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So long and thanks for all the bullshit. This will be my last post.

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Malcolm Shinhwa
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#121 - 2013-06-24 02:23:16 UTC
Has to be one of the more epic tear threads I've seen in awhile. Just wanted to be able to, "yeah, man, I was there, dude, when that guy put 2bils worth of courier stuff in a 2million hauler.. then raged epic tears on the forums."

Someone check on Villq. He might die laughing at this.

[i]"The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental[/i]."

Freezehunter
#122 - 2013-06-24 02:23:32 UTC
Anubis Joringer wrote:
Freezehunter wrote:
Smartbombing Whoree wrote:
Freezehunter wrote:
zlizilz wrote:
Have you considered perhaps that you were setup?

More salt for the wound.

Perhaps the issuer of the contract was your ganker, can you imagine? oh my...


YEAH, IT'S POSSIBLE, BUT IN ALMOST 7 YEARS I'VE NEVER FALLEN FOR A SCAM.

IF IT WAS A SETUP THEN YEAH, I FELL FOR IT.

DOESN'T MATTER ANYWAY, AS FAR AS I AM CONCERNED, THIS GAME STOPPED EXISTING THE DAY I RAGEQUIT.





YET! here you are in ALL CAPS!


CAPS LOCK IS ON THE LEFT SIDE OF YOUR KEYBOARD! IT MAKES YOU WRITE IN ALL CAPS. ON SOME MECHANICAL, CUSTOM KEYBOARDS LIKE MINE, IT IS CALLED CRUISE CONTROL. DON'T ASK WHY, IT IS A SECRET.


Even on cruise control you still have to steer. I would also hardly call eon-old 4chan memes a "secret".


IT WAS BRAND ******* NEW WHEN I STARTED USING 4CHAN. GREAT, NOW I FEEL OLD.

Inappropriate signature, CCP Phantom.

Jafit McJafitson
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#123 - 2013-06-24 02:23:49 UTC  |  Edited by: Jafit McJafitson
Freezehunter wrote:
YEAH, I LEFT TEST BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE FULL OF IDIOTS AND I DIDN'T LIKE IT THERE.

AND ALSO, YEAH, YOU DIED BECAUSE YOU WERE KILLED IN 0.0, I WAS IN FREAKING 1.0 HIGH SEC, IN A FAST ALIGN, TANKED SHIP. IF I HAD LOST THAT IN 0.0 I WOULD NOT HAVE MINDED, BECAUSE I ALWAYS EXPECT TO LOSE **** THERE AS SOON AS I UNDOCK.


I died because I was careless, and so did you.

Test is indeed full of idiots, that's why I like it here, there's no pressure to perform, we don't really take the game that seriously and we know that we're bad at it. We showcase our most expensive losses at the top of our killboards so that we can laugh at each other's mistakes. Your little hauler wouldn't have made the Hall of Shame, the lowest thing on there currently is a 5.14b ISK jumpfreighter. Yesterday one of our titans got tackled and a massive fight ensued to save it, we refer to such incidents as 'generating content' and laugh about out, and the pilot isn't going to hear the end of it.

If you were more easygoing and accepting that you're a scrub, then your jimmies wouldn't be so rustled and you'd be having a nicer more relaxing evening of gaming. I mean I don't play a video game for any reason other than relaxation, but I lose ships and isk all the time. Isk is just a means to an end, finding ways to spend it and lose it makes the game interesting.
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#124 - 2013-06-24 02:24:10 UTC
TIL that "I act like a child on internet forums" translated into Norwegian is "Cruise Control"

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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IIshira
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#125 - 2013-06-24 02:24:48 UTC
This guy reminds me of my ex wife. If he would just SHUT UP and LISTEN he would see how wrong he was but it's not going to happen...
Freezehunter
#126 - 2013-06-24 02:25:50 UTC
Malcolm Shinhwa wrote:
Has to be one of the more epic tear threads I've seen in awhile. Just wanted to be able to, "yeah, man, I was there, dude, when that guy put 2bils worth of courier stuff in a 2million hauler.. then raged epic tears on the forums."

Someone check on Villq. He might die laughing at this.


Consider it my legacy, bros!
Anyway, my time in this world of yours is up, 4 hours are up.

I love you all!

o7 o7 o7

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Smartbombing Whoree
Doomheim
#127 - 2013-06-24 02:26:04 UTC
My friend there is NO WAY IN HELL (can i say hell here?) your modules were active. You took nowhere near the dmg you should/would/could if they were.


NUMBERS DO NOT LIE! You are just a spanner (not sure what that is since im an unedumactied 'MURICAN).
Pepper Solette
Doomheim
#128 - 2013-06-24 02:26:37 UTC
Anubis Joringer wrote:


Your unholy lust for the caps-lock key says otherwise.



I just spilled my drink laughing so hard.

Thank you, Thank you, Thank you!

This is the best thread in a long time.

** Miko Sunji:  "There is no better way to find out if you can swim, than swimming for your life."**

Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#129 - 2013-06-24 02:26:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Jonah Gravenstein
IIshira wrote:
This guy reminds me of my ex wife. If he would just SHUT UP and LISTEN he would see how wrong he was but it's not going to happen...

Your ex wife gets around, I think I was married to her at one point P

Smartbombing Whoree wrote:
My friend there is NO WAY IN HELL (can i say hell here?) your modules were active. You took nowhere near the dmg you should/would/could if they were.


NUMBERS DO NOT LIE! You are just a spanner (not sure what that is since im an unedumactied 'MURICAN).


Spanner - noun. UK, mildly derogatory A stupid or unintelligent person; one prone to making mistakes.

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Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#130 - 2013-06-24 02:28:14 UTC  |  Edited by: Jonah Gravenstein
Double post

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mechtech
Ice Liberation Army
#131 - 2013-06-24 02:28:37 UTC
Why were you hauling a 2B collateral in a 1m isk ship?!

Use either a blockade runner, which can't be scanned, or a freighter, which requires a large investment to kill. Even a transport ship would have been an acceptable choice...I hate to say it but you took a large risk and ended up with predictable results.

Also, if you really think Eve's community is bad compared to other MMOs, you obviously haven't played other MMOs lately. All MMOs released in the past few years are FTP and have absolutely abominable communities.

This is the first scam you've fallen for in 7 years and it causes you to ragequit? I've lost everything I've owned twice and in the end it doesn't really matter if you know how to make isk and have good connections. Even if you're a carebear, you have to expect to take some losses and deal with them. A 7 year old character shouldn't really have a hard time getting 2B isk back.

Just calm down and leave Eve with dignity if you don't like the game.
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#132 - 2013-06-24 02:28:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Jonah Gravenstein
whoops make mine a triple

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Wilhelm Caster
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#133 - 2013-06-24 02:29:23 UTC
2007 player and fell for an old courier contract setup...
Sir Mack Inawrex
NEW ORDER DEATH DEALERS
#134 - 2013-06-24 02:29:54 UTC
Freezehunter wrote:
Sir Mack Inawrex wrote:
Jafit McJafitson wrote:
Freezehunter wrote:
I lost over 2 billion ISK instantly in a 1.0 system, while transporting cargo in a TANKED cargo ship with a supposed 21000 HP buffer/semiactive tank and level 5 tanking skills in all tanking types.


EFT gives me 19,192 EHP with your mammoth's setup and all 5 skills

The killmail you linked says that 6,957 damage was done.

vOv

Deactivate his active modules and set damage profile to EM. Suddenly his EHP marries up to the damage dealt in BC.


MODULES WERE ACTIVE, I ALWAYS ACTIVATE THEM UPON INITIATING WARP WHEN ENTERING SYSTEM. MY TANK WAS FULLY ACTIVE WHEN I GOT BLOWN THE **** UP INSTANTLY BY ONE SHIP.

Impossible. The best alpha in the game is approximately 14.5k which requires a T2 fit Tornado. You were ganked by a meta fit Tornado. Sorry dude, but you tank modules were NOT active. He wouldn't have been able to kill you if they were. In a 1.0 system, even prepulled CONCORD, his siege cannons could not possibly have fired a 2nd shot (this is before we consider your 6 seconds align time).

"…but now only one beacon of light survives.  A stubborn world that dared to defy Mintchip, Lord of the Lollipops."

Malcolm Shinhwa
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#135 - 2013-06-24 02:32:20 UTC
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
Your ex wife gets around, I think I was married to her at one point


I STILL AM!

[i]"The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental[/i]."

Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#136 - 2013-06-24 02:33:40 UTC
Malcolm Shinhwa wrote:
Has to be one of the more epic tear threads I've seen in awhile. Just wanted to be able to, "yeah, man, I was there, dude, when that guy put 2bils worth of courier stuff in a 2million hauler.. then raged epic tears on the forums."

Someone check on Villq. He might die laughing at this.


I emailed him, said thanks and tipped him 100m for the nice kill, linking thread ofc!

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.

Alara IonStorm
#137 - 2013-06-24 02:34:11 UTC  |  Edited by: Alara IonStorm
Freezehunter wrote:

I DON'T GIVE A ****, I AM NORWEGIAN AND WE ARE THE MASTER RACE AND I WILL NOT MAKE AN EFFORT TO CAPITALIZE THAT **** BROKE COUNTRY'S NAME.

For more information on what Freezehunter means by the Norwegian "master race" click here.
Sensui-kan
#138 - 2013-06-24 02:36:58 UTC
5 star quitting post, I wish they all were like this
Adunh Slavy
#139 - 2013-06-24 02:39:47 UTC
Freezehunter wrote:

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE, HAVE A LIKE AND SHOVE IT!



\o/

Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.  - William Pitt

Zane Lowe
I Need Some
#140 - 2013-06-24 02:40:14 UTC
Those were some amazing tears.