My EVE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6UZ3kIZN7c

I ain't happy, I'm feeling sad
I got blapped, by some douchebag,
I'm useless, but not for long,
Brave Newbies, is comin' on

I ain't happy, I'm feeling sad
I got blapped, by some douchebag,
I'm useless, but not for long,
Brave Newbies, is comin' on...
Is comin' on, is comin' on
Is comin' on, is comin' on

Finally, someone let me outta 8-2
Now align time is nothin', nanofibers get through
What, reds aggressed you there? Well you shouldn't be scared,
I'm good at repairs and I'm warpin right there

Unjammable
Bet you didn't lock so I command you to
FUBAR overview
Look I'll make it all managable
Reds and blues, win and lose, pop the wreck and loots,
Vets and newbs, who you think is really warpin you?

Picture you throwin' down in a Arazu
Faction and T2's, you think it's fictional? Mystical? Maybe, spiritual
Hero who puts damps on you to clear your view when you're too crazy

Recon, red fleet inbound, in frigs and dessies, three jumps out
Undock undock, talwar fleet, prop mods on, align to gate
WARP WARP, safeties red, sort by distance, knock 'em dead,
Loot the field, wait, oh ****, guess their friends ain't cool with dat.

I ain't happy, I'm feeling sad
I got blapped, by some douchebag,
I'm useless, but not for long,
Brave Newbies, is comin' on,

I ain't happy, I'm feeling sad
I got blapped, by some douchebag,
I'm useless, but not for long,
Brave Newbies, is comin' on...

Is comin' on, is comin' on
Is comin' on, is comin' on

The shitfits, the basics, of pvp and tactics,
Allow me to make this, childlike in nature
Numbers, you have em or you don't, that's irrelevant
We'll pop ya, every shiny fleet, every cloaked T3,
Every alt we see, we see fear in your eyes
Of your destruction and demise, at the hands of BNIs,
Check out our API's, eve-kill ain't tellin lies,
We welped ya, in our frigates, type in local 'good fight'

With me as a guide,
Y'all can warp at 10 because I got my cloaky eyes
This orca ain't aligned
Now that's the intel, so I'mma stick around till ya'll can get a tackle,
Shoot a couple rounds, so I can end up on the killmail
Linked in fleet chat, well wouldja look at that,
He dropped a BPO and had a shiny head,
Your doctrines, quafe zero, and lokis offgrid
Ain't no advantage, remember that it's all in your head

I ain't happy, I'm feeling sad
I got blapped, by some douchebag,
I'm useless, but not for long,
Brave Newbies, is comin' on...

Is comin' on, is comin' on
Is comin' on, is comin' on

hah, awesome.

I love it :D