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As a good will gesture towards miners, I am offering to pay 20% of your permit fees.

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Bertrand Butler
Cras es Noster
#21 - 2013-07-05 10:20:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Bertrand Butler
QuakeGod wrote:
Sabriz Adoudel wrote:
QuakeGod wrote:
...or I can continue to mine anywhere I want with my fleet of 150k EHP Skiffs and you can take that 10 million isk and, well, you know where to put it.


We need to organise a Skiff slaughter weekend. Skiff pilots are more often AFK than other miners and often have very juicy pods because they think they are invincible.


Please do that. And please start in my home system. We could use the entertainment.

We have several players, including myself, that are never AFK and constantly watch local and d-scan. We immediately let everyone know as soon as a ganker enters the system (and we do have an extensive list of those marked).

This is what follows. We tell everyone in local and those who think they need to dock up, dock up. Then, myself and others sit outside the station where the gankers are holed up. There are always gankers who have horrible sec status, and as soon as they undock to make a run, we lock and scram them (in Skiffs of course :) The station guns and cops then do the rest, and we make sure our drones get in on the KM as well, for added humility.

So, in short, when we do have the occasional ganker squad come into town, they don't stay long.



I commend you on your behavior and hope that you will continue to spread the New Order gospel to other miners in HighSec. You sir and your corpmates are really what the NO is fighting for. A social, filled with player innovation and devoid of bot aspirancy HighSec experience for all.
Bing Bangboom
DAMAG Safety Commission
#22 - 2013-07-05 15:54:14 UTC
QuakeGod wrote:


Please do that. And please start in my home system. We could use the entertainment.

We have several players, including myself, that are never AFK and constantly watch local and d-scan. We immediately let everyone know as soon as a ganker enters the system (and we do have an extensive list of those marked).

This is what follows. We tell everyone in local and those who think they need to dock up, dock up. Then, myself and others sit outside the station where the gankers are holed up. There are always gankers who have horrible sec status, and as soon as they undock to make a run, we lock and scram them (in Skiffs of course :) The station guns and cops then do the rest, and we make sure our drones get in on the KM as well, for added humility.

So, in short, when we do have the occasional ganker squad come into town, they don't stay long.



You could have saved a lot of typing if you had just written "Victory for the New Order!"

This is what we WANT the miners to do.

BBB

Highsec is worth fighting for.

By choosing to mine in New Order systems, highsec miners have agreed to follow the New Halaima Code of Conduct.  www.minerbumping.com

Sir Mack Inawrex
NEW ORDER DEATH DEALERS
#23 - 2013-07-05 16:32:28 UTC
Thank you QuakeGod for yet another victory for the New Order.

Glory to The Order! Glory to the Saviour of HighSec!

"…but now only one beacon of light survives.  A stubborn world that dared to defy Mintchip, Lord of the Lollipops."

Ustrello
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#24 - 2013-07-05 19:52:28 UTC
Tinu Moorhsum wrote:
TheGunslinger42 wrote:

I did get a good chuckle out of your threats though. The New Order are invincible, in case you haven't heard.


Like I said, give me a couple of days to look into the details. If what you are saying is true then fine..... but at this point I'm seeing your operation as straight forward protection extortion.

As for the word "invincible" I must chuckle. I'm pretty sure my friends can beat up your friends ... LOL ... if what I think about you turns out to be true then in a few months your friends may be afraid to undock in rookie ships. Big smile

But I won't kneel on your neck and ***** slap you forever.... we both know that..... I'd rather teach your miners how to do that for themselves so that when I'm gone they're organized. If there is one thing in life I can do then it's to bind people to a cause and organize them.... It's been years since I've applied these skills in EVE but it's the core of my day job and I assure you, I'm good at it.

But I digress... first things first. Let me look at the details first. I don't want to force you to your knees if what you are offering really is a service.



Is that an unironic "I have powerful friends in null sec" post? Whats next sun tzu quotes? WW2 analogies?
DJ JazzyJeff
Menace 2 Sobriety
#25 - 2013-07-06 18:27:55 UTC
Wait... High sec miners actually pay for a permit to mine? LOL
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#26 - 2013-07-06 19:17:55 UTC
DJ JazzyJeff wrote:
Wait... High sec miners actually pay for a permit to mine? LOL

A permit is cheaper than a Mackinaw Pirate

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DJ JazzyJeff
Menace 2 Sobriety
#27 - 2013-07-06 20:48:34 UTC
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
A permit is cheaper than a Mackinaw Pirate


If you lose a Exhumer to a gank in highsec you deserved it and shouldn't be flying one in the first place. I get the feeling some people think that avoiding ganks is hard or something. Also you think people would put a tank on something that expensive.
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#28 - 2013-07-06 23:05:59 UTC
DJ JazzyJeff wrote:
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
A permit is cheaper than a Mackinaw Pirate


If you lose a Exhumer to a gank in highsec you deserved it and shouldn't be flying one in the first place. I get the feeling some people think that avoiding ganks is hard or something. Also you think people would put a tank on something that expensive.

I totally agree, they explode because they're busy doing something else while tabbed out, or they're just plain nowhere near the keyboard, and yes they should fit a proper tank, but they don't. Stupidity has no limits

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Plastic Psycho
Necro-Economics
#29 - 2013-07-06 23:28:23 UTC
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
DJ JazzyJeff wrote:
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
A permit is cheaper than a Mackinaw Pirate


If you lose a Exhumer to a gank in highsec you deserved it and shouldn't be flying one in the first place. I get the feeling some people think that avoiding ganks is hard or something. Also you think people would put a tank on something that expensive.

I totally agree, they explode because they're busy doing something else while tabbed out, or they're just plain nowhere near the keyboard, and yes they should fit a proper tank, but they don't. Stupidity has no limits

No limits, and vast numbers.

There is exactly zero mystery to avoiding a gank. Ignorance, I can accept - for true n00bs. But n00bs learn. What excuse have all the others?
QuakeGod
Empire Manufacturing
#30 - 2013-07-06 23:30:54 UTC
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:

I totally agree, they explode because they're busy doing something else while tabbed out, or they're just plain nowhere near the keyboard, and yes they should fit a proper tank, but they don't. Stupidity has no limits


And then there are miners like me, who fit an insane tank and would rather wear a colostomy bag than look away from the screen for 5 seconds.
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#31 - 2013-07-06 23:33:34 UTC
QuakeGod wrote:
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:

I totally agree, they explode because they're busy doing something else while tabbed out, or they're just plain nowhere near the keyboard, and yes they should fit a proper tank, but they don't. Stupidity has no limits


And then there are miners like me, who fit an insane tank and would rather wear a colostomy bag than look away from the screen for 5 seconds.

You sir are doing it properly, I mine on occasion and I'm the same, obscenely tanked Procuror ftw.

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Tinker Vuld
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#32 - 2013-07-06 23:34:29 UTC  |  Edited by: Tinker Vuld
QuakeGod wrote:
And then there are miners like me, who fit an insane tank and would rather wear a colostomy bag than look away from the screen for 5 seconds.


Now all you need is a Permit and you're fit to mine

Edit: I've heard of a good subsidy on offer if the 10mil isk fee is a little steep, see OP for details

www.minerbumping.com - study it, live it, breathe it, for The Code shall set you free.

Beachura
Doomheim
#33 - 2013-07-06 23:35:01 UTC  |  Edited by: Beachura
Oh my.. how do I put this in a manner that you might understand..

Nobody cares, about your attention seeking order of noobs.

I'm actually not even sure that the bear caring, police loving, asteroid humping special snowflakes that spend their time in high security asteroid belts actually even care themselves that you are trying to find some fun in pushing them away from pixel rocks.

You need to find something else to do with your time guys, seriously. (There is more to life than fitting a 100mn microwarp drive to a cruiser, I promise)
Tinker Vuld
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#34 - 2013-07-06 23:38:35 UTC
Beachura wrote:
Oh my.. how do I put this in a manner that you might understand..

Nobody cares, about your attention seeking order of noobs.

I'm actually not even sure that the bear caring, police loving, asteroid humping, special snowflakes that spend their time in high security asteroid belts actually even care themselves that you are trying to find some fun in pushing them away from pixel rocks.

You need to find something else to do with your time guys, seriously.


Ahhhh, the "I care so little I'm going to rant about it" post. Is this on miner bingo?

www.minerbumping.com - study it, live it, breathe it, for The Code shall set you free.

Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#35 - 2013-07-06 23:40:21 UTC  |  Edited by: Jonah Gravenstein
Beachura wrote:
Oh my.. how do I put this in a manner that you might understand..

Nobody I personally don't care, about your attention seeking order of noobs.


FTFY, people obviously do care, as evidenced by the amount of indignation, rage, hate mail, threats and wardecs that the New Order receives.

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Beachura
Doomheim
#36 - 2013-07-06 23:41:34 UTC  |  Edited by: Beachura
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Ahhhh, the "I care so little I'm going to rant about it" post. Is this on miner bingo?


Take a look at the profile, the biography and the bounty. Do I look like an asteroid humper to you?

My point is, I come on these forums to read about good stuff like the CFC / Test war, not some try hard posting about his fetish for miners.
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#37 - 2013-07-06 23:43:07 UTC  |  Edited by: Jonah Gravenstein
You're welcome to skip past threads not relating to your interests, nobody is forcing you to read them.

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Domineren
Knights Of the Ruined Empire
#38 - 2013-07-07 05:09:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Domineren
They told me I had to pay 10 billion....wannabe help? I'm a defenceless miner who makes little profit

Also whores in space is taking contracts for merc work....if the new order is harrassing you pay us to make them go boom boom...of concord doesn't get them first

Senn Denroth - Highsec PVP is only for the elite of the elite....

Ex-Rebirth....and miner.  Fight me.

Elizabeth Aideron
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#39 - 2013-07-07 11:00:17 UTC
Domineren wrote:
They told me I had to pay 10 billion....wannabe help? I'm a defenceless miner who makes little profit

Also whores in space is taking contracts for merc work....if the new order is harrassing you pay us to make them go boom boom...of concord doesn't get them first


there are ice fields on the jita undock? weird
Grand Admiral Simo-Hayha
Vigilante Carebears
#40 - 2013-07-09 09:33:48 UTC
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because as part of the New Order, I care about you, and about highsec. All you need to do is send me eight million isk, with "mining permit" as the reason, and I will pay the remaining two million isk myself.


This is like a mugger holding you at gunpoint then saying "I am doing whats best for you, so you'll learn." then stealing your money, but he leaves you two dollars and says "Your welcome, if you need anymore help, look for me, i'm your friend."

James 315 and the new order should be flushed down the toilet along with the rest of the turds.
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