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What has been your favorite kill?

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Prince Sanguine
#1 - 2013-06-14 00:17:45 UTC
Whether it was your alt, group, solo, gank, etc. For me it was an alt that podded a 3.1 bil isk pod. It really made me happy knowing someone lost that much isk but their hate mail made it better. What's yours?

Everytime you read this you are required to send 100 million isk directly to me.
Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
#2 - 2013-06-14 00:19:55 UTC
CCP's wrecking blow to boot.ini




☼

There's a million angry citizens looking down their tubes..at me.
Amarra Mandalin
A Blessed Bean
Pandemic Horde
#3 - 2013-06-14 00:22:42 UTC  |  Edited by: Amarra Mandalin
Bad threads on EVO.
(Just sayin' -- present company not included)
Bloody Wench
#4 - 2013-06-14 00:31:06 UTC
Next door neighbours cat.

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Hessian Arcturus
Doomheim
#5 - 2013-06-14 00:34:17 UTC
Bloody Wench wrote:
Next door neighbours cat.


Link km?

It's human nature to want to explore. To find your line and go beyond it. The only limit, is the one you set yourself.
ACE McFACE
Dirt 'n' Glitter
Local Is Primary
#6 - 2013-06-14 00:37:47 UTC
Only a drake kill but this WT was in local telling us how bad we were for attacking his corp (who had recently lost a Raven that had 2 med shield boosters and 2 ABs) then he undocks at a station and agresses us, obvious bait we thought but we attacked him anyway. Long story short 2 falcons and a Rokh appear and we get away, but not before killing the drake. He was silent after that except for the obligatory "You guys still suck".

Now, more than ever, we need a dislike button.
ACE McFACE
Dirt 'n' Glitter
Local Is Primary
#7 - 2013-06-14 00:38:02 UTC
Hessian Arcturus wrote:
Bloody Wench wrote:
Next door neighbours cat.


Link km?

No kms in GD!

Now, more than ever, we need a dislike button.
Hessian Arcturus
Doomheim
#8 - 2013-06-14 00:41:25 UTC
ACE McFACE wrote:
Hessian Arcturus wrote:
Bloody Wench wrote:
Next door neighbours cat.


Link km?

No kms in GD!


Bah! Fine! Pics?

It's human nature to want to explore. To find your line and go beyond it. The only limit, is the one you set yourself.
Velarra
#9 - 2013-06-14 00:43:49 UTC  |  Edited by: Velarra
Actual kill? None, to be honest. Hunt that ended in a kill? I'd say the one that started in lowsec, went to highsec, felt like 5 minutes yet really went on for ~2? 3hrs of frantic cat & mouse.
Alara IonStorm
#10 - 2013-06-14 01:00:25 UTC
I was newish 10k off a gate aligned in an Arbitrator watching a Myrmidon that was duel repped, when I clicked him for a sec and forgot where I was aligned he pointed and killed me.

I came back in a Cane, waited on the gate and after a few moments he aggressed first and between the gate guns and my new just trained T2 425mm's I gunned him down in short order.

That was nice because I was newish, he was not and I got revenge. Not many newbies get revenge.
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
#11 - 2013-06-14 02:17:07 UTC  |  Edited by: ShahFluffers
Only one particular kill sticks out for me...

I was sitting in a static low-sec anomaly cloaked up in my Pilgrim waiting for an Amarr militia guy (this guy often ninja'd the faction rats). While fiddling with my skill que (out of boredom) I lazily hit 360 degree D-scan again... and an Abaddon popped up.
Hurm. Nothing that big swings by unless it's friendly. Oh well... back to look a- WHOA!!! War Target Abaddon in!!!!

Now just for reference... Pandemic Legion often operates in my area (Amamake is only 4 or 5 systems away) so an Abaddon that is all by itself reeks for "trap" (either it'll cyno in doom from another region or solo me with some kind of "special snowflake" fit).

I say "**** it" and begin moving in under cloak. I have more than enough money to buy a new Pilgrim I figure... hell... it'll give me an excuse to buy another recon that's more useful. However I have not entirely thrown caution to the wind.
"Guys... any movement out where you are?" I ask (most of my friends are spread about the warzone).
"Nope... all quiet here."
"Nothing is moving in their 'fortress.'"
"I got nothing."

One last check as I cross the 10km threshhold. I manually view the Abaddon to try to see what weapons it has fitted. "Da fuq? Tachyons and dual megapulse? Ohhhh... I see now..." I whisper to myself as I make the most fiendish smile across my face. At this point I was 7500m from the Abaddon and the battleship had come to a dead stop (for whatever reason).

See... this guy wasn't the one I was after. And a quick glance at his character sheet showed that he had just joined militia 3 days ago.
Can you see where this is going?

I purposefully decloak prematurely and overload the afterburner. BUMP!! 1... 2... 3... 4... *click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click* DAT TARGET BUTTAN!!!!!

LOCKED!!!!!! Tracking disrupt... throw all ze neuts on... orbit at 500... drones out... KEEEEEL HIM MY MINIONS!!!!! Flecks of spittle appear on my moniter.
The Abaddon starts to lock me up... but it doesn't concern me. I read him in local chat saying "turbo boost activated! Die pirate!"
I become amused as I see his shields rep by noticeable, but not high enough amounts. None of his guns are hitting me. Shields gone... now his armor is repairing a little bit as I chew through it. I feel a pang of pity somewhere in the back of my black heart. I look back at local chat. "Well ****... this isn't good" he remarks.

After 30 or so seconds he is capped out. Nothing is repping and most of his guns have stopped firing. He NOW decides to launch his drones against me... a potpourri of various Tech 1 things that barely scratch my shield. I ignore them.

Into structure... almost there... aaaaaaaaaaaand... POOF!!!!
I now realize I had tunnel vision and didn't notice that a friendly appeared sometime during the battle (which wasn't really a battle when you think about it).

I check D-scan and local to make sure there are no hostiles inbound and quickly scoop loot. Ewwwwww... all this Tech 1 crap. And skillbooks? Huh?

The killmail was precious. Long and short range guns both medium and large sized... rainbow crystals... small shield booster... cap rechargers... medium armor repair and damage control in two of the low slots... the rest filled with 400 and 200mm plates... hybrid weapon rigs... and his carghold was filled with the contents of a newbie's hanger.

Poor sob.

I send him a mail telling him what he did wrong and gave him a fit. I was promptly given the finger and some "strong words" in return.

I then checked his killboard... apparently some people never learn. Turns out his "special" Abaddon was not so special... others like it filled his losses.

How did you Veterans start?
Domoso
Planisphere Salvage
#12 - 2013-06-14 02:21:26 UTC
4.6bil isk Vargur in w-space running sites from a corp named Punchline. in Surely You're Joking. I'm not joking and don't call me Shirley!
Oggat
The Adam's Family
#13 - 2013-06-14 02:22:49 UTC
None. I'm a carebear.
Robus Muvila
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#14 - 2013-06-14 02:51:49 UTC
Hessian Arcturus wrote:
Bloody Wench wrote:
Next door neighbours cat.


Link km?


First thing that came to my head

TABATHA

KITTY


CRICKET BAT 4410 (33%)
CRICKET BAT 2410 (17%)
CRICKET BAT 4410 (33%)

Etc etc

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BoSau Hotim
Uitraan Diversified Holdings Incorporated
#15 - 2013-06-14 06:15:40 UTC
Toss up between killing my husbands ship for forgetting our anniversary.... He will NEVER forget again :)

and killing a wt whose corp had dec'd us when our corp was about 1mos old... of course they wiped the walls with us. But they made a mistake and decided to dec us again last year... we melted them and they apologized...

DREAMS DO COME TRUE...

.. and my name means "Revenge is Sweet" in Cantonese... so true... so true.

I'm not a carebear... I'm a SPACE BARBIE!  Now... where's Ken?
Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
#16 - 2013-06-14 06:29:52 UTC
A while back on this char, I was mining in a Retriever. A guy from Suddenly Ninjas shows up, and proceeds to start ninja looting the wrecks. So he goes yellow.

I noticed that a little bit ago, someone had killed one of those Domination rat spawns in the belt, and I figure he's going for it.

So I bookmark it, warp back to station, and come out in the Prophecy I had just bought, tanked like crazy with dual web and scram. I warp to the bookmark, and I literally land on top of him. So I lock him up, and I grab him.

He was just in a Thrasher, so of course his ship blew up. Funny thing was, I tried to ransom him like 4 times, but as it turned out, because I was taking so long to kill him, he had gone afk, so I got his pod too.

Idk, probably just me, but landing right on top of the guy, was pretty funny.

"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."

One of ours, ten of theirs.

Best Meltdown Ever.
Eugene Kerner
TunDraGon
Goonswarm Federation
#17 - 2013-06-14 07:16:04 UTC
killing a Bhaalgorn in two frigs was a constant fight for capacitor to keep the point, kill the drones and then chew through the armor...I like that one a lot

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Inxentas Ultramar
Ultramar Independent Contracting
#18 - 2013-06-14 07:21:35 UTC
Some nice kills from the back of my head:

1. Killing a ratting Tempest in an SB while sig-tanking an Angel Cartel anomaly.
2. Catching a Viator filled to the brim with a meta-0 Rifter on a POCO.
3. Poking my head out of a lowsec static and catching a fat Mackinaw + pod.
TharOkha
0asis Group
#19 - 2013-06-14 10:31:20 UTC
I don't have favorite one, but i always like solo kills more.

CODE. Venture hunt contest in a nutshell
Shawnm339
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#20 - 2013-06-14 11:19:38 UTC
One of the best ones for me was reverse black opsing a black ops gang killed a couple of redeemers if I remember correctly, they were not impressed....damnation and claymore kills are always nice purely because of the amount of damage those things take
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