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My People!

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Mistress Lilu
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#1 - 2013-06-11 15:01:48 UTC
My people, gather in arms, fight for your master. Fight or I shall take out my whip and whip your bare skin as I say, "you did not behave you little turd, I get no pleasure from whipping you, but I will do it anyway because I get a burning feeling in my stomach that makes me feel good"
Who is the "turd"?
Goonswarm idiots.
How does it feel to be pushed into a war that your master, several weeks before, had no intention of doing so.
How does it feel, loosing billions of isk, while the reimbursement program can not keep up.
How does it feel to bleed while your master parties at E3!!
How does it feel, when your master reeps the glory and profits of his alliance, the alliance that is made by and for its people, when you get nothing.
A master that has led its sheep into a forest and let go of the whip.
WAKE UP, your master, Mitardi, does not give two s**** about you.
WAKE UP.
Amanda Chelian
#2 - 2013-06-11 15:04:11 UTC
Ugh
Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
#3 - 2013-06-11 15:06:33 UTC
Look, another one of these threads.

There's a million angry citizens looking down their tubes..at me.

KuroVolt
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2013-06-11 15:07:35 UTC
Eugh, you are starting to drain the awesome out of this war.

BoBwins Law: As a discussion/war between two large nullsec entities grows longer, the probability of one comparing the other to BoB aproaches near certainty.

Aragoni
Black Talon Command
#5 - 2013-06-11 15:07:50 UTC  |  Edited by: Aragoni
But what if I like whips? If you whip me I'll get you a gagball. Win-win situation for us all.
Dildus Maximus
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#6 - 2013-06-11 15:08:57 UTC
smokin battery acid will do that to you
Riot Girl
You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack
#7 - 2013-06-11 15:16:24 UTC
Your people? Who are you talking to?
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#8 - 2013-06-11 15:21:16 UTC
Oh look, really bad counter-propaganda


-10/10

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann

War Kitten
Panda McLegion
#9 - 2013-06-11 16:11:42 UTC
Does TEST have a reimbursement program for all the time I keep wasting reading these threads?

I don't judge people by their race, religion, color, size, age, gender, or ethnicity. I judge them by their grammar, spelling, syntax, punctuation, clarity of expression, and logical consistency.

RAIN Arthie
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2013-06-11 16:15:17 UTC
Mistress Lilu wrote:
My people, gather in arms, fight for your master. Fight or I shall take out my whip and whip your bare skin as I say, "you did not behave you little turd, I get no pleasure from whipping you, but I will do it anyway because I get a burning feeling in my stomach that makes me feel good"
Who is the "turd"?
Goonswarm idiots.
How does it feel to be pushed into a war that your master, several weeks before, had no intention of doing so.
How does it feel, loosing billions of isk, while the reimbursement program can not keep up.
How does it feel to bleed while your master parties at E3!!
How does it feel, when your master reeps the glory and profits of his alliance, the alliance that is made by and for its people, when you get nothing.
A master that has led its sheep into a forest and let go of the whip.
WAKE UP, your master, Mitardi, does not give two s**** about you.
WAKE UP.



Rally point is TEST Alliance or known affiliates.
Azami Nevinyrall
172.0.0.1
#11 - 2013-06-11 16:20:02 UTC
Shitposters like this make me laugh.

...

Dervinus
Sunny Weather Mercenaries
The Initiative.
#12 - 2013-06-11 16:22:14 UTC
I agree OP, we should all team up and kill evil goonies with our t00nies. The manatee will not be able to withstand our combined might.

o7 toonies

Lykouleon
Noble Sentiments
Second Empire.
#13 - 2013-06-11 16:46:55 UTC
Mistress Lilu wrote:
WAKE UP, your master, Mitardi, does not give two s**** about you.
WAKE UP.

It's summer. I'm trying to sleep in. Would you shut up and let me sleep, jeez.

Lykouleon > CYNO ME CLOSER so I can hit them with my sword

De'Veldrin
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#14 - 2013-06-11 16:49:49 UTC
This thread.

It's bad. I mean yeah, "GOOOOONS" and all that. But really? This sort of thread makes me want to join them, just for the off chance I might get to pod the OP.

500 million recruitment fee sent. Shocked

De'Veldrin's Corollary (to Malcanis' Law): Any idea that seeks to limit the ability of a large nullsec bloc to do something in the name of allowing more small groups into sov null will inevitably make it that much harder for small groups to enter sov null.

Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#15 - 2013-06-11 17:05:03 UTC
Harvester of eyes, that's me
And I see all there is to see
When I look inside your head
Right up front to the back of your skull

Well that's my sign that you are dead
My list for you checks off as null
I'm the harvester of eyes

I'm the eyeman of tv
With my ocular tb
I need all the peepers I can find
Inside the barn where you find the hay

Just last week I took a ride
So high on eyes I almost lost my way
I'm the harvester of eyes

Harvester of eyes, that's me harvester of eyes
And I see all there is to see harvester of eyes
When I look inside your head harvester of eyes
Right up front to the back of your skull harvester of eyes

Harvester of eyes

My-my-my-my-my
My-my-my-my-my
My-my-my-my-my-my
I'm the harvester of eyes
I'm just walkin' down the street
I see a garbage can, I pick it up
I look through all the garbage
To see if there are any eyes inside
I'll put 'em in my pink leather bag
And take all their eye balls
And I bleed with 'em
As I plead with their eyes all night
So if you see me walkin' down the street
You'd better get out of the way
And put on your eye glasses
'cause I'm gonna take your eyes home with me

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann

Frostys Virpio
State War Academy
Caldari State
#16 - 2013-06-11 17:07:11 UTC
Lykouleon wrote:
Mistress Lilu wrote:
WAKE UP, your master, Mitardi, does not give two s**** about you.
WAKE UP.

It's summer. I'm trying to sleep in. Would you shut up and let me sleep, jeez.


I heard there are still structure to grind. No sleep for you!!!
Dheeradj Nurgle
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#17 - 2013-06-11 17:07:39 UTC
The ****....
RomeStar
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#18 - 2013-06-11 17:14:47 UTC
Goon Test War who gives a #$%^

Signatured removed, CCP Phantom

Steve Spooner
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#19 - 2013-06-11 17:45:36 UTC
Test alt best alt.
Grandpa Bill
Twin Lakes Retirement Home
#20 - 2013-06-11 17:45:58 UTC
You know bein on the sidelines of a war or a fight in general has its advantages and thats the way I like to be. You see back in the day you had this conflict or this war and personally I dont like to get mixed up in such things. If its someone else doin the fightin and it dosnt involve me, then why should I join in?

But in my era we did what we had to do and that was that.

This reminds me of a story about this lady down the hall and her fight with a nurse. You see we have this there male nurse here at the home who thinks he is a doctor. Well most of the time he is correct, well some of the time I suppose. There were this one time he gave me some milk of magnesia when I were not feelin too good and I tell you what. That there almost put me in the hospital! I was runnin to the bathroom like that bolt fella runs on the tv! Well come to find out what he gave me was wrong and the Doctor couldn't understand what he were doin to think that it would help. But I told him, that fella nurse is only human and he cant always be right. He even told me he were sorry fer makin a mistake, but I told him it were int he past and that was that.

My Son is coming in today to pay the medical bills here. I'm going to keep an eye out fer him because last time he didn't stay to visit! So Im going to sit up front and see when he gets here. My Grandson Billy comes by quite often. That boy is growin up fast I tell ya. He used to ride his bike down to see me when I lived at the house down the road from him but since my son thought it best I say here, it made it harder on the boy. Well this summer he got himself a motorbike that he can zip across town on it and now I get to see the boy quite often. He's a good kid.

Grandpa Bill

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