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Carebears Unite! and lets hit the goons from behind!

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Trii Seo
Goonswarm Federation
#81 - 2013-06-19 13:32:58 UTC
Splendid, but it will take MORE than that to defeat the goons! To truly oppose the masters of metagaming, day-ruining and their mighty battlefleets (under the command of the Great Admiral - Huge Maroon Vessel) you must form a fleet that will be a force to be reckoned with!

(For a humble price I will reveal the super secret weakness of their main battle fleet. If you throw a bonus, I will gladly direct you to one of their fine, easily corruptible recruiters that will surely let your spy into the mighty armada!)

Proud pilot of the Imperium

Arek'Jaalan: Heliograph
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#82 - 2013-06-19 13:37:09 UTC
Trii Seo wrote:
Splendid, but it will take MORE than that to defeat the goons! To truly oppose the masters of metagaming, day-ruining and their mighty battlefleets (under the command of the Great Admiral - Huge Maroon Vessel) you must form a fleet that will be a force to be reckoned with!

(For a humble price I will reveal the super secret weakness of their main battle fleet. If you throw a bonus, I will gladly direct you to one of their fine, easily corruptible recruiters that will surely let your spy into the mighty armada!)



Don't worry, Harry's inability to speak, spell or hold a coherent conversation for more than a few secs will soon break their will to live

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
Sergeant Acht Scultz
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#83 - 2013-06-19 13:41:07 UTC
Ramona McCandless wrote:
Trii Seo wrote:
Splendid, but it will take MORE than that to defeat the goons! To truly oppose the masters of metagaming, day-ruining and their mighty battlefleets (under the command of the Great Admiral - Huge Maroon Vessel) you must form a fleet that will be a force to be reckoned with!

(For a humble price I will reveal the super secret weakness of their main battle fleet. If you throw a bonus, I will gladly direct you to one of their fine, easily corruptible recruiters that will surely let your spy into the mighty armada!)



Don't worry, Harry's inability to speak, spell or hold a coherent conversation for more than a few secs will soon break their will to live



Whenever I see Harry's Bantam I start having chuckles and goose pumps, my T3 close to it doesn't even aloud me to uncloak and try to kill its mighty Bantam while he's admirably making local more fun.

They should come in numbers like this but please don't bring more powerful Bantams or Rifters, we can't deal with that Lol

removed inappropriate ASCII art signature - CCP Eterne
flakeys
Doomheim
#84 - 2013-06-19 14:00:53 UTC
Robus Muvila wrote:
This happening would be the most incredible thing in Eve history.



No the OP making a decent post , THAT would be the most incredible thing in eve history.



Harry the clown .... making crap turn into .... crap .

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
SKINE DMZ
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#85 - 2013-06-19 14:10:56 UTC
I am impressed harry, and will be joining you on your quest to **** on their doorstep. over and over again

I disagree
Harry Forever
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#86 - 2013-06-19 14:35:45 UTC
news from the front! only 12 hours later i was checking out their hideout again,trashing one of their t2 ships with an 700k atron!

one more in my fleet and that bastard would have gone to heaven! :D

https://twitter.com/geistreiches/status/347361119054229504/photo/1

https://twitter.com/geistreiches/status/347361362210594817/photo/1

Harry Forever vs. Goonswarm
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#87 - 2013-06-19 15:04:02 UTC
Che Guevara, Geronimo, William Wallace, V, Frodo, Don Quixote-- crazy little guy going against the odds is a fine tradition. Go 'bears! Win or lose, you'll have some stories to tell.
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#88 - 2013-06-19 15:06:06 UTC
Khergit Deserters wrote:
Che Guevara, Geronimo, William Wallace, V, Frodo, Don Quixote-- crazy little guy going against the odds is a fine tradition. Go 'bears! Win or lose, you'll have some stories to tell.



Some of these people aren't real, you do know that don't you?

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#89 - 2013-06-19 15:26:21 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
Ramona McCandless wrote:
Khergit Deserters wrote:
Che Guevara, Geronimo, William Wallace, V, Frodo, Don Quixote-- crazy little guy going against the odds is a fine tradition. Go 'bears! Win or lose, you'll have some stories to tell.



Some of these people aren't real, you do know that don't you?

Oh, they're more than real. They're part of the Jungian hero myth of every culture. Kitchen swabby Galahad goes on an adventure and finds the grail. Poor Cinderella goes on an adventure and becomes a princess. Carebear leaves his Retriever and goes to the land of the Goons. You know, the universal hero myth.
RAIN Arthie
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#90 - 2013-06-19 15:39:39 UTC
Unfortunantly it's not that simple. In mission running ships they would hot drop you with 1000 half of which being leigon's. Your FC better be GOD.
Jimmy Morane
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#91 - 2013-06-19 16:14:24 UTC
Harry, I am kind of impressed, but you are still a clown. HO, whats this? *sniff* *sniff sniff* *sniff sniff sniff* hmmmm I smell barbequed ALT
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#92 - 2013-06-19 18:52:21 UTC
ISD Gallifreyan wrote:
I see what you did there.

" Carebears Unite! and lets hit the goons from Beehind! "

I like the idea of high-sec carebears banding together to defeat null-sec power blocks.
The issue is hearding the cats.

Herding cats is easy. Open a can of tuna where you want the to be.

In my case, 'fun' is fishy enough. Other folks may need something a little stinkier. Blink

Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.

Didn't vote? Then you voted for NulBloc
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#93 - 2013-06-19 18:56:20 UTC
Looks like some people had a good time.


And in a game no less.


Bring back DEEEEP Space!
Tara Read
Blackwater USA Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#94 - 2013-06-19 20:41:06 UTC
Khergit Deserters wrote:
Che Guevara, Geronimo, William Wallace, V, Frodo, Don Quixote-- crazy little guy going against the odds is a fine tradition. Go 'bears! Win or lose, you'll have some stories to tell.



FOR FRODO!!!
Yishana Izia
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#95 - 2013-06-19 20:58:50 UTC
Tara Read wrote:
Khergit Deserters wrote:
Che Guevara, Geronimo, William Wallace, V, Frodo, Don Quixote-- crazy little guy going against the odds is a fine tradition. Go 'bears! Win or lose, you'll have some stories to tell.



FOR FRODO!!!


no no

FOR HODOR!!!!
Kharaxus
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#96 - 2013-06-19 23:29:04 UTC
KOOLAID!!!!!!
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#97 - 2013-06-20 00:11:02 UTC
Oh, Yeaaaaah..!

Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.

Didn't vote? Then you voted for NulBloc
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#98 - 2013-06-20 00:13:04 UTC  |  Edited by: silens vesica
Trii Seo wrote:


...YOU HAVE BECOME A GOON*!

Bought a stack of Catalysts. Training an alt to fly them properly...



(Whinging over Odyssey ice-mining changes pushed me over the edge)


Ace Uoweme wrote:

Because there's no benefit.

Losing ships + implants for a dog and pony show isn't worth the effort.

The prime problem is the old EvE motto: if you can't afford losing it, don't do it -- and I'm not inclined in throwing away 170mil+ each time on some blob, which once defeated is supplanted by another blob. Wash. Rinse. Repeat ad nauseum .

This is why God (or CCP - I'm confused on the issue) invented Alts.

Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.

Didn't vote? Then you voted for NulBloc
Trii Seo
Goonswarm Federation
#99 - 2013-06-20 11:18:31 UTC
Harry Forever wrote:
news from the front! only 12 hours later i was checking out their hideout again,trashing one of their t2 ships with an 700k atron!

one more in my fleet and that bastard would have gone to heaven! :D

https://twitter.com/geistreiches/status/347361119054229504/photo/1

https://twitter.com/geistreiches/status/347361362210594817/photo/1


Or warped off. You know, 'cause he's kind of not pointed.

Crank it up, bring out the big ships and skills honed by blasting rats 23/7. VFK or bust!

(*probably bust but swing by Cloud Ring first for a check-up. We will check if you're truly read to fight the Goonkind.)

Proud pilot of the Imperium

Arek'Jaalan: Heliograph
Bok Molkar
not-it
#100 - 2013-06-20 11:55:14 UTC
This was a wildly entertaining read this morning.