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The mysterious tale of the doanshoots

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drew carnegie
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#1 - 2011-10-23 15:18:50 UTC
Captain's log, stardate 2011. Heading out of starsystem Torrinos.

Lonetrek will burn. All my evidence was destroyed by CCP themselves. Three pages, full of posts, information, and evidence - gone. I fear that CCP is in bed with doanshoot. The corruption runs too deep. This capsuleer is afraid of what this might mean..........
Travis Wells
Amok.
Goonswarm Federation
#2 - 2011-10-23 15:22:08 UTC
It seems even the most noble of forces can be persuaded to follow the ways of evil. Your lawyers will have nothing on doanshoot and he will be free to reign terror upon lantrek. his rifters will block out the sun.
Jason Galente
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2011-10-23 15:22:20 UTC
drew carnegie wrote:
Captain's log, stardate 2011.


I believe you mean stardate 10.23.113 YC. I'm not exactly sure what calendar you are using, pilot.

Only the liberty of the individual assures the prosperity of the whole. And this foundation must be defended.

At any cost
drew carnegie
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#4 - 2011-10-23 15:31:59 UTC  |  Edited by: drew carnegie
Starcaptain spacepilot's log, star date 10.23.113 YC. I just realized my spacewatch was broken and was displaying the wrong stardate. No new information to report.... other than the sighting of Travis Wells..... I stared down the barrels of his autocannons but was able to flee due to fitting several Warp Core Stabilizer IIs on my space vessel. Haha! He could not prevent me from warping away with his Republic Fleet Warp Disruptor midslot module. I did not openly taunt him though, I do not want to enmadden him. I might be able to show him the error of his ways......
Sverige Pahis
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#5 - 2011-10-23 15:50:06 UTC
I'm back, and with grave news to report. CCP is under the hire of ------- *STATIC*
Travis Wells
Amok.
Goonswarm Federation
#6 - 2011-10-23 15:57:50 UTC
darn you drew, dont worry i have a plan that no number of warp core stabs will get you out of my grasps, you just wait and see.
Alberto Bertorelli
Fly with yo dilz out
#7 - 2011-10-23 16:00:03 UTC
It looks as if Pahis has went through a hyperspace baryon induction interference field, causing the static. Now there's only one guy who can be behind a hyperspace baryon induction interference field, that nasty Sith Lord Doanshoot. I fear the force in me is not strong enough to confront him alone.
drew carnegie
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#8 - 2011-10-23 16:01:24 UTC  |  Edited by: drew carnegie
Starcaptain spacepilot capsuleer's log, space date star year 113:

So Bertorelli wasn't dead after all. This was good news. He told me about the baryon field, but I already knew about it. I saw Pahis get sucked in with my own eyes. I'd have to go in after him.
Alberto Bertorelli
Fly with yo dilz out
#9 - 2011-10-23 16:03:36 UTC
But drew! The dark side is strong in the hyperspace baryon induction interference field, the Borg will swallow you and your ship whole!
drew carnegie
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#10 - 2011-10-23 16:05:46 UTC
I know, Alberto, I know. But I can't let Pahis suffer that fate alone, and I might just have a chance to bring him out alive....
Travis Wells
Amok.
Goonswarm Federation
#11 - 2011-10-23 16:06:39 UTC
even the both of you cannot stand up to the likes of me, and now that pahis is stuck in the baryon induction interference field you will not be able to free him. fortuanly for me the dark lord doanshoot gave me a noyrab induction field interduction mechanism where i can go and harass the likes of pahis
drew carnegie
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#12 - 2011-10-23 16:15:17 UTC
Starcaptain spacepilot capsuleer's space log: Wells showed his hand today. He's got the Noyrab Induction Field Induction Mechanism. It's the perfect counter to the Hyperspace Baryon Induction Interference Field. If I can get it from Wells, by whatever means necessary, I can bring Pahis out unharmed.




WHAT WILL IT BE, TRAVIS "TRAVIS WELLS" WELLS??? AM I GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE IT BY FORCE OR WILL YOU GIVE IT TO ME WILLINGLY? OR MAYBE CAN I BUY IT FROM YOU FOR A SLIGHTLY-INFLATED PRICE
BBJ Shepard
#13 - 2011-10-23 16:34:23 UTC
Iet hed ben 2 deys sinse i loese coneskshen whiet the oeter 3 ,.,.m,m,. i aem no shuer wahet thies hes ael meen.,,. compuetre,. ., puel up a mep of syneidkaet ,. of dkelaein, ..,. oef fyad .

of course !

whaet hed thes sekters ael hed in comen resentley ? doanshoot hed visated tham ,.,.,..theis gos riet to then top .

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COMpuetre ! puel up ev er y docamant of be "doans hoot"


.. ,., end transmisen .,, i shal spekke to yoeu later at ones. \

?(:
Kithrus
Brave Newbies Inc.
Brave Collective
#14 - 2011-10-23 16:39:13 UTC
You know this out of character trollings going to be deleted right?

Now if only I could just get that idiot ston deleted the same way for his.

Darkness is more then absence of light, it is ignorance and corruption. I will be the Bulwark from such things that you may live in the light. Pray so my arms do not grow weary and my footing remain sure.

If you are brave, join me in the dark.
Sverige Pahis
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#15 - 2011-10-23 16:41:15 UTC
((Hello Kithrus, please stay in character at all times in our thread, if you cannot do that, please refrain from posting.))
drew carnegie
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#16 - 2011-10-23 16:41:59 UTC
I'm not sure what you mean by "out of character". Are you saying I'm not cut out for my job as a cop? Is that what you're trying to say here? I've spent years, YEARS working my way up to head detective space captain. You watch your mouth.
Johan Krieger
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#17 - 2011-10-23 16:42:32 UTC
Starship commander pilot captains log...

I have stumbled across a great secret, one about CCP that could get me in quite a bit of trouble if it were discovered that i knew what it is. I must guard this secret with my life. I'm going to be putting it in my spaceman astronaut abode under the spacecouch in a spacebox. No one would ever be able to find it there...

There, i've put the secret space documents in my spacebox under my spacecouch. Sadly, i must depart from this spaceman astronaut abode and fly my Rifter to the closest planet to pick up some exotic dancers.

I'm going to have sex with all of them.

End Starship commander pilot captains log...
BBJ Shepard
#18 - 2011-10-23 16:44:28 UTC
drew carnegie wrote:
I'm not sure what you mean by "out of character". Are you saying I'm not cut out for my job as a cop? Is that what you're trying to say here? I've spent years, YEARS working my way up to head detective space captain. You watch your mouth.


[9(become encalm derw ,.,., he is jus a no rper ,.,.,.igngore him/)))

?(:
Travis Wells
Amok.
Goonswarm Federation
#19 - 2011-10-23 16:49:00 UTC
yes it may seem as I am a bit out of character, I know from my corporation I may seem as a more elite warrior but doanshoot showed the the dark side and I now have an impressive fleet of personal ships at my disposal all paid and fit by him. The only way you may be able to free pahis is to pry the device from my frozen corpses fingers.
Kareem Pi
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#20 - 2011-10-23 16:52:27 UTC
don't worry drew, this Travis Wells is no match for my Blackbird! 6x multispecs midslot modules, GO!!!!
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