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I swear its a plot.

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Omar Godsman
Rancid Chickens
#1 - 2013-06-12 01:37:13 UTC
I believe that all the server instabilities have been an organized plot by CCP or someone in the organization to effectively legitimize giving SP to all the new players that they have been recruiting into the game.

I can see them plotting and scheming in their boardrooms trying to find how many ways they can screw with the servers to make valid or even half valid reasons to give out free SP to make the game more appetizing to the players coming from other MMO's who are asking " what the heck do you mean I have to train for weeks to be good at anything?".

Or maybe the hamsters are just old and tired. I mean this game is 10 years old now and a hamsters life span is an average of 3 years so these hamsters have been running almost non stop for over 3 times as long as they should have been able to be alive.

I say give the hamsters a rest and just rent a cheetah from some zoo.
Omar Godsman
Rancid Chickens
#2 - 2013-06-12 01:57:33 UTC  |  Edited by: Omar Godsman
44 views and not a single reply.

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Titus Ellecon
Mouth Trumpet Cavalry.
Mouth Trumpet Cavalry
#3 - 2013-06-12 01:58:42 UTC
Omar Godsman wrote:
44 views and not a single reply.

Is it me?

Do I smell THAT bad?

I swear i just showered 3 weeks ago.


We don't feed trolls?
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#4 - 2013-06-12 01:59:13 UTC
Omar Godsman wrote:
I believe that all the server instabilities have been an organized plot by CCP or someone in the organization to effectively legitimize giving SP to all the new players that they have been recruiting into the game.

I can see them plotting and scheming in their boardrooms trying to find how many ways they can screw with the servers to make valid or even half valid reasons to give out free SP to make the game more appetizing to the players coming from other MMO's who are asking " what the heck do you mean I have to train for weeks to be good at anything?".

Or maybe the hamsters are just old and tired. I mean this game is 10 years old now and a hamsters life span is an average of 3 years so these hamsters have been running almost non stop for over 3 times as long as they should have been able to be alive.

I say give the hamsters a rest and just rent a cheetah from some zoo.

Those are some powerful uberhamsters.

Deadspace hamsters.Roll

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Diomedes Calypso
Aetolian Armada
#5 - 2013-06-12 01:59:24 UTC
I came here expecting to hear about growing corn and tomatoes.

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Karsa Egivand
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#6 - 2013-06-12 02:00:07 UTC
Omar Godsman wrote:
44 views and not a single reply.

Is it meQuestion

Do I smell THAT badQuestionAttention

I swear I just showered 3 weeks agoSad


It is mostly the rather mouldy tinfoil. A few 50K SP here and there aren't really that much.
Sabotaged
Veritas Vincit
#7 - 2013-06-12 02:02:07 UTC
Titus Ellecon wrote:
Omar Godsman wrote:
44 views and not a single reply.

Is it me?

Do I smell THAT bad?

I swear i just showered 3 weeks ago.


We don't feed trolls?


I feed trolls.
Omar Godsman
Rancid Chickens
#8 - 2013-06-12 02:03:48 UTC
Titus Ellecon wrote:
Omar Godsman wrote:
44 views and not a single reply.

Is it me?

Do I smell THAT bad?

I swear i just showered 3 weeks ago.


We don't feed trolls?


Interesting...... posting a slightly humorous post about server instabilities = trolling.........

Good to know. Thank you for your insightful input.
Hrothgar Nilsson
#9 - 2013-06-12 02:07:08 UTC
The title of this thread should have been...

"I swear I've lost the plot."

I've... seen things you people wouldn't believe...

Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion...
ISD LackOfFaith
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#10 - 2013-06-12 02:14:26 UTC
The Eve servers are suffering from connectivity issues, and CCP are on it. To keep feedback easily readable in a single place, and to not flood the forum, please refer to CCP Falcon's official thread.

Also, trolling is prohibited.

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