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[WANTED] Suicide Gankers Young and Old

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Galaxy Chicken
Galaxy Farm Carebear Repurposing
#1 - 2013-06-16 03:14:01 UTC  |  Edited by: Galaxy Chicken
Wanted: Suicide Gankers

Knights of The New Order Now Recruiting 


You may have heard of us already, as we've been making waves and sparking controversy all over Highsec, but just in case, here's a quick FAQ: 

 What is the New Order?

   The New Order of Highsec is an emergent (player created and driven) movement, a radically bold collective effort of players from every corner of New Eden, from veteran nullsec players, to life-long Highsec industrialists, from 10 year players to brand new noobs, all fighting for the same cause: The reformation of Highsec, from an AFK/botting money-machine into something better, something more in line with the spirit of EVE.  

 What do you do?

     Most of all we have fun, being fun and engaging is top priority. We address the Risk/Reward imbalance in Highsec. We do this by claiming sovereignty over High Security Space and enforcing the  player-created Law of Highsec known as the Code. The Code was set forth by our leader, James 315 (commonly referred to as the Savior of Highsec) who keeps a hilarious and hard-hitting blog chronicling our adventures at www.minerbumping.com                                                                  

The Code requires  miners to purchase a 10 million ISK mining permit for the privilege of mining in our space (Highsec) for one year.

     If a miner is found to be illegally mining without a permit, mining while AFK, or running a bot, we suicide-gank them (kill them before the space-police arrive to kill us back) with cheap T1 destroyers that our shareholders pay for. Or we bump them out of the belts with fast cruisers. Or we infiltrate their Corp and wreck their mining ops since attacking corp-mates is legal. Or anything else you can think of to punish the residents of Highsec who don't follow the Code. 

Are you just a bunch of griefers?

    No, believe it or not, we're the good guys. We fight bots and bot-aspirants who bottom out mineral prices, making the profession of mining less lucrative and harming the game.                                                                       

    True, we've made a lot of enemies on our journey, mostly people who think that they have the right to go AFK with their exhumer out in the open and have nothing bad happen to them, but every day our organization grows and people donate more money to keep our gank ships in good supply.

We're reforming the sick carebear culture of Highsec.



What do you offer new players?

   We offer a unique, cheap, and fast way for new players to get experience in the emergent, non-consensual PVP that you can only get in EVE.  

With only a few days training time and a character you don't mind dedicating to ganking, you can be flying with the Knights of the New Order, the most entertaining bunch of suicide-gankers in the Galaxy, getting fleet experience, learning the ropes, all the while tasting that heart-pounding rush that only comes from player verses player combat. 

Also, in case you didn't hear, WE GANK FOR FREE! Since we're sponsored by the EVE community itself, all catalyst destroyers lost in service of the Code are reimbursed, allowing us to gank at zero personal net loss.

Any money to be made?
    Sure, our scouts are free to keep the loot that drops in each gank (which is substantial) and when we come across expensive shiney modules, they are sold and the proceeds split between the fleet members. Also, our catalysts are reimbursed at just above Jita prices, if you can get them cheaper, or make them yourself, then the difference is all profit. 

If socially engineering Highsec while having a blast shooting miners interests you, visit www.minerbumping.com and click the 'Become an Agent' or 'GANK' tabs at the top of the page.

Any questions? Feel free to contact me anytime, even if I'm offline, I often check my EVEmail with my phone. :)
Galaxy Chicken
Galaxy Farm Carebear Repurposing
#2 - 2013-06-16 16:17:12 UTC
Also, free cigarettes.
Galaxy Chicken
Galaxy Farm Carebear Repurposing
#3 - 2013-06-17 01:23:12 UTC
Need a part-time recreational PvP-activity? Roll an alt and join our merry band of gankers.
Galaxy Chicken
Galaxy Farm Carebear Repurposing
#4 - 2013-06-17 15:44:06 UTC
You ever take a look around your hangar and think: "Ya know what this place needs? More frozen corpses!"? If so, you've come to the right place.
Galaxy Chicken
Galaxy Farm Carebear Repurposing
#5 - 2013-06-18 00:07:56 UTC
Like the Corp you're in? Keep it! The New Order transcends Corp and Alliance affiliation, entire corps have been known to join.
Galaxy Chicken
Galaxy Farm Carebear Repurposing
#6 - 2013-06-18 04:38:14 UTC
You'll never know unless you try.
Galaxy Chicken
Galaxy Farm Carebear Repurposing
#7 - 2013-06-18 23:48:22 UTC
We offer medals for valiant and meritorious termination of code-violators.
Galaxy Chicken
Galaxy Farm Carebear Repurposing
#8 - 2013-06-19 13:12:25 UTC
Lately, after a gank, I've been yelling out "WHERE'S THE CREAM FILLING?!?!?" in local.
Galaxy Chicken
Galaxy Farm Carebear Repurposing
#9 - 2013-06-22 16:07:26 UTC
My quest to determine the location of the cream filling continues.
Galaxy Chicken
Galaxy Farm Carebear Repurposing
#10 - 2013-06-24 17:47:36 UTC
Inducting new Knights all the time! Every time I log in it seems there are new faces, and new corpses!
Galaxy Chicken
Galaxy Farm Carebear Repurposing
#11 - 2013-06-24 20:12:18 UTC
A false alarm concerning the whereabouts of the cream filling has left my spirit in shambles. The hunt continues.
Galaxy Chicken
Galaxy Farm Carebear Repurposing
#12 - 2013-06-25 06:51:24 UTC
Update from the front:

I've yet to find a single trace of cream filling. On the bright side, I did find three Intact Armor Plates (25 mil a pop) just sitting there in an ice anomaly, and, with the proper application of anti-matter, was able to dislodge the useless mackinaw they were attached to without harming them.
Galaxy Chicken
Galaxy Farm Carebear Repurposing
#13 - 2013-06-25 15:33:58 UTC
Many carebears are now simply warping to zero on an ice anom, and mining the closest ice-cube. This removes the need for a scout, as you can just warp your gank-fleet to zero, lock one of the retrievers already within optimal, and kershblammo.
Galaxy Chicken
Galaxy Farm Carebear Repurposing
#14 - 2013-06-25 20:14:33 UTC
Today I was able to completely shut down all illegal mining operations within the Esteban ice-system. In addition to that, I was able to punish a rebel miner who likes to attempt to warn other code-violators in local whenever I log on. I caught him, you guessed it, AFK in a belt, and confiscated his illegal Mackinaw. Sigh... When will they learn?
Galaxy Chicken
Galaxy Farm Carebear Repurposing
#15 - 2013-06-27 01:37:29 UTC  |  Edited by: Galaxy Chicken
Today, I got quite a bit of tears from a fellow who's illegal Mackinaw I confiscated. At first he pulled the old "Why didn't you just ask? I would have paid the 10 mil." but it soon came out that he was aware of the New Order and of his duty as a miner to obey the Code.

After his exhumer was destroyed, I suppose he found himself with nothing to do, because he started following my scout from system to system warning the locals of evil Gankers and claiming we use exploits to avoid concord. I calmed the locals down by explaining that we don't need exploits, because CONCORD is in the pocket of James 315, and they only show up and shoot at us to keep up appearances. With some simple evasive navigation I was able to shake him.

Besides that it was all pretty textbook really, he sent me what I assume is a scathing mail in German (even though we had been conversing in English) right before he blocked me, sent me a notice that I had been set to terrible standings, and made the killrights he has on my -10 characters available for the interesting figure of 10 ISK.

The hunt for the cream filling goes on, I just try to take it one day at a time.
Galaxy Chicken
Galaxy Farm Carebear Repurposing
#16 - 2013-06-27 05:30:55 UTC
Also, I hear Galaxy Farm Carebear Repurposing is recruiting, they do mostly salvaging I believe.
Galaxy Chicken
Galaxy Farm Carebear Repurposing
#17 - 2013-06-27 17:58:53 UTC
Miners, tell me something. What is it with you people and civilian modules?
Galaxy Chicken
Galaxy Farm Carebear Repurposing
#18 - 2013-06-28 00:32:06 UTC
Don't neglect retrievers, some of the juiciest pods I've ever ruptured were hidden within retrievers.
Galaxy Chicken
Galaxy Farm Carebear Repurposing
#19 - 2013-06-28 19:00:36 UTC
I'm sorry, but you're mistaken citizen. This Large Omber Deposite belongs to James 315.
Galaxy Chicken
Galaxy Farm Carebear Repurposing
#20 - 2013-06-28 22:47:10 UTC
Free-range miners are stringy.
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