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So long and thanks for all the bullshit. This will be my last post.

First post
#1 - 2013-06-24 00:18:01 UTC  |  Edited by: Freezehunter

I quit the game over this death, permanently, been playing since 2007.

I was doing a 2 billion collateral, 3.5 million ISK reward, 5 EMPIRE jump courier contract because I was bored out of my mind and decided to have a nice evening playing Eve and doing couriers to help people and make a little money too, because it's been my main chillout game since 2007.

I got scanned as I started aligning and when I landed on the gate AT ZERO, I got instapopped by a Tornado BEFORE I GOT TO JUMP, that is less than 2 ******* seconds.

I lost over 2 billion ISK instantly in a 1.0 system, while transporting cargo in a TANKED cargo ship with a supposed 21000 HP buffer/semiactive tank and level 5 tanking skills in all tanking types.

To me this is an absolute load of bullshit and because of this I have decided to give all my remaining assets (about 800 mil worth and ISK (2.76 billion) to Chribba and gave Freezehunter to a RL friend, as it is my only character.

I planned to give Freeze to Chribba at first because deleting a 87 million SP char is kind of a waste but he said no.

When you lose 2 billion to an instalocking instakilling ship that costs about 80 million fitted, in a 1.0 system, you know it is about ******* time to finally quit the game you've been wasting money on since 2007.

So long and thanks for all the bullshit, meanwhile, I have pledged over 400 dollars to Star Citizen and I am glad to finally kick the habit of paying for a second job.

Let the circlejerk commence.

This account expired a few days ago and my friend has not played yet, I am using Hours for PLEX to write this.

Feel free to ban me. And also **** You. If you don't believe me, just ask Chribba.

Edit: I almost forgot to mention, a big **** YOU to all the morons that didn't believe me when I said Dust would be an epic failure and a waste of money a year ago, it has less than 5000 players and the next console gen is about to come out. Congratulations on failing in an epic way CCP.

Edit2: Another big **** you to any moron that says that I didn't take proper precautions and that I expected 100% safety, learn to ******* read, I HAD AN ACTIVATED 21000 HP TANK AND STILL GOT INSTAKILLEDD EVEN THOUGH I WAS FLYING MANUALLY AND WARPED TO ZERO.

Edit3: the "lel" and ridicule posts in this thread are a perfect example of why this community has always sucked massive **** and why I will be having actual fun playing Star Citizen in 2 years, while your numbers here dwindle more and more and CCP makes another **** up and goes bankrupt ,enjoy this bullshit while it lasts, personally I still think that having less than 400k total accounts after 10 years is an epic failure.

You are the most **** community I have ever seen in online gaming, and I have been playing online games since 1994, it is as if Eve has all the sociopaths and junk that the other MMOS have banned and filtered out, enjoy your circle jerk and gate camping and blob **** fests while they still last...

Edit4: LOL, apparently I fail miserably at Eve because I only had 5 billion ISK because that is what games are all about, right, jewing it up... **** off.

Also, yes, I was hauling in a normal, TANKED hauler because I only had to do FIVE ******* JUMPS THROUGH HIGH SEC. Don't try to tell me I am a bad player or other bullshit just because i didn't spend 300 million on a blockade runner to move **** through HIGH SEC, I had a reasonable expectation of SAFETY when I tanked the ******* thing up to 21000 EHP for a normal HIGH SEC run.

I've done way more dangerous runs through low sec, null and wormholes in blockade runners perfectly fine, and survived no problem. Do don't ******* try to blame this bullshit on me, it's a game mechanic problem when a ship that is worth ******* nothing can kill 2+ billion worth of **** in under 2 seconds. **** off with trying to justify this bullshit. Haulers are crap and T3 BCs are broken as **** and do way more than they should for their price, but CCP has started on the path to making this game totally noob friendly 2 years ago, so that any tard that started the game 2 months ago can instakill someone that has 87 million SP and has paid for and played the game since 200 ******* 7. You keep defending this bullshit, meanwhile someone else is going to get a lot of money from me for making a way more fun and superior game because I've had it up to HERE with this unbalanced crap.

I am not one to ***** and moan about ship losses as i've lost PLENTY of **** since 2007, it's just that losing so much money in such a ******** way to such a young alt in such a cheap but OP as **** ship/ship type pisses me the **** off.

And I don't give a **** what anyone says, 21000 HP should not just ******* melt to ONE volley from ONE instalocking, gatecamping ship.

Last edit, I'm off to have some actual fun in ARMA 3.

OK, for real now, last edit: Star Citizen can not fail within the next 2 years because that is when it will launch and considering it is crowd funded and already has almost 11 million dollars and it is not even out yet, I am pretty sure you are wrong. I spent over 400 dollars on it for a reason and I usually never make bad calls when it comes to money. Except for in games with **** balancing and game mechanics of course, and we all know which game I am talking about.

Inappropriate signature, CCP Phantom.

Myriad Contractors Inc.
#2 - 2013-06-24 00:20:24 UTC  |  Edited by: Dun'Gal

Edit 1 (In response to OP's Edit 2:) lol

Edit 2 (In response to Edit 3:) u mad?

Edit 3: He madLol
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#3 - 2013-06-24 00:21:33 UTC
cool story bro

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Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2013-06-24 00:21:47 UTC  |  Edited by: Tumahub
Who trusts a hauler named "mammoth?"
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#5 - 2013-06-24 00:24:42 UTC
Maybe they should remove warp to 0 for haulers, then freight might attract more intelligent people that don't expect 100% safety at all times.

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Minmatar Citizen160812
The LGBT Last Supper
#6 - 2013-06-24 00:27:42 UTC  |  Edited by: Minmatar Citizen160812
Here's an exit song for you.

Give his stuff to me Chribba and make this a good thread...
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#7 - 2013-06-24 00:27:52 UTC
Aw we lose another terrible that we can make into a loot pinata
Ckra Trald
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2013-06-24 00:29:26 UTC
lel Join Tengoo xd

Intar Medris
Amarr Empire
#9 - 2013-06-24 00:37:43 UTC
Shouldn't have been hauling something that valuable in a Industrial. You asked to be ganked doing that. And only 5 billion ISK after 6 years of playing? Hell no wonder you ragequit you fail miserably at EVE.

I try to be nice and mind my business just shooting lasers at rocks. There is just way too many asshats in New Eden for that to happen.

Tuttomenui II
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2013-06-24 00:41:51 UTC
The I stabs killed you. Shoulda just used an Orca with a DCU II and a hull hp mod. Industrials are paper thin, and yes 21k hp is paper thin. But actually you only had 6,957 HP So even more so paper thin. Thats like 2-3 volleys.
Hernan Johuihen
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#11 - 2013-06-24 00:46:36 UTC
you made my day sir, lmfao
Carry 0n
#12 - 2013-06-24 00:50:49 UTC
Cry more.
Hessian Arcturus
#13 - 2013-06-24 00:51:12 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Gallifreyan
Waaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha this is ******** hilarious...Lol

Also, you're so full of *****. If you landed on the gate at zero, you would have jumped before he locked and killed killed you. Not to mention that in a 1.0 space, gate guns and CONCORD sit on the gate...
As for your 21k ehp, nice to know he did 6k and popped you...

Was someone Autopiloting and afk? P

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It's human nature to want to explore. To find your line and go beyond it. The only limit, is the one you set yourself.

Next Stage Initiative
#14 - 2013-06-24 00:51:24 UTC
Star Citizen will fail within two years.

CCP and EvE will be here when you realize that all your hopes and dreams can't stand up to a real market.

So will we, the community you hate, but also the most honest gaming community there is. See you in four years, and hit me up and I'll be happy to welcome you back.

Serious. Salute!

If you're driven to threaten others with harm or violence because of what they do in game, you can't separate fantasy from reality. That "griefer/thief" is probably more sane than you are. How screwed up is that?

Rapid Withdrawal
Pen Is Out
#15 - 2013-06-24 01:00:24 UTC
Pubbie tears best tears

And once CCP reads this thread, enjoy having the account banned before your friend can use it, since account sharing/giving away whole accounts and not transferring a toon is ban-able.
Alli Othman
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#16 - 2013-06-24 01:00:38 UTC
RIP in peace.

It is good to see that you learned so much in your years of playing!
Empire Manufacturing
#17 - 2013-06-24 01:01:01 UTC
I would give you advice for next time, but apparently there won't be a next time. Oh well, you're going to hear it anyway.

Next time, use a tanked Orca. A max-tanked Orca would have taken a small fleet of Tornadoes to pop in a 1.0 system. Having said that, if you truly warped to zero, there should be no way you got popped, especially in a 1.0 system. Concord, local police and gate guns, all sitting right there.
Jack Miton
Caldari State
#18 - 2013-06-24 01:01:24 UTC
1.2bil in a T1 hauler?
yeah, GREAT plan bro...

you won't be missed.

There is no Bob.

Stuck In Here With Me:

Down the Pipe:

Cilgil Arbosa
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#19 - 2013-06-24 01:03:35 UTC  |  Edited by: Cilgil Arbosa
Putting 2B isk on the table in a ship that can be ganked and very profitably looted by one (1) ship worth ~150M (with fitting) ?

Do you, from a purely economical standpoint, see where the tornado pilot did everything right und you failed miserably?

Could you also please stop answering by editting your initial post, nobody is going to read that mess.
Zane Tekitsu
D.I.C.A.D. Solutions
#20 - 2013-06-24 01:04:53 UTC
Freezehunter wrote:
I don't always explode, but when I do, I blame everyone but my self.

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