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HELP SAVE TEST - Calling All High Sec Carebears! WIPE OUT GOONS

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Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#1 - 2013-06-09 23:24:12 UTC

Test representatives have recently called for help from high sec carebears in the fight against the Goons.

While certainly a novel war planning approach, quite a number of miners and other industrialists have expressed concern over risking combat ships in such an operation.

If only... if only there was a way to contribute to the cause without risking combat ships and pods...

ANNOUNCING....

The Official Save Test/Destroy Goons Donation Drive!

You can make a difference.

Send isk or assign assets to either myself or to my corp Krypteia Operations. Be sure to put "Save Test" in the reason field for isk or in the contract description for contracts so that I don't confuse the transactions with something else.

Low on assets but rich on time? Vollunteer your time instead! Feel free to link this forum thread in local and other chats (always conforming to respective chat rules). You can also directly ask people to send in isk and contracts to me for distribution in the war effort.

Whether you are rich in isk, assets, or time...

YOU CAN make a difference!

ACT NOW


All proceeds will go toward defending Test and attacking Goons.

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.

Sentamon
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#2 - 2013-06-09 23:25:22 UTC
Congratulations if you find any idiots that fall for this scam.

~ Professional Forum Alt  ~

Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
#3 - 2013-06-09 23:27:41 UTC
You should just give it up, you are neither amusing or clever anymore.



There's a million angry citizens looking down their tubes..at me.

Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
#4 - 2013-06-09 23:29:04 UTC
Why would I want to do any of that?
Tumahub
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#5 - 2013-06-09 23:30:36 UTC
:lookit: I'm going to ride this tiresome gimmick posting into the dirt~
Malak Dawnfire
Unquestionable Prosperity
Grand Inquisitors Federation
#6 - 2013-06-09 23:31:16 UTC
What are the repercussions if we just let TEST die?
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#7 - 2013-06-09 23:36:30 UTC
Couldn't you at least pretend to double isk or something?

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?

Lykouleon
Noble Sentiments
Second Empire.
#8 - 2013-06-09 23:37:22 UTC
Seems legit.

Lykouleon > CYNO ME CLOSER so I can hit them with my sword

Khira Kitamatsu
#9 - 2013-06-09 23:38:36 UTC
Shouldn't this be posted in MY EVE forum?

Ponies!  We need more ponies!

RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
#10 - 2013-06-09 23:40:56 UTC
I'd like to pledge 20b to this product and/or service.

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon

DRGaius Baltar
Perkone
Caldari State
#11 - 2013-06-09 23:44:10 UTC
Didn't want to pay the $10 bucks for a kugu account?
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#12 - 2013-06-09 23:45:31 UTC
DRGaius Baltar wrote:
Didn't want to pay the $10 bucks for a kugu account?

It's $10 for Kugu? I don't remember that...

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?

Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#13 - 2013-06-09 23:46:30 UTC
RubyPorto wrote:
I'd like to pledge 20b to this product and/or service.


Excellent, let's keep going guys. Together, we can make a real difference.

Perhaps you lost a freighter in Burn Jita? Your donations can make a difference.

Perhaps one of the former recruiters scammed you? Your donations can make a difference.

Perhaps there are other places the mean Goon touched you? Your donations can make a difference!

Pubbie donations can save us all!

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.

Sergeant Acht Scultz
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#14 - 2013-06-09 23:52:41 UTC
This story is going places.

removed inappropriate ASCII art signature - CCP Eterne

I Need PLEX
Doomheim
#15 - 2013-06-09 23:53:16 UTC
Alavaria Fera wrote:
DRGaius Baltar wrote:
Didn't want to pay the $10 bucks for a kugu account?

It's $10 for Kugu? I don't remember that...


They started the tenbux thing a couple months ago as a response to spambots, if you had an existing account though it was grandfathered in, but who wants to post there anyways; its the same 10 guys in every thread What?
Grandma Honeycakes
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#16 - 2013-06-09 23:56:05 UTC
Confirming Erotica 1 is legit. I made a few billion from her game.

Goons have made me cry in the past.

250m donation sent wish i could do more

Good luck testies!!
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#17 - 2013-06-10 00:01:17 UTC
Will 250mil get them another rokh for us to bomb?

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?

Authorized Pixel Distributor
Perkone
Caldari State
#18 - 2013-06-10 00:15:23 UTC
erottica is a skam. I sent hur 2 billiun isk for her game and she kepped it!

I have nothing now. Her rules are craftie and trickie and confoosing.

SKAMMER

This forum is nothang butt a way to weezel more money from us.

I herd sheis in test from another minor i no.
Amarra Mandalin
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#19 - 2013-06-10 00:22:21 UTC
Escape in an Ares in 10% structure and collect the lulz arising from this thread. What a great EVE day!
And, no, I'm not feeling generous.
Grandma Honeycakes
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#20 - 2013-06-10 00:22:36 UTC
Alavaria Fera wrote:
Will 250mil get them another rokh for us to bomb?



I don't know, whatever helps out the most. I dont really know what a good ship is. I just trust erotica to make the best decisions. Anyone with her on their side stands a good chance of winning.
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