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Funniest Threat

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RAIN Arthie
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2013-06-17 16:20:34 UTC
Just wondering what the funniest threat you ever recieved on EVE was? I had a guy threaten to make it his career to get me to quit playing. :)
Ruze
Next Stage Initiative
#2 - 2013-06-17 16:36:14 UTC
RAIN Arthie wrote:
Just wondering what the funniest threat you ever recieved on EVE was? I had a guy threaten to make it his career to get me to quit playing. :)


I was personally threatened with a DDOS attack while I was still in the military.

They were going to bust up my IP.

I was living on a military base.

How could that plan have gone wrong?

If you're driven to threaten others with harm or violence because of what they do in game, you can't separate fantasy from reality. That "griefer/thief" is probably more sane than you are. How screwed up is that?
ElQuirko
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2013-06-17 16:36:36 UTC
"I'll show you a picture of my moobs if you don't stop".

Dodixie > Hek
Riot Girl
You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack
#4 - 2013-06-17 16:38:41 UTC
I've never been threatened. I think I get most hate from creepy stalker types who lurk in the shadows. Maybe I'm just imagining it.

Oh god.
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#5 - 2013-06-17 16:41:50 UTC
Riot Girl wrote:
I've never been threatened. I think I get most hate from creepy stalker types who lurk in the shadows. Maybe I'm just imagining it.



Im sure you are imagining it








Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
Riot Girl
You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack
#6 - 2013-06-17 16:43:06 UTC
Probably, I couldn't care either way as long as they don't know who I am irl.

Oh god.
Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#7 - 2013-06-17 16:47:55 UTC
Riot Girl wrote:
I've never been threatened. I think I get most hate from creepy stalker types who lurk in the shadows. Maybe I'm just imagining it.


Same here. Never got threatened.

But then again, whenever a victim convo'd me, I took care to have a long and good chat with them, both informative and funny. So in the end we would part our ways and this person would say something like "Good bye", "Fly Safe" or "Thank you".

Maybe that's just me being infernally evil, but blowing up a spaceship is no enough for me. I want the other pilot to thank me for it. Twisted

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#8 - 2013-06-17 16:49:49 UTC  |  Edited by: Mallak Azaria
An Australian dole bludger & his wife were going to hunt me down & bury me in a field after I awoxed their mining fleet & refused to buy them a new Orca.

Edit: They also claimed to have CCP Devs on speed dial & I was going to get banned, because they had speed dial banned people before Roll

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Daveion Steel
Steel Capital investments
#9 - 2013-06-17 16:50:16 UTC
I had a guy threaten to fek me up the ar__se in lowsec near Provi, which all by itself is not that funny, Butt (pun intended) one of his corpies said "OHHHHH Baby !" in local imeadiately after, from that point on he tryed to defend his masculinity and the following local conversation cracked a couple of my ribs. I wish I still had the transcript.

D...
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#10 - 2013-06-17 17:17:50 UTC
ElQuirko wrote:
"I'll show you a picture of my moobs if you don't stop".


At that point I'd have stopped the ship,sat there for a few seconds, then warped away Big smile

Sense of humor counts for a lot to me

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

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SKINE DMZ
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2013-06-17 17:20:25 UTC
Got offered to fly to the USA and get shot, was almost thinking of taking him up on thus kind offer.


Was called a pussy when I said I am not really going to fly to the USA to a specific place at a specific time to get shot....

I disagree
Kult Altol
The Safe Space
#12 - 2013-06-17 18:37:57 UTC
I threaten people, by forcing them to mine in a bestower.

[u]Can't wait untill when Eve online is Freemium.[/u] WiS only 10$, SP booster for one month 15$, DPS Boost 2$, EHP Boost 2$ Real money trading hub! Cosmeitic ship skins 15$ --> If you don't [u]pay **[/u]for a product, you ARE the [u]**product[/u].

Mina Sebiestar
Minmatar Inner Space Conglomerate
#13 - 2013-06-17 18:44:19 UTC  |  Edited by: Mina Sebiestar
Ppl are always nice when blackmail me..and cheap to like give me 100mil or my corp will hunt yours day in and night and kill everyone in it..like rly? i wouldn't do that for a billion.

You choke behind a smile a fake behind the fear

Because >>I is too hard
ZeeWolf Novus
Saor Alba
#14 - 2013-06-17 19:01:40 UTC
Kult Altol wrote:
I threaten people, by forcing them to mine in a bestower.


Ah the good old days. So many memories.
Ziphis
Dingus Coalition
HYPE-TRAIN
#15 - 2013-06-17 19:19:55 UTC  |  Edited by: Ziphis
Flying around NPC null I didn't got threatened per-say but I had obviously stumbled into a ratting/mining system and was linked

http://memedepot.com/uploads/2000/2394_rq3mid.jpg

Warning viewer discretion is advised

He was the sort of person who stood on mountaintops during thunderstorms in wet copper armour shouting 'All the Gods are bastards.'  - T. Pratchett
Funky Lazers
Funk Freakers
#16 - 2013-06-17 19:26:02 UTC  |  Edited by: Funky Lazers
Got threatened by this noob, I guess a lot of people received similar message by him:
"My client has hired me to hunt you specifically and your corp members. However being a business man I'm willing to make a deal, give me 100m isk to this account and i will make the contract go away.

You have 36 hours to send the isk."

Was laughing so hard I lost my voice.

Whatever.
RAIN Arthie
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#17 - 2013-06-18 01:06:59 UTC
Ziphis wrote:
Flying around NPC null I didn't got threatened per-say but I had obviously stumbled into a ratting/mining system and was linked

http://memedepot.com/uploads/2000/2394_rq3mid.jpg

Warning viewer discretion is advised




My stomach hurts from laughing so hard.
Allieoren Sunji
#18 - 2013-06-18 01:36:55 UTC
Hello!

Your Corp has been selected by me, a leader in TEST ALLIANCE PLEASE IGNORE. surely you know of the recent war with the Goonswarm Federation, and as such we have started to recruit new allies. This works 2 ways! your corp may pay 200 million isk, or they may pay 50, and be set as blue for the war, if you decide to be set to blue and become new allies, you are to have your pilots report to KARAN and prepare to join fleets and battle. if you decline, we respect your bravery. However, Declining this will mean you and your corp will have war declared on them by TEST, and hunted down to be destroyed by more than 15000 members.

NOTE: If i do not hear back from you by Friday, then you WILL have war declared.

Thank you for your time and best wishes,
-Shroomduck Aivo,
Leader of TEST ALLIANCE Enforcement Squad Diplomatic relations.

Who will win the great war?

http://strawpoll.me/120940
Oggat
The Adam's Family
#19 - 2013-06-18 01:38:26 UTC
They were all pretty funny now that I think about it.
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
#20 - 2013-06-18 03:04:55 UTC
I was once threatened by a poor nubbin after I blew up his Bestower in low-sec. A year later and I'm still waiting for that high-sec alliance fleet to come down and "teach me a lesson." Cool

How did you Veterans start?
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