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My care bear highsec tengu.

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RedBaron88
Pandemic Horde Inc.
#1 - 2013-06-13 17:02:26 UTC
Alright i already know how much hate mail im going to get for running missions in a L4 tengu, but im not the only one who does it. Anyway i had a question on some HIGHSEC gate camps. T3 ships are pretty damn fast and i thought usually they get away. I jumped through a gate and on the other side were 3 typhoon battlecruisers orbiting. Felt a little funny so i tried to warp to something pointed in my direction. Insta-Lock 1400MM Howitzers blasted me apart before i even clicked on my resistors and shield boosters. So my mail question here is, can these things be avoided with all highsec care bear jokes aside. Ps the loss of their ships = 160 million loss of mine was 2.7 B and all my shiny stuff dropped so they got away with it.
Holgrak Blacksmith
Prophets of Motav
#2 - 2013-06-13 17:03:55 UTC
This thread is going places.
iskflakes
#3 - 2013-06-13 17:04:32 UTC
Always turn on your hardeners, that's how you avoid it.

-

Daimon Kaiera
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#4 - 2013-06-13 17:07:56 UTC
Don't fly in Caldari space.

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Dersen Lowery
The Scope
#5 - 2013-06-13 17:11:09 UTC
RedBaron88 wrote:
Alright i already know how much hate mail im going to get for running missions in a L4 tengu, but im not the only one who does it. Anyway i had a question on some HIGHSEC gate camps. T3 ships are pretty damn fast and i thought usually they get away. I jumped through a gate and on the other side were 3 typhoon battlecruisers orbiting. Felt a little funny so i tried to warp to something pointed in my direction. Insta-Lock 1400MM Howitzers blasted me apart before i even clicked on my resistors and shield boosters. So my mail question here is, can these things be avoided with all highsec care bear jokes aside. Ps the loss of their ships = 160 million loss of mine was 2.7 B and all my shiny stuff dropped so they got away with it.


First, you probably passed a scout on a prior gate. That scout had a passive targeter and a scanner, and so the campers knew you were coming, and they knew you were in a ship that was worth attacking.

Second, as you note in your postscript, this comes down to ISK: For an investment of 160M ISK, they got a return of around 2.5Bn ISK. Not bad, right? This is how a fair number of PVPers make money. It's also why ships like your Tengu are called "pinatas" (can't get a tilde-n on this machine, grrr).

If you were tasked with ferrying a Faberge egg across, say, Philadelphia, you wouldn't just plop it in the front seat of your little car and putter around with the doors unlocked and the windows down, right? So when you fly a ship loaded with Faberge eggs, maybe a little caution is called for. Or maybe, if you haven't had trouble for years prior, you can chalk it up to bad luck and keep right on going. The ship has presumably made you more than 2.7Bn ISK over the course of its working life, yes?

Proud founder and member of the Belligerent Desirables.

I voted in CSM X!

James Amril-Kesh
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#6 - 2013-06-13 17:11:50 UTC
Typhoon battlecruisers ITT

Enjoying the rain today? ;)

Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#7 - 2013-06-13 17:12:07 UTC
Covert subsystem





Dont leave home without it




If in 0.0


Interdiction Nullifier

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann

James Amril-Kesh
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#8 - 2013-06-13 17:14:51 UTC
Ramona McCandless wrote:
Covert subsystem





Dont leave home without it




If in 0.0


Interdiction Nullifier

If not in 0.0, intercalated nanofibers.

Enjoying the rain today? ;)

RedBaron88
Pandemic Horde Inc.
#9 - 2013-06-13 17:15:52 UTC
Dersen Lowery wrote:
RedBaron88 wrote:
Alright i already know how much hate mail im going to get for running missions in a L4 tengu, but im not the only one who does it. Anyway i had a question on some HIGHSEC gate camps. T3 ships are pretty damn fast and i thought usually they get away. I jumped through a gate and on the other side were 3 typhoon battlecruisers orbiting. Felt a little funny so i tried to warp to something pointed in my direction. Insta-Lock 1400MM Howitzers blasted me apart before i even clicked on my resistors and shield boosters. So my mail question here is, can these things be avoided with all highsec care bear jokes aside. Ps the loss of their ships = 160 million loss of mine was 2.7 B and all my shiny stuff dropped so they got away with it.


First, you probably passed a scout on a prior gate. That scout had a passive targeter and a scanner, and so the campers knew you were coming, and they knew you were in a ship that was worth attacking.

Second, as you note in your postscript, this comes down to ISK: For an investment of 160M ISK, they got a return of around 2.5Bn ISK. Not bad, right? This is how a fair number of PVPers make money. It's also why ships like your Tengu are called "pinatas" (can't get a tilde-n on this machine, grrr).

If you were tasked with ferrying a Faberge egg across, say, Philadelphia, you wouldn't just plop it in the front seat of your little car and putter around with the doors unlocked and the windows down, right? So when you fly a ship loaded with Faberge eggs, maybe a little caution is called for. Or maybe, if you haven't had trouble for years prior, you can chalk it up to bad luck and keep right on going. The ship has presumably made you more than 2.7Bn ISK over the course of its working life, yes?


Sooooo just put less shiny mods on my tengu got it.
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#10 - 2013-06-13 17:18:00 UTC
RedBaron88 wrote:
.... 3 typhoon battlecruisers orbiting..... Insta-Lock 1400MM Howitzers .....


God..where do I begin tearing this apart.....

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?

Abrazzar
Vardaugas Family
#11 - 2013-06-13 17:20:14 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
RedBaron88 wrote:
.... 3 typhoon battlecruisers orbiting..... Insta-Lock 1400MM Howitzers .....


God..where do I begin tearing this apart.....

You're a bit too late to get on the killmail.
RedBaron88
Pandemic Horde Inc.
#12 - 2013-06-13 17:22:24 UTC
Abrazzar wrote:
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
RedBaron88 wrote:
.... 3 typhoon battlecruisers orbiting..... Insta-Lock 1400MM Howitzers .....


God..where do I begin tearing this apart.....

You're a bit too late to get on the killmail.

You guys want to make fun of me some more? The players were 15 days old
James Amril-Kesh
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#13 - 2013-06-13 17:22:35 UTC
Abrazzar wrote:
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
RedBaron88 wrote:
.... 3 typhoon battlecruisers orbiting..... Insta-Lock 1400MM Howitzers .....


God..where do I begin tearing this apart.....

You're a bit too late to get on the killmail.

Judging by the OP there may be more yet to come.

Enjoying the rain today? ;)

Daimon Kaiera
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#14 - 2013-06-13 17:23:18 UTC
Abrazzar wrote:
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
RedBaron88 wrote:
.... 3 typhoon battlecruisers orbiting..... Insta-Lock 1400MM Howitzers .....


God..where do I begin tearing this apart.....

You're a bit too late to get on the killmail.


http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=18896009

What is this I don't even...

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RedBaron88
Pandemic Horde Inc.
#15 - 2013-06-13 17:26:52 UTC
Daimon Kaiera wrote:
Abrazzar wrote:
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
RedBaron88 wrote:
.... 3 typhoon battlecruisers orbiting..... Insta-Lock 1400MM Howitzers .....


God..where do I begin tearing this apart.....

You're a bit too late to get on the killmail.


http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=18896009

What is this I don't even...

Dont jump into things you dont know about i dont suck completely. This drake had 3 ospreys healing him and there was nothing i could do to the ospreys they were not flashing yellow. CCP said they were fixing the problem and this got patched sometime later.
Helios Aquiness
Perkone
Caldari State
#16 - 2013-06-13 17:27:19 UTC
Daimon Kaiera wrote:
Abrazzar wrote:
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
RedBaron88 wrote:
.... 3 typhoon battlecruisers orbiting..... Insta-Lock 1400MM Howitzers .....


God..where do I begin tearing this apart.....

You're a bit too late to get on the killmail.


http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=18896009

What is this I don't even...


This one is funnyer

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=17882131
Carebear? Im a brony, motherf***er.
Doc Severide
Doomheim
#17 - 2013-06-13 17:28:32 UTC
This is why my 3 Billion ISK Tengu(s) never undock. All 3 of them. But I do like giving them a wax job on Sundays and watch them shine...

Everyone is always repeating the mantra "Don't Trust Anyone" ad nauseum... If I can't trust the guys I play with, why bother playing with them at all? Fly Solo...

Daimon Kaiera
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#18 - 2013-06-13 17:29:12 UTC
RedBaron88 wrote:
Daimon Kaiera wrote:
Abrazzar wrote:
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
RedBaron88 wrote:
.... 3 typhoon battlecruisers orbiting..... Insta-Lock 1400MM Howitzers .....


God..where do I begin tearing this apart.....

You're a bit too late to get on the killmail.


http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=18896009

What is this I don't even...

Dont jump into things you dont know about i dont suck completely. This drake had 3 ospreys healing him and there was nothing i could do to the ospreys they were not flashing yellow. CCP said they were fixing the problem and this got patched sometime later.


But where's the shiny 2.3B Tengu that died to 1400mm Howitzer Typhoons?

.... . .-.. .--. / .. / .... .- ...- . / ..-. .- .-.. .-.. . -. / .- -. -.. / .. / -.-. .- -. -. --- - / --. . - / ..- .--. / ... - --- .--. - .... .. ... / ... .. --. -. .- - ..- .-. . / .. -.. . .- / .. ... / -. --- - / ... - --- .-.. . -. / ... - --- .--.

Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#19 - 2013-06-13 17:31:04 UTC
Daimon Kaiera wrote:
Abrazzar wrote:
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
RedBaron88 wrote:
.... 3 typhoon battlecruisers orbiting..... Insta-Lock 1400MM Howitzers .....


God..where do I begin tearing this apart.....

You're a bit too late to get on the killmail.


http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=18896009

What is this I don't even...



Neither do I.


That aint no sensible T3 high or low sec fit I ever saw.



A single point? Whut

You at war with these guys?

Too many questions



And I say again Covert Subsystem Saves Day



"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann

RedBaron88
Pandemic Horde Inc.
#20 - 2013-06-13 17:33:44 UTC  |  Edited by: RedBaron88
Ramona McCandless wrote:
Daimon Kaiera wrote:
Abrazzar wrote:
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
RedBaron88 wrote:
.... 3 typhoon battlecruisers orbiting..... Insta-Lock 1400MM Howitzers .....


God..where do I begin tearing this apart.....

You're a bit too late to get on the killmail.


http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=18896009

What is this I don't even...



Neither do I.


That aint no sensible T3 high or low sec fit I ever saw.



A single point? Whut

You at war with these guys?

Too many questions



And I say again Covert Subsystem Saves Day




Corp mate of mine "hey you want to do missions" me sure... 3 ospreys and a Drake waiting for me
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