Crime & Punishment

Lol, that's just derogatory and so far from reality that it doesn't deserve a response.

I am not sure what your connection to Feya is, but you seem to take great offense that I have pointed out in several ways where Feya's stories just don't make sense. First it's her kids playing the other toons she does, then she's a grandmother and the entire thing is a family affair. She's ill, then she's married, and the story keeps growing and growing, matter of fact she emailed me something long before this thread existed that is totally contrary to what she has posted her.

I happen to be in a relationship, a long term relationship, with a woman, so I would suggest you go cruise for a piece of azz on a thread where there are people like yourself who might be interested in you. But as I stated before, there was nothing for you in this thread, you have no relation to anything going on in this thread, you just jumped in and started insulting me, for no reason at all.

So far as how much I have contributed to society is concerned, I will put up what I have done, created and the work I have put in up against you or anyone else, anytime. If you even had a clue who I am or what I created, or what business I own or the work I do, you never would say what you have, matter of fact I imagine you would feel like an complete and utter idiot for saying what you have.

If you live close to me I would be more than happy to give you my business address so you can come and see what I do for yourself, and maybe apologize for your remarks in person. I'm sure if you did meet me in real life, you would do exactly that, without a doubt, I am positive.

And even if I was a nerd, what in the world is so wrong about being intelligent or wearing glasses, are you prejudiced against people that are more intelligent than you are? If I were as you described, I would be proud, anyone with half a brain would be.

The image I get of you is of some guy who is in love with a toon in a game "Feya" and so enraged that anyone would say anything against your beloved imaginary girlfriend, that you seek them out and post crazy things about them with no basis, nor proof, just to insult, with no other purpose than to insult. And when you read what other people dare to write about your beloved MMORPG playing GILF, you become so angry, so incensed, that you jump up on your milk crates you use as the seat for your computer chair, rabid, frothing from the mouth, screaming as spittle flies from your face and pointing at the computer screen. My suggestion for you is to take a few minutes out of your day, kick open your front door and take a deep breath, I am sure the trailer park smells just wonderful to someone like you.

And next time if you are going to be offensive, at least have a point to make, the arguments I have been in on this thread have for the most part been people who actually had a point they wanted to make, or debate one of mine. You however seem to think that it's good form to drive by insult for no reason at all.

What was your reason for being here anyway? Did Feya call you in because she thought you had some kind of insulting ability that would illicit tears? Or do you somehow think in your warped mind that by insulting me you are doing Feya any favors? Do you think that you have helped her situation at all by attempting to insult me, and even at that failing miserably? If you are going to insult, at least make an attempt to be insulting, or better yet as some others have done make it entertaining, funny, you know something worth reading. Your tripe and dribble don't even rate on the kindergarten playground, a 5 year old spits more game than you do.

Maybe you are just lonely and want someone to pay attention to you, maybe you are an attention who**. Tell you what, make a new toon, change your name, take off that silly looking uniform that only proves you were mentally constipated enough to blow the wad of isk on it you must have in order to look important, grow a set of balls, learn how to play properly and perhaps someone will like you, call you Rudolph and let you play in all the Reindeer games. But so long as you act like a one handed, meat slapping, drool slobbering beast people will continue to treat you that way no matter how spiffy your toon looks.

No matter what you say, you make things worse for Feya. I am sure she wants this thread to die, but by your continued posting, it will only illicit a response from me that includes Feya in my answering you. Go ahead, say something else...

Mmm. Good morning.

I played on Napa Valley shard for a while, and then spent a few years on freeshards. I got bored with the skillcap and wanted to train into a single character with no limit. I was a complete and total carebear, and was absolutely horrible at PVP.

OMGOMGOMG you respond so fast, often and much!
I am starting to suspect yiou might be some forumbot or something!

Edit: I have no clue who Feya is, but i am just on a crusade against you, because..........well you probably know why!

Thats what your girlfriend said aswell!
Wait..........it was your hand talking to me who said that ...........................

Only insecure men talk like this, they feel the need to say things like this to confirm their manhood!
Anyhow, I am just making some fun and you seem to be biting fairly well!
You seem very hungry, but thats pretty normal if you are on a diet of puzzy.
SInce thats just a hole, you probably dont get enough carbs in your system!
Maybe you should do as i do, fire up the BBQ and eat real food for a change.
Just some friendly advice though!

:::sigh:::

You don't understand the art of baiting, nor griefing, neither of which I am attempting to do, nor can you even attempt, obviously.

When trolling the idea is to get the other person so frothing at the mouth, that they cannot think and thus screw up in everything else they do because of it. That's obviously not the case here.

If you want me to dissect and analyze you, it's not that difficult. You obviously troll the boards looking for places you can insert a little snide remark, here and there. Sometimes you choose to be funny, sometimes offending but never very clever. This is obvious to anyone that wastes anytime reading the posts you have made on other threads.

You suffer from insecurities yourself, if I had to make a guess I would say you are overweight, you do not have a girlfriend, you grew up being picked on and scared to death the bullies would come knocking at your door while both your parents were gone working, your father didn't pay attention to you thus you didn't grow up understanding how to properly behave as a man nor learn what fights to pick or when you back out when outclassed. Instead you suffered your mothers constant encouragement to do better.

Doing better to you meant escaping reality and playing games online. And this during a time with Clinton was the President and all the kids in school were making fun of you for wearing your boy scout uniform.

You never fit in until you adopted the persona of your toon, carefully crafted to get the right message across, however you didn't realize in your rush to be accepted by this online community that begging people to join your corp made you look desperate, and wearing a military outfit that cost way too much isk, with goggles most often worn by pirates just didn't match up. I bet it's difficult for you to stick to anything for very long, and thus you keep jumping corps and recruiting anyone who will listen to your dribble.

You accuse other men of not being secure with their manhood when all the proof points to this not being the case, that in fact the people who you insult happen to be more men than you are, and you secretly hope to aspire to be men like them, thus your need to attract their attention and to get them arguing with you so that you feel you have been included into their group, when what is really going on is people are laughing at your failed attempts to be viewed by others as a man, as male, as anything but a very fem nerd. Which I could actually care less, as it does not matter in reality.

You want people to think you are more clever than you are, so trying to point out others faults you believe elevates your status in other peoples eyes. You are liked in some of your posts, and desperately need that confirmation that some of the things you say are enjoyed by others. You work very hard at trying to figure out the very most clever things to say, which come off half baked and mostly pitiful. This is also why you keep your responses short, because you just can't think of very much to say, which is also a sign of a very slow mind, one with limited short term memory access and probably a few developmental problems thrown in.

I would wager that your mother constantly tells you that you need to seek help for your depression, and that she wishes all the new psychiatric definitions that are applied to children with developmental problems existed when you were a child, but psychiatry just wasn't that far along and the drugs were never created until long after you were considered, or supposed to be an adult. You look for approval in the wrong places, you seek women that despise you, you watch too much porn on the internet and flip between that and this thread as entertainment, you are secretly a Trek Head, but wish you knew more about music so you could be some bands groupie. When you were younger people that knew you would have described you as a wigga. You can't dance, you are afraid to order drinks at the bar because you have no clue what they are, and cruise your local high school looking for young boys to offer candy to.

Shall I go on?

If you insist on continuing your failed attempt at insulting me, I will be forced to make you cry, possibly loudly, and even for your mommy. I don't suffer the mentally constipated lightly regardless of how much it may allow me to express myself in this thread.

Again, you need to learn a fair bit before you come back and attempt to insult me, you are a mile off and several feet short of even being considered the waterboy. And that believe me is being very generous in my assessment.

You'll note that it's actually more like 4 corps and bouncing back and forth between them. I have a similar corp history back when corp hopping didn't have any penalties during war. It was useful when I wanted to run small time PVP wars while participating in Merc wars (where deaths matter!!1). I'm surprised you didn't notice the number of actual corps in that list.

I also have several alts with really bad corporate histories because they are safari characters and all they do is join corps to kill the membership. Since the recruiters are too stupid to check corp history, or even look at kill boards (I keep the safari characters API verified on EVE-Kill, so they have no excuse), I get a lot of amusing kills and tears from that arena.

I have no idea what this thread is anymore but it is golden.

Thanks for the support, if you would look even closer, almost all corps I have been in, were made by myself!
Anyway, I wish i had killed of a lot of corps manually, however I think i stink to much at eve, to accomplish such a feat.

One question to you if I may: Are you trying to discredit my character in an online game?
If so, then maybe you should really get out of your basement more often and breath some fresh air.

Naw, I am not trying to discredit you, you do a fine job of that yourself, far better at that you are than at your insults.

Picture if you will, an old man, perhaps in his 80s, walker in hand, false teeth, unkempt hair. Hold that image in your mind and then further imagine the likely hood he could get a hard on or function on any level that might be remotely sexually appealing to any woman, then imagine that same old foggie hitting on a really attractive 18 year old woman. Pathetic right? Just plain lame, sick, etc.

Your attempts at trolling make us feel the same way.

What you really need to do is stop what you are doing right now. Sometimes it's better to keep your mouth shut than to open it and remove all doubt, and in your case even more so. Seriously. I feel like I am trying overly hard to have a battle of wits with someone who is not only not prepared, but totally unarmed. It's akin to a butterfly trying to kill a lion, it's cute, but it just doesn't pan out well for the butterfly.

Are you listening butterfly?

I will give you this good solid advice for free, I should charge you, but since this will probably make you break out in tears, I would almost feel bad about taking your isk, no no, I insist, this advice is free, and will serve you well so long as you are intelligent enough to take heed.

Leave this thread, matter of fact delete all evidence of this thread from your web browser cache, if you look at the help page for your particular web browser it should give explicit instructions on how to do this. Then block this website, make it spam, do whatever you have to do so that you don't accidentally keep coming back. Indeed, I have to believe that your coming here to be mentally and emotionally beat up is purely an accident. I can't believe that you are such a masochist that you would continue to visit this thread and be handed your azz repeatedly in the way you have on purpose. That just wouldn't make any sense. So that's the first step, remove all evidence of this thread from your browser so you don't ever come back.

Next, re-dress your toon, because you will never be able to move to the next step with your toon looking as dorky as it currently does, nerds with or without glasses withstanding.

After you have put your character back into some semblance of normalcy, create another account and put this one up for sale on the character bazaar here: https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=topics&f=277

If you are lucky you might break even, but more than likely you are probably going to have to pay someone to take your character off your hands. Normally a person in your situation would just delete the account, but since you have proven beyond doubt you lack the intelligence to realize this, you will most likely pay to give your character to some poor unsuspecting soul.

If you have any isk left over, you will be extremely fortunate. With this isk you can now take your new character to Jita and fall for some of the more obvious scams, repeatedly, until you have no more isk.

Once you are isk-less and stuck with a noob character that has no skills, you will be halfway to creating a character more closely resembling your real life persona. But you are still not there, not yet.

What you need to do at this point is use your noobie ship, with your noobie mods and 1 tri in your cargo hold, undock at Jita, and repeatedly challenge people to duels, returning to the station to get a noobie ship each time you blow up. After doing this a few hundred times, and only when your wrecks have totally jammed up Jita local, then go out and mine enough so you can fit one of those fancy special launchers that were given away for the ten year celebration. Target everything coming out of the station, and spam your fireworks while orbiting around ships that are undocking.

After a few hours of this, start attacking concord police and attempting to loot wrecks that are yellow.

Wash, rinse, repeat for the next few years, and eventually you will make your toon as close to being you as possible with mere pixels.

Or you can just play DUST

Someone should really take your keyboard away, in your hands you could make any toon look utterly ********.

You are just a great big giant suck on a sour lemon. a bleeting and insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a mentally constipated waste of sperm will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have any meaning for any of us?

searching...searching...where is it????

yep, right there at about post #38 is where this thread turned really creepy. up until that point I was solidly in the camp of the anti-botters. 'proof' was lightweight, but a good argument was shaped with convincing words and enough hints of juicy evidence to keep me engaged.

and then there was post #38, where this thread falls off a cliff and we start down a path of RL details, lots of oversharing, and a questionable amount of fixation on the account structures, RL experience, and RL family situations.

at some point, nex, you just gotta stop selling and let the buyers make a choice. selling too hard will drive away customers faster than you can imagine.

good job with the investigation and initial lay of the land - but to save yourself from this death-spiral I'd suggest buying whatever the hell you need to complete that COSMOS mission off the market/contracts and moving on with your life. You've made a point early in this thread and I thought you made it well........... that point was long ago.

good luck