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Licking each other's eyeballs
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Aragoni
Black Talon Command
#1 - 2013-06-11 13:54:08 UTC
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#2 - 2013-06-11 14:09:13 UTC
Aragoni wrote:
And suddenly all my plans to go to Japan disappeared.



Sanrio's plans for Hello Kitty Breast Implants is what did it for me................repost

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Slade Trillgon
Brutor Force Federated
#3 - 2013-06-11 14:43:42 UTC
It has to be fake. What kid in their right mind would consider the eye, a non erogenous zone, as second base Shocked

Or, me thinks the Chinese educations system has come up with a brilliant sex ed tactic to lower teenage pregnancy.

v..Fake Quote..v

"If we teach them that eye licking is a natural second step they will not further their sexual relations" LMAO!
Jared Haywire
Stormcrows
#4 - 2013-06-11 14:48:16 UTC
Clearly, you all have never had your eyeballs licked.
Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#5 - 2013-06-11 15:01:44 UTC
*Licks Jared's Eyeball*

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Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
#6 - 2013-06-11 15:13:59 UTC
Jared Haywire wrote:
Clearly, you all have never had your eyeballs licked.


I'm not a fan of infections.

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Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#7 - 2013-06-11 16:13:41 UTC
Slade Trillgon wrote:
It has to be fake. What kid in their right mind would consider the eye, a non erogenous zone, as second base Shocked



Erm.......have you not seen what they do with vomit over there ?????

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#8 - 2013-06-11 16:27:23 UTC
eww, that's freaking disgusting.

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Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2013-06-11 16:39:55 UTC
Aragoni wrote:
And suddenly all my plans to go to Japan disappeared.


As a resident in Japan this is how i feel.

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Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#10 - 2013-06-11 16:45:31 UTC
Graygor wrote:
Aragoni wrote:
And suddenly all my plans to go to Japan disappeared.


As a resident in Japan this is how i feel.


Lol, you barely moved in. :P

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Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#11 - 2013-06-11 18:31:23 UTC
Eyeball-licking comes and goes, but the 9 Stages of Life as a Gaijin (foreigner in Japan) is here to stay.
Jared Haywire
Stormcrows
#12 - 2013-06-11 18:42:17 UTC
Alice Saki wrote:
*Licks Jared's Eyeball*



Rawr!
Aragoni
Black Talon Command
#13 - 2013-06-11 18:43:23 UTC
Graygor wrote:
Aragoni wrote:
And suddenly all my plans to go to Japan disappeared.


As a resident in Japan this is how i feel.


It's OK dude. Japan isn't that bad. You got people like Hard Gay to make up for it. Blink
Kult Altol
The Safe Space
#14 - 2013-06-11 20:02:14 UTC
So many other things to lick....like, candy, ice cream, schnauz berries.

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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#15 - 2013-06-11 20:53:17 UTC
they haven't been the same since we nuked them

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Jared Haywire
Stormcrows
#16 - 2013-06-11 20:55:51 UTC
Kult Altol wrote:
So many other things to lick....like, candy, ice cream, schnauz berries.


We could first lick icecream, then eyeballs.

Eye scream....
Brujo Loco
Brujeria Teologica
#17 - 2013-06-11 21:46:25 UTC  |  Edited by: Brujo Loco
mmm ... I love licking ... "things" ... but eyeballs? Shocked

I mean, icecream, women, apple strudels ... but seriously, eyeballs?

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Kult Altol
The Safe Space
#18 - 2013-06-12 05:28:01 UTC
Is nothing sacred anymore!

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Jada Maroo
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#19 - 2013-06-12 07:02:38 UTC
Pretty sure they're licking eyeballs for the purpose of causing an infection to wear an eyepatch because they probably aren't allowed to wear them in class without nurse approval.

You can thank Chuunibyou for this.
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#20 - 2013-06-12 12:05:10 UTC
Aragoni wrote:
Graygor wrote:
Aragoni wrote:
And suddenly all my plans to go to Japan disappeared.


As a resident in Japan this is how i feel.


It's OK dude. Japan isn't that bad. You got people like Hard Gay to make up for it. Blink


I guess that ridiculous 'talk show' host in "Lost in Translation" was closer to reality than previously thought.

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
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