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EVE Joke: Why are minmatar ships so fast?

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Ravnik
Infinate Horizon
#21 - 2013-06-26 09:11:38 UTC
Liafcipe9000 wrote:
Thaman Arnuad wrote:
Jenn aSide wrote:
De'Veldrin wrote:
I admit it, I lold


Surprisingly so did I, then I QQ'd because that is nothing here to troll.....


If the Slicer speeds up to 2000M/s how does he arrive next to the Firetail which is already travelling at 2000M/s.

Magnets. Cool


Magnates dont fly that fast.......oooooh Magnets Oops

The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long - and you have burned so very, very brightly..........
Destination SkillQueue
Doomheim
#22 - 2013-06-26 09:25:39 UTC
Thaman Arnuad wrote:
Jenn aSide wrote:
De'Veldrin wrote:
I admit it, I lold


Surprisingly so did I, then I QQ'd because that is nothing here to troll.....


If the Slicer speeds up to 2000M/s how does he arrive next to the Firetail which is already travelling at 2000M/s.

Maybe they didn't fly an identical course the whole time this being a joke about spaceships instead of cars driving on the road.
Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#23 - 2013-06-26 09:32:34 UTC
Destination SkillQueue wrote:
Thaman Arnuad wrote:
Jenn aSide wrote:
De'Veldrin wrote:
I admit it, I lold


Surprisingly so did I, then I QQ'd because that is nothing here to troll.....


If the Slicer speeds up to 2000M/s how does he arrive next to the Firetail which is already travelling at 2000M/s.

Maybe they didn't fly an identical course the whole time this being a joke about spaceships instead of cars driving on the road.

HOW DID YOU KNOW Shocked
Niko Takahashi
Yoshitomi Group
#24 - 2013-06-26 09:36:19 UTC
Gave me a chuckle.

Mark Androcius
#25 - 2013-06-26 09:51:27 UTC
I lal'd ( this is a new acronym i invented, cause lol just doesn't cut it, it stand for Laughed A Little ).

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Vervz
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#26 - 2013-06-26 11:01:02 UTC
I loled. Still havent found the breaks. Stilletto currently at 6,800m/s and rising.
Lucretia DeWinter
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#27 - 2013-06-26 11:12:20 UTC
What's the difference between Minmatars and Officer belt rats?

Officer rats don't RISE UP AND KILL YOU ALL when you chain them...


Jovian goes to a medic.
"I have good news and bad news." says the medic.
"Gimme the bad news, doc." replies the Jovian.
"You've developed an incurable genetic degenerative disease and you'll die painfully in a few days."
"That's terrible! What's the good news?"
"We're naming a disease after you."


"Here you go, miss, delivery for you."
"Oh? It appears to be an Amarrian... you know, 6 foot tall, hoody dress. This isn't what I ordered."
"Well, it says here you ordered a 72 inch TV"


For sale, Gallente pulse rifle. Never fired. Dropped once.


How do Caldari eat donuts?
With Jammin


/badum-tish!
Dorrann
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#28 - 2013-06-26 11:14:29 UTC
It got me, I lol'd at this.
Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#29 - 2013-06-26 11:15:39 UTC
Lucretia DeWinter wrote:
What's the difference between Minmatars and Officer belt rats?

Officer rats don't RISE UP AND KILL YOU ALL when you chain them...


Jovian goes to a medic.
"I have good news and bad news." says the medic.
"Gimme the bad news, doc." replies the Jovian.
"You've developed an incurable genetic degenerative disease and you'll die painfully in a few days."
"That's terrible! What's the good news?"
"We're naming a disease after you."


"Here you go, miss, delivery for you."
"Oh? It appears to be an Amarrian... you know, 6 foot tall, hoody dress. This isn't what I ordered."
"Well, it says here you ordered a 72 inch TV"


For sale, Gallente pulse rifle. Never fired. Dropped once.


How do Caldari eat donuts?
With Jammin


/badum-tish!

Nice one on the joke about the amarrian.
jovian joke was meh.
minmatar joke was cool but not so funny.
gallente? wat.
and Caldari got Bob Marley Cool
Jove Angel
Doomheim
#30 - 2013-06-26 11:40:10 UTC
Navy Slicer passes a machariel doing 2k and shouts hahahahahah im faster than you

Machariel hits the acceleration and does 24k


ahh the good old days before flippin nerfs Evil

And then it happened. Massive, eerily green blasts erupted from seemingly nowhere, and an Amarrian Apocalypse went up in flames.  "It was a Jovian Mother ship".
War Kitten
Panda McLegion
#31 - 2013-06-26 12:08:13 UTC
Came expecting answer to the topic along the lines of "because parts keep falling off."

Leaving perplexed by such low speeds from Minmatar frigates in a joke about speed.

I don't judge people by their race, religion, color, size, age, gender, or ethnicity. I judge them by their grammar, spelling, syntax, punctuation, clarity of expression, and logical consistency.
CCP Falcon
#32 - 2013-06-26 12:15:07 UTC
Lol

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Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#33 - 2013-06-26 12:19:48 UTC
CCP Falcon wrote:
Lol


Cool
Robus Muvila
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#34 - 2013-06-26 12:58:40 UTC
Ravnik wrote:
Liafcipe9000 wrote:
Thaman Arnuad wrote:
Jenn aSide wrote:
De'Veldrin wrote:
I admit it, I lold


Surprisingly so did I, then I QQ'd because that is nothing here to troll.....


If the Slicer speeds up to 2000M/s how does he arrive next to the Firetail which is already travelling at 2000M/s.

Magnets. Cool


Magnates dont fly that fast.......oooooh Magnets Oops




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F**kin' Magnates. How do they work
****OBLIGATORY*****

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Anna Karhunen
Inoue INEXP
#35 - 2013-06-26 12:58:50 UTC
Thaman Arnuad wrote:
Jenn aSide wrote:
De'Veldrin wrote:
I admit it, I lold


Surprisingly so did I, then I QQ'd because that is nothing here to troll.....


If the Slicer speeds up to 2000M/s how does he arrive next to the Firetail which is already travelling at 2000M/s.

Step one. Get a lock on a wreck.
Step two. Use tractor beam.

As my old maths teacher used to say: "Statistics are like bikinis: It's what they don't show that's interesting". -CCP Aporia
E-2C Hawkeye
HOW to PEG SAFETY
#36 - 2013-06-26 13:26:24 UTC
Jenn aSide wrote:
De'Veldrin wrote:
I admit it, I lold


Surprisingly so did I, then I QQ'd because that is nothing here to troll.....


Well..... lets mark this day on the calander and make it a holiday. It is indeed a holiday when even Jen cant find something to troll.
Thorn Galen
Bene Gesserit ChapterHouse
The Curatores Veritatis Auxiliary
#37 - 2013-06-26 14:13:53 UTC
Mr Aurilen wrote:
That was brilliant, the only question is, why did the Mini ship not fall apart once it passed 1,500 m/s?


Duct tape Lol

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Jureth22
EVE-RO
Goonswarm Federation
#38 - 2013-06-26 14:26:54 UTC
i lol'd :D
Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#39 - 2013-06-27 14:14:02 UTC
Robus Muvila wrote:
****OBLIGATORY*****
F**kin' Magnates. How do they work
****OBLIGATORY*****

F***ING MAGIC DUDE.
Muad 'dib
State War Academy
Caldari State
#40 - 2013-06-27 14:22:55 UTC
+1o1

Cosmic signature detected. . . . http://i.imgur.com/Z7NfIS6.jpg I got 99 likes, and this post aint one.
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