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Carebears Unite! and lets hit the goons from behind!

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Evangelina Nolen
Sama Guild
#61 - 2013-06-19 05:59:01 UTC
Chances of this happening are lower than CCP letting us re-allocate skill points.
Turelus
Utassi Security
#62 - 2013-06-19 06:55:12 UTC
Better yet, get a swarm of people with ships that can carry an SBU (do they fit in a cloaky hauler?) then go and SBU random systems all over Deklein meaning they need to go and kill all of them. THAT would be annoying to them, instead of a large fleet of Empire players that don't know how to PVP going and welping ships to them.

Turelus CEO Utassi Security
Trii Seo
Goonswarm Federation
#63 - 2013-06-19 07:15:32 UTC  |  Edited by: Trii Seo
I have bad news for you, my friend. Both of you that participated in the attack.

In your agreement to engage in combat, you have ceased to be a carebear. Oh sure, you lost your pod and have been returned to hisec. You have returned to your carebear brethren for now, but unlike them you aren't just about words. You have balls.

Soon you will want more of the joy that accompanied you on your journey. You will research fittings, equip better, go into lowsec and before you realize it - you will start looking down on carebears and ganking them for your own amusement. In your act of defiance against the mighty coalition that ruins all aspects of existence...

...YOU HAVE BECOME A GOON*!

Also you have more balls than most hisec people. Now get out there, fight the good fight. Tell them it's possible and send a few navy/pirate battleships with full faction/deadspace fitting into the sweet embrace of EC- campers!


*well, mostly a goon given the meaning of the word but just like them. Bad and evil.

Proud pilot of the Imperium

Arek'Jaalan: Heliograph
Setaceous
Nexus Prima
#64 - 2013-06-19 07:19:02 UTC
Trii Seo wrote:
I have bad news for you, my friend. Both of you that participated in the attack.

In your agreement to engage in combat, you have ceased to be a carebear. Oh sure, you lost your pod and have been returned to hisec. You have returned to your carebear brethren for now, but unlike them you aren't just about words. You have balls.

Soon you will want more of the joy that accompanied you on your journey. You will research fittings, equip better, go into lowsec and before you realize it - you will start looking down on carebears and ganking them for your own amusement. In your act of defiance against the mighty coalition that ruins all aspects of existence...

...YOU HAVE BECOME A GOON!

Also you have more balls than most hisec people. Now get out there, fight the good fight. Tell them it's possible and send a few navy/pirate battleships with full faction/deadspace fitting into the sweet embrace of EC- campers!

Pffft. I haven't seen evidence of actual Goons in this game yet. Merely taking the name and acting like a douche doesn't cut it. Real Goons would have burned this game to the ground years ago and pissed on the ashes laughing. The "Goons" here actually care enough to keep things interesting for others.
Trii Seo
Goonswarm Federation
#65 - 2013-06-19 07:22:42 UTC
They actually are real Goons, they just kinda like spaceships so they've taken from "ruin the game" to "ruin your game so we can have fun."

Just try holding on to something they want, even if it's your dignity...

Proud pilot of the Imperium

Arek'Jaalan: Heliograph
Setaceous
Nexus Prima
#66 - 2013-06-19 07:42:29 UTC
Trii Seo wrote:
They actually are real Goons, they just kinda like spaceships so they've taken from "ruin the game" to "ruin your game so we can have fun."

Just try holding on to something they want, even if it's your dignity...

Joke's on them, I have no dignity P
Harry Forever
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#67 - 2013-06-19 07:56:01 UTC
Scaramanga Erquilenne wrote:
Okay 6 jumps out from goon HQ ran in to a goon bubble trap just one of them running it .Engaged the ship and it ran off ,must have throught I was a Ruse for a bigger force behind me lol.Well made it ti within one jump of the HQ and ran in to a gate camp.About 8 of them I was blinded could not lock anything , 30 seconds and its all over

But had some fun along the way :)


great to hear :D next time we go together and use some better equipment! looks like they got prepared now because they know whats comming :DD

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Harry Forever
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#68 - 2013-06-19 08:02:53 UTC
Kharaxus wrote:
Harry Forever wrote:
https://twitter.com/geistreiches/status/347135209088614400/photo/1


That's awesome. I wanna screenshot like that too.

Apparently we go to VFK - IV to get them.....


:D it was crazy! when i went through that first bubble i new this would by my day :D they better but the dogs out and watch their front door :DD we should try togher next time!

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Harry Forever
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#69 - 2013-06-19 08:07:05 UTC
Setaceous wrote:
silens vesica wrote:
Gallowmere Rorschach wrote:
Thorleifer wrote:
This thread will end in many tears, and I am not thinking they will be coming from the goonheads.

And it is precisely this attitude of "why bother?" that prevents fun **** from happening in Eve a lot of the time. Don't do it because you can win. Do it to say that you rolled the **** up there and did it, even if you get sent home in thousands of pubbie pods.

Just so.

Recently did a VentureRoam into GoonSpace. We all died in various fires along the way, but it was fun. So who cares? We're immortal capsuleers! Burn a clone for the cause!

Indeed. I kind of wish there was one of these things during Oceanic playtime, I have a corp hanger filled with T1 frigates that haven't undocked for ages.


yea thats what i mean, i trashed that catalyst which i never would have used again for sure, cheap jump clone on the way, just leave the garbage infront of their castle :DD

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Ace Uoweme
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#70 - 2013-06-19 08:10:45 UTC
Evangelina Nolen wrote:
Chances of this happening are lower than CCP letting us re-allocate skill points.


Yep.

Because there's no benefit.

Losing ships + implants for a dog and pony show isn't worth the effort.

The prime problem is the old EvE motto: if you can't afford losing it, don't do it -- and I'm not inclined in throwing away 170mil+ each time on some blob, which once defeated is supplanted by another blob. Wash. Rinse. Repeat ad nauseum .

_"In a world of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act." _ ~George Orwell
smokess
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#71 - 2013-06-19 08:32:48 UTC
Harry Forever wrote:
they missed me!! :DD I'm engaging their front door!! :DD


I thought you were going to engage their back door?
Gealbhan
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#72 - 2013-06-19 08:39:41 UTC
Hmm a guerilla war... hit and run tactics & supply disruption. A fleet of cloaked ships phasing in and out of systems picking off targets then vanishing again.

While a William Wallace style romantic notion it is it would be more like D-day but for carebears. corpses, corpses everywhere.
Also, Goon alt detected looking to rack up easy kills. Arrow
Harry Forever
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#73 - 2013-06-19 08:40:53 UTC
Mallak Azaria wrote:
Quick, someone give these guys docking rights so they can replace their ships & get back in to the battle quickly.


you have been too slow https://twitter.com/geistreiches/status/347271070723739648/photo/1

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OldWolf69
EVE-RO
Goonswarm Federation
#74 - 2013-06-19 08:43:06 UTC
Lol
Tara Read
Blackwater USA Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#75 - 2013-06-19 09:47:22 UTC  |  Edited by: Tara Read
You are not alone Harry. Like the Rohirrim I have gone from Moon to Star! 50 jumps and 5 Leagues as the Ibis flies to aid you in your struggle! With my Horn sounding and my Civilian Electron Blaster I took the fight to the CFC! The time has come my brothers!

Thief and Miner! Devil and Ratter! Put aside the Bear! The time is now! We shall hurl our mighty Velator's like arrows in a tempest at our enemy!

I come bearing PROOF! Proof that for 5 minutes I held the CFC in absolute terror as volley after volley from my Civilian Blasters ate away at their living quarters. Children screamed and Women wept as my rounds swept through bedroom, kitchen and yes even The Mittani's Private Midget Sex Chamber....

Rejoice! For even though my lifeless corpse be floating for them to sodomize I am reborn! TO me Harry! Pirate and Carebear Unite!

http://imgur.com/MEtfrn7,aV1ZQlC,MKh8wVo#0

http://imgur.com/MEtfrn7,aV1ZQlC,MKh8wVo#1

http://imgur.com/MEtfrn7,aV1ZQlC,MKh8wVo#2
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#76 - 2013-06-19 10:02:37 UTC  |  Edited by: Alavaria Fera
Turelus wrote:
Better yet, get a swarm of people with ships that can carry an SBU (do they fit in a cloaky hauler?) then go and SBU random systems all over Deklein meaning they need to go and kill all of them. THAT would be annoying to them, instead of a large fleet of Empire players that don't know how to PVP going and welping ships to them.

Yes, a cloaky hauler can fit an SBU.

They aren't exactly cheap if you're mining in highsec for your isk though - I think I asked and it was like (nearly 180 million sell on Jita).

f you're fine with throwing that away to feed Boat another 20minute structure shoot then good for you I suppose.

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
Turelus
Utassi Security
#77 - 2013-06-19 11:01:41 UTC
Alavaria Fera wrote:
Turelus wrote:
Better yet, get a swarm of people with ships that can carry an SBU (do they fit in a cloaky hauler?) then go and SBU random systems all over Deklein meaning they need to go and kill all of them. THAT would be annoying to them, instead of a large fleet of Empire players that don't know how to PVP going and welping ships to them.

Yes, a cloaky hauler can fit an SBU.

They aren't exactly cheap if you're mining in highsec for your isk though - I think I asked and it was like (nearly 180 million sell on Jita).

f you're fine with throwing that away to feed Boat another 20minute structure shoot then good for you I suppose.

Well I never said it would be effective or efficient! Only that it's more likely to annoy your alliance than giving you all free killmails!
Although I would like to see the kinds of ships the masses would turn up in, assuming it's players who have never left Empire and are still too young to understand what is really being asked of them you could end up seeing multiple faction and officer spawns in your space. P

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dexington
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#78 - 2013-06-19 11:05:46 UTC
Shepard Wong Ogeko wrote:
And I haven't had a chance to blap a mission boat since the last Burn Jita.


Are you saying eating blue doughnuts made you fat?

I'm a relatively respectable citizen. Multiple felon perhaps, but certainly not dangerous.
Sirane Elrek
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#79 - 2013-06-19 11:08:19 UTC  |  Edited by: Sirane Elrek
dexington wrote:
Shepard Wong Ogeko wrote:
And I haven't had a chance to blap a mission boat since the last Burn Jita.


Are you saying eating blue doughnuts made you fat?

no, being a goon made him fat

also the pink ones with sprinkles are better
Harry Forever
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#80 - 2013-06-19 12:27:25 UTC
Tara Read wrote:
You are not alone Harry. Like the Rohirrim I have gone from Moon to Star! 50 jumps and 5 Leagues as the Ibis flies to aid you in your struggle! With my Horn sounding and my Civilian Electron Blaster I took the fight to the CFC! The time has come my brothers!

Thief and Miner! Devil and Ratter! Put aside the Bear! The time is now! We shall hurl our mighty Velator's like arrows in a tempest at our enemy!

I come bearing PROOF! Proof that for 5 minutes I held the CFC in absolute terror as volley after volley from my Civilian Blasters ate away at their living quarters. Children screamed and Women wept as my rounds swept through bedroom, kitchen and yes even The Mittani's Private Midget Sex Chamber....

Rejoice! For even though my lifeless corpse be floating for them to sodomize I am reborn! TO me Harry! Pirate and Carebear Unite!

http://imgur.com/MEtfrn7,aV1ZQlC,MKh8wVo#0

http://imgur.com/MEtfrn7,aV1ZQlC,MKh8wVo#1

http://imgur.com/MEtfrn7,aV1ZQlC,MKh8wVo#2


:DD oh yes! what a glorious day!! lets light up that base like a christmas tree!

this is just the beginning! VFK burn! 24 hours a day!

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