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Not a Penguin
#1 - 2013-06-08 21:23:13 UTC
I'm sure you are all aware that the sovereign space of Reddit is currently under attack by maniacal space villains. This is a call to everyone who has ever visited Reddit and has had our completely unique brand of hilarity bestowed upon you as if by a magical space wizard LOL XD

In all seriousness, please get to Fountain as soon as possible in whatever ship you can bring. With our cats riding on our dash boards we shall converge on our ancestral homeland and repel these evil doers. In the name of everything that is social justice you must heed my words!
Not a Penguin
#2 - 2013-06-08 21:24:24 UTC
le hurry!
Whim Aqayn
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#3 - 2013-06-08 21:26:08 UTC
No you suck. Go away.
Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
#4 - 2013-06-08 21:30:40 UTC
Maybe you could get Mintchiplol to make a youtube video for you.

☼

There's a million angry citizens looking down their tubes..at me.
EvEa Deva
Doomheim
#5 - 2013-06-08 22:54:38 UTC
The poop is getting cleaned out of the sandbox
Kijo Rikki
Killboard Padding Services
#6 - 2013-06-08 23:16:52 UTC
I like reddit. Specifically for /gonewild and /mildlyinteresting.

You make a valid point, good Sir or Madam. 
Not a Penguin
#7 - 2013-06-08 23:22:30 UTC
Kijo Rikki wrote:
I like reddit. Specifically for /gonewild and /mildlyinteresting.


So why aren't you in Fountain helping pleb ?

I can't believe this level of ungratefulness.

"Oh hi, I just go there to look at your women's boobies then I leave and watch you die in EVE while you're all alone"

HOW DARE YOU
Dave Stark
#8 - 2013-06-08 23:27:11 UTC  |  Edited by: Dave Stark
Not a Penguin wrote:
Kijo Rikki wrote:
I like reddit. Specifically for /gonewild and /mildlyinteresting.


So why aren't you in Fountain helping pleb ?

I can't believe this level of ungratefulness.

"Oh hi, I just go there to look at your women's boobies then I leave and watch you die in EVE while you're all alone"

HOW DARE YOU


if you could be better at at trolling, that'd be great.
Haulie Berry
#9 - 2013-06-08 23:27:17 UTC
Not a Penguin wrote:
Kijo Rikki wrote:
I like reddit. Specifically for /gonewild and /mildlyinteresting.


So why aren't you in Fountain helping pleb ?

I can't believe this level of ungratefulness.

"Oh hi, I just go there to look at your women's boobies then I leave and watch you die in EVE while you're all alone"

HOW DARE YOU



...well, it's not like your women-folk are dying. After you've been purged, we can claim them for ourselves.
Malak Dawnfire
Unquestionable Prosperity
Grand Inquisitors Federation
#10 - 2013-06-08 23:28:14 UTC
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Kijo Rikki
Killboard Padding Services
#11 - 2013-06-08 23:28:56 UTC
Not a Penguin wrote:
Kijo Rikki wrote:
I like reddit. Specifically for /gonewild and /mildlyinteresting.


So why aren't you in Fountain helping pleb ?

I can't believe this level of ungratefulness.

"Oh hi, I just go there to look at your women's boobies then I leave and watch you die in EVE while you're all alone"

HOW DARE YOU


Don't forget all your mildly interesting stuff. It's usually more than mildly interesting.

Tell you what, I like you guys, I really do. You know why? You have a humorously cute mascot. A mascot that cannot wear a hat. That fact almost makes me sad, but then it makes me chuckle. But alas, I am but a simple grunt, and I follow my masters orders.....should they tell me to defend your space I will gladly do it and cross-post pictures of cats from /aww while blowing up gloriously under the sheer firepower of your attackers. But should they tell me to attack, I will not hesitate to shoot the dinosaur right where there should be a hat.

You make a valid point, good Sir or Madam. 
Vito Tattaglia
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#12 - 2013-06-08 23:37:55 UTC
"Hey guys le XD so randumb! Lolcats am i rite guise? Us gamers m I rite? le memes!"

Goons are doing the world a service by ridding Fountain of you. Let them chase you down to the farthest corners of new Eden.
ChYph3r
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#13 - 2013-06-08 23:45:15 UTC  |  Edited by: ChYph3r
Not a Penguin wrote:
I'm sure you are all aware that the sovereign space of Reddit is currently under attack by maniacal space villains.



maniacal space villains? I will take that as a compliment.

Want to find all the podcasts around EVE Online visit http://evepodcasts.com @chyph3r  on Twitter
Kewso
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#14 - 2013-06-08 23:51:50 UTC
screw reddit


long live slashdot!


it's older anyhow
Proletariat Tingtango
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#15 - 2013-06-08 23:59:38 UTC
Kewso wrote:
screw reddit


long live slashdot!


it's older anyhow


Nobody misses slashdot.
Embarado
Wolves Ressurection
#16 - 2013-06-09 00:13:14 UTC
Lecascade~

"there is no old system anymore" -CCP BunnyVirus
Not a Penguin
#17 - 2013-06-09 00:18:31 UTC
+1 Like
Tarn Kugisa
Kugisa Dynamics
#18 - 2013-06-09 02:39:21 UTC
>reddit
>not cancer
yeah, no

Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to troll everyone you meet - KuroVolt
Not a Penguin
#19 - 2013-06-09 02:51:23 UTC  |  Edited by: Not a Penguin
Guys this is getting beyond depressing and... sort of scary. I'm not one to use the R world lightly but it feels that my comrades may be being taken advantage of, look at this evidence taken from another thread

Xinivrae wrote:
Theodoric Darkwind wrote:
I love it when CFC alts bump my postsRoll


Why would we need alts? It's not like there's any fear of retaliation now, is there?Lol


OMG what?! Is that person claiming that Reddit is unable to resist? This has gone beyond just non-consensual drunk Female at a bar. I think there's an actual death penalty crime happening on these servers. That crime being aggravated ****. I'm begging you guys to form up a brigade of valiant heroes into some sort of chivalrous volunteer rescue squadron, to be dispatched to Fountain forthwith.

Ride valiantly as a white shinning beacon into this dark night, and you will be rewarded.
Remiel Pollard
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#20 - 2013-06-09 04:19:08 UTC
Ah Reddit, aka "repost central"

“Some capsuleers claim that ECM is 'dishonorable' and 'unfair'. Jam those ones first, and kill them last.” - Jirai 'Fatal' Laitanen, Pithum Nullifier Training Manual c. YC104
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