These forums have been archived and are now read-only.

The new forums are live and can be found at https://forums.eveonline.com/

Intergalactic Summit

 
  • Topic is locked indefinitely.
Previous page12
 

Quafe targeted in Soft Drink Conspiracy!
Author
Previous Topic Next Topic
Saya Ishikari
Ishukone-Raata Technological Research Institute
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#21 - 2013-06-26 11:41:40 UTC
Quafe... I've been drawn into here only because of my wretched experience with the stuff... Half a bottle and I feel like I've swallowed a live grenade, that went off, but didn't give me the pleasure of death. I have found few things of Federation origin that I outright HATE on sight, regardless of my duties and largely opposing ideologies... But Quafe? I take special pleasure in watching hundred ton containers of it burst apart in the void.

It does, however, made for a good degreaser and solvent... Maybe that's why i was all but bed ridden after trying the stuff?

"At the end of it all, we have only what we've left in our wake to be remembered by." -Kyoko Ishikari, YC 95 - YC 117
Laurienne 'Quafegirl' Cherbourg
Like Oh My Gosh I Totally Have A Corp Now
#22 - 2013-06-26 12:00:31 UTC
Saya Ishikari wrote:

It does, however, made for a good degreaser and solvent... Maybe that's why i was all but bed ridden after trying the stuff?


This is very, very bad! It sounds like you were the victim of a counterfeit batch! An attack used by Sansha Kuvakei!

Chilled Quafe™, accept no refreshment substitute. For all of you affluent Capsuleer-types, Quafe Elite™ restaraunts can be found at many stations! Only got a few minutes to spare before that fleet-op? Swing by QuafeSnacks™ for the full taste-experience you've come to expect from Quafe, on the go!
Deacon Abox
Black Eagle5
#23 - 2013-06-26 19:20:44 UTC
Laurienne 'Quafegirl' Cherbourg wrote:
Saya Ishikari wrote:

It does, however, made for a good degreaser and solvent... Maybe that's why i was all but bed ridden after trying the stuff?


This is very, very bad! It sounds like you were the victim of a counterfeit batch! An attack used by Sansha Kuvakei!

Down with this sort of thingAttention Counterfeit Quafe Shocked Why the nerve of those evil people that would attempt such a dastardly deception on an unsuspecting public.

There is nothing fake with Quafe. It's the real thingP

(Nor is there anything fake about you LaurienneSmile)

CCP, there are off buttons for ship explosions, missile effects, turret effects, etc. "Immersion" does not seem to be harmed by those. So, [u]please[/u] give us a persisting off button for the jump gate and autoscan visuals.

Cyrus Alabel
Azure Wrath
#24 - 2013-06-26 20:27:44 UTC
Laurienne 'Quafegirl' Cherbourg wrote:

I can hold my breath underwater for three minutes~!


I bet you can't do it for thirty.

Maybe tie a big rock to your feet while you're at it, just to be sure your efforts will be unburdened by that nasty thing called buoyancy.
Laurienne 'Quafegirl' Cherbourg
Like Oh My Gosh I Totally Have A Corp Now
#25 - 2013-06-26 20:44:32 UTC
Cyrus Alabel wrote:

I bet you can't do it for thirty.

Maybe tie a big rock to your feet while you're at it, just to be sure your efforts will be unburdened by that nasty thing called buoyancy.


I bet I could do it in a pool of Quafe. ♥

Chilled Quafe™, accept no refreshment substitute. For all of you affluent Capsuleer-types, Quafe Elite™ restaraunts can be found at many stations! Only got a few minutes to spare before that fleet-op? Swing by QuafeSnacks™ for the full taste-experience you've come to expect from Quafe, on the go!
Previous page12