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As a good will gesture towards miners, I am offering to pay 20% of your permit fees.
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TheGunslinger42
All Web Investigations
#1 - 2013-06-21 09:28:44 UTC
I know all you honest, hard working miners are familiar with http://www.minerbumping.com, and are aware of the 10 million isk permit fee required to operate in New Order territory, but I appreciate that recent financial hardships, and the effort and complexity in managing paperwork and accounts, has unfortunately caused delay with some of you.

So, in order to expedite your permit purchases, I am offering to subsidize the costs and take care of the necessary paperwork myself. I'm putting my own money and time at your disposal, because as part of the New Order, I care about you, and about highsec. All you need to do is send me eight million isk, with "mining permit" as the reason, and I will pay the remaining two million isk myself.

Kind Regards,
Gunslinger
Bruce Bayne
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#2 - 2013-06-21 10:11:17 UTC
I support this product.
Miners take your chance. He is actually giving you money. Think about it.

For those of you who cant calculate. You save 2 million in a year \o/

Hmm maybe we should offer some payback like programs. So if someone buys a large number of permits he can change this points in for mining stuff.
Like every 100 permits a covetor for free or something :)
Tara Read
Blackwater USA Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#3 - 2013-06-21 11:00:31 UTC
I support this service. It's almost like finding homes for ******** puppies.
Muhiheh
TSOE Po1ice
TSOE Consortium
#4 - 2013-07-04 10:46:23 UTC  |  Edited by: Muhiheh
http://i.imgur.com/mQAFFEW.jpg

Reality is a *****. Ain't it, new order?

Edit: That's all unsolicited mining without permits.
Tinu Moorhsum
Random Events
#5 - 2013-07-04 11:02:18 UTC
TheGunslinger42 wrote:


So, in order to expedite your permit purchases, I am offering to subsidize the costs and take care of the necessary paperwork myself. I'm putting my own money and time at your disposal, because as part of the New Order, I care about you, and about highsec.


TLDR; give me 8 million isk and I will laugh in your face for being a carebear AND stupid.

But seriously.... Mining permits? LOL. You'd literally have to bend over to recieve a "mining permit" from anyone I know. :)
TheGunslinger42
All Web Investigations
#6 - 2013-07-04 11:16:37 UTC
It is a shame to see childish, prurient individuals give the good miners of New Eden a bad rep with posts like that.
Tinu Moorhsum
Random Events
#7 - 2013-07-04 15:41:58 UTC
Nothing childish about it. If someone tried to extort me with a protection racket they'd get what they asked for. i'm just saying.

The only thing keeping your little extortion scheme running is that your usual "clients" don't dare call your bluff.

well I just did.
TheGunslinger42
All Web Investigations
#8 - 2013-07-04 15:48:12 UTC
What bluff, friend Tinu? For a full year now the New Order has been helping the good miners of New Eden enjoy a more fulfilling, prosperous EVE Online - I merely wish to continue helping. Those who have attempted to harm or mislead our beloved miners have bean dealt with severely. There are countless examples of us protecting New Eden and the Good Miners at any means or personal cost, it is not a bluff when the killmails are there to show what happens to those who would act against a miners best interests such as yourself.
Zero Sum Gain
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOM
#9 - 2013-07-04 15:50:44 UTC  |  Edited by: Zero Sum Gain
I can vouch for this scam. I promptly received my permit upon payment of 8million to gunslinger and he and I have actually really hit it off. I don't want to jinx it but things are getting pretty serious *cross fingers*

edit: man autocorrect on eve always changes service to scam *scratch head*
Tinu Moorhsum
Random Events
#10 - 2013-07-04 16:02:18 UTC
TheGunslinger42 wrote:

Those who have attempted to harm or mislead our beloved miners have bean dealt with severely. There are countless examples of us protecting New Eden and the Good Miners at any means or personal cost, it is not a bluff when the killmails are there to show what happens to those who would act against a miners best interests such as yourself.


That sounds like a threat. I'm interested. I don't want to harm your miners. I believe they should be freed from the tirany of extortion. You say you protect your miners..... I say they would do better without you.

I think I just might ahve found sometihng to re-energize my game, actually. I don't like injustice at the best of times. I've been looking for something new to feel passionate about and shutting down your little protection racket might be just the thing I was looking for.

Give me a couple of days to look intot the details. Buckle up.
TheGunslinger42
All Web Investigations
#11 - 2013-07-04 16:05:18 UTC  |  Edited by: TheGunslinger42
Tinu Moorhsum wrote:
TheGunslinger42 wrote:

Those who have attempted to harm or mislead our beloved miners have bean dealt with severely. There are countless examples of us protecting New Eden and the Good Miners at any means or personal cost, it is not a bluff when the killmails are there to show what happens to those who would act against a miners best interests such as yourself.


That sounds like a threat. I'm interested. I don't want to harm your miners. I believe they should be freed from the tirany of extortion. You say you protect your miners..... I say they would do better without you.

I think I just might ahve found sometihng to re-energize my game, actually. I don't like injustice at the best of times. I've been looking for something new to feel passionate about and shutting down your little protection racket might be just the thing I was looking for.

Give me a couple of days to look intot the details. Buckle up.


You are inherently harming our miners when you spread misinformation about the New Order.

As for the suggestion they would be better off without us, have you checked www.minerbumping.com? There are plenty examples there to show how well miners do when they aren't part of our fold. Hint: Their bottom lines and safety are much improved as part of the New Order.

I did get a good chuckle out of your threats though. The New Order are invincible, in case you haven't heard.
Tinu Moorhsum
Random Events
#12 - 2013-07-04 16:32:45 UTC
TheGunslinger42 wrote:

I did get a good chuckle out of your threats though. The New Order are invincible, in case you haven't heard.


Like I said, give me a couple of days to look into the details. If what you are saying is true then fine..... but at this point I'm seeing your operation as straight forward protection extortion.

As for the word "invincible" I must chuckle. I'm pretty sure my friends can beat up your friends ... LOL ... if what I think about you turns out to be true then in a few months your friends may be afraid to undock in rookie ships. Big smile

But I won't kneel on your neck and ***** slap you forever.... we both know that..... I'd rather teach your miners how to do that for themselves so that when I'm gone they're organized. If there is one thing in life I can do then it's to bind people to a cause and organize them.... It's been years since I've applied these skills in EVE but it's the core of my day job and I assure you, I'm good at it.

But I digress... first things first. Let me look at the details first. I don't want to force you to your knees if what you are offering really is a service.
Amyclas Amatin
SUNDERING
Goonswarm Federation
#13 - 2013-07-04 17:27:15 UTC
I support this product. any permits that TheGunslinger42 will be added to our super secret list once he tells us about it. (Just drop a mail to James 315) Please remember that permit holders must declare their support for the New Order in their bio in order for agents to inspect their permits.

For more information on the New Order of High-Sec, please visit: http://www.minerbumping.com/

Remember that whenever you have a bad day in EVE, the correct reponse is "Thank you CCP, may I please have another?"
TheGunslinger42
All Web Investigations
#14 - 2013-07-04 19:49:44 UTC
Tinu Moorhsum wrote:
TheGunslinger42 wrote:

I did get a good chuckle out of your threats though. The New Order are invincible, in case you haven't heard.


Like I said, give me a couple of days to look into the details. If what you are saying is true then fine..... but at this point I'm seeing your operation as straight forward protection extortion.

As for the word "invincible" I must chuckle. I'm pretty sure my friends can beat up your friends ... LOL ... if what I think about you turns out to be true then in a few months your friends may be afraid to undock in rookie ships. Big smile

But I won't kneel on your neck and ***** slap you forever.... we both know that..... I'd rather teach your miners how to do that for themselves so that when I'm gone they're organized. If there is one thing in life I can do then it's to bind people to a cause and organize them.... It's been years since I've applied these skills in EVE but it's the core of my day job and I assure you, I'm good at it.

But I digress... first things first. Let me look at the details first. I don't want to force you to your knees if what you are offering really is a service.


Friend Tinu, the New Order is an incredibly transparent organisation, so I am rather at a loss as to why you must launch into an investigation lasting several days when all information is readily available at www.minerbumping.com.

And I can assure you that the word invincible is not used lightly, Friend Tinu. Many who wish ill against the Good Miners of New Eden have made attempts against the New Order, and none have so much slowed our benevolent efforts. The threats against us, the assurances that "in a few months" we will be no more are things we have heard many, many times before. We're still here. A younger, fresher faced Gunslinger may have eagerly welcomed the challenge, but after a year I grow bored and disinterested, for I and all Agents know the outcome already - our everlasting survival and success.
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#15 - 2013-07-04 20:21:19 UTC
Tinu Moorhsum wrote:

But I won't kneel on your neck and ***** slap you forever.... we both know that..... I'd rather teach your miners how to do that for themselves so that when I'm gone they're organized. If there is one thing in life I can do then it's to bind people to a cause and organize them.... It's been years since I've applied these skills in EVE but it's the core of my day job and I assure you, I'm good at it.

Good luck with that, organising miners requires them to actually be at the keyboard, therein lies your first challenge.

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QuakeGod
Empire Manufacturing
#16 - 2013-07-04 22:19:36 UTC
...or I can continue to mine anywhere I want with my fleet of 150k EHP Skiffs and you can take that 10 million isk and, well, you know where to put it.
Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#17 - 2013-07-04 23:43:35 UTC
QuakeGod wrote:
...or I can continue to mine anywhere I want with my fleet of 150k EHP Skiffs and you can take that 10 million isk and, well, you know where to put it.


We need to organise a Skiff slaughter weekend. Skiff pilots are more often AFK than other miners and often have very juicy pods because they think they are invincible.

I support the New Order and CODE. alliance. www.minerbumping.com
loyalanon
The Conference Elite
The Conference
#18 - 2013-07-05 00:43:24 UTC
mining permits are for chumps
QuakeGod
Empire Manufacturing
#19 - 2013-07-05 00:58:00 UTC
Sabriz Adoudel wrote:
QuakeGod wrote:
...or I can continue to mine anywhere I want with my fleet of 150k EHP Skiffs and you can take that 10 million isk and, well, you know where to put it.


We need to organise a Skiff slaughter weekend. Skiff pilots are more often AFK than other miners and often have very juicy pods because they think they are invincible.


Please do that. And please start in my home system. We could use the entertainment.

We have several players, including myself, that are never AFK and constantly watch local and d-scan. We immediately let everyone know as soon as a ganker enters the system (and we do have an extensive list of those marked).

This is what follows. We tell everyone in local and those who think they need to dock up, dock up. Then, myself and others sit outside the station where the gankers are holed up. There are always gankers who have horrible sec status, and as soon as they undock to make a run, we lock and scram them (in Skiffs of course :) The station guns and cops then do the rest, and we make sure our drones get in on the KM as well, for added humility.

So, in short, when we do have the occasional ganker squad come into town, they don't stay long.
Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#20 - 2013-07-05 02:22:13 UTC
QuakeGod wrote:
Sabriz Adoudel wrote:
QuakeGod wrote:
...or I can continue to mine anywhere I want with my fleet of 150k EHP Skiffs and you can take that 10 million isk and, well, you know where to put it.


We need to organise a Skiff slaughter weekend. Skiff pilots are more often AFK than other miners and often have very juicy pods because they think they are invincible.


Please do that. And please start in my home system. We could use the entertainment.

We have several players, including myself, that are never AFK and constantly watch local and d-scan. We immediately let everyone know as soon as a ganker enters the system (and we do have an extensive list of those marked).

This is what follows. We tell everyone in local and those who think they need to dock up, dock up. Then, myself and others sit outside the station where the gankers are holed up. There are always gankers who have horrible sec status, and as soon as they undock to make a run, we lock and scram them (in Skiffs of course :) The station guns and cops then do the rest, and we make sure our drones get in on the KM as well, for added humility.

So, in short, when we do have the occasional ganker squad come into town, they don't stay long.




That's not bot-aspirant behaviour, so I don't mind you mining in highsec. You're playing EVE, not ISK Progressquest.

I support the New Order and CODE. alliance. www.minerbumping.com
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