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Heinel Coventina
Doomheim
#61 - 2013-06-14 06:39:50 UTC
Laurienne 'Quafegirl' Cherbourg wrote:
I wonder how drinking Quafe off of someone would work. Maybe the naval? Hmm...

Seems tricky. ♥


Quafe ice cubes.

Hmm. That gives me an idea.
Lady Melisande Galena
Voluptatem
#62 - 2013-06-14 08:04:02 UTC
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
I don't get it. Why would you want to pay to go have someone eat Sushi off your naked body?


It isn't your body, Mr. Tuulinen. It is off that of a highly trained slave taught to remain absolutely still for a number of hours.
Anatole Madullier
Alexylva Paradox
#63 - 2013-06-14 08:23:53 UTC
Katran Luftschreck wrote:
Laurienne 'Quafegirl' Cherbourg wrote:
I come from Caille, I'm like, used to it. ♥

It's like most nights I wake up sticky. ♥


Anatole Madullier wrote:
I'm from Caille to, but we had running water. Showers are quite nice.


If you think the sticky is from Quafe...

Then again, if anyone was going to bring Quafe into that picture...

Laruienne, poor Anatole seems kind of innocent & naive in an adorable kind of way. Maybe you could show him the wonders of some of Quafe's alternate non-dietary uses? For educational purposes, of course. Blink


Trust me cheri, I am quite capable of getting all sorts of sticky with or without Quafe.

ॐ
Anslo
Scope Works
#64 - 2013-06-14 11:40:06 UTC
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
I don't get it. Why would you want to pay to go have someone eat Sushi off your naked body?


No man, you pay to eat it off someone ELSE'S body. Wanna go?

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Aidan Brooder
Dynasphere Ltd.
#65 - 2013-06-15 16:28:31 UTC
It sounds sufficiently kinky... Please contact me with a quote, five attendents.

Thank you!

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Lady Melisande Galena
Voluptatem
#66 - 2013-06-15 23:21:38 UTC
Mr. Brooder,

The best way to contact me is via a message. Please send me the information for yourself and your guests.
James Syagrius
Luminaire Sovereign Solutions
#67 - 2013-06-16 05:11:23 UTC
I can personally testify to the reputable and tasteful nature of Lady Galenas establishment.

If peace and tranquility are what you seek, I recommend the pavilions near the second level reflecting pools.

“Here also are the heralds of his praise."
Lady Melisande Galena
Voluptatem
#68 - 2013-06-16 12:59:25 UTC
Thank you kindly, Mr. Syagrius.
Anslo
Scope Works
#69 - 2013-06-17 13:22:34 UTC
Also confirming it's a nice place. I didn't get to stay long..and was in holo...but it was pretty! Lakes. Green. Birds.

[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#70 - 2013-06-17 13:33:38 UTC
Anslo wrote:
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
I don't get it. Why would you want to pay to go have someone eat Sushi off your naked body?


No man, you pay to eat it off someone ELSE'S body. Wanna go?

Why would you pay to eat it off someone ELSE's body? It is not decent and not hygienic. More like disgusting. Well, I could understand eating from your own body (outside of palms, I presume?) if you will be provided some kind of booths for privacy?
But really, eating from someone else's body sounds way more dirty, than covering yourself with food to eat.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Aidan Brooder
Dynasphere Ltd.
#71 - 2013-06-19 12:14:06 UTC  |  Edited by: Aidan Brooder
Diana, it is more of an art form not about "Oh, look! Nakey nakey!" as in a primitive strip club.

Although that understanding of course is not a necessity to attend. Just a necessity to enjoy the experience on all levels.

Usually surroundings are of tranquil natural beauty or very serene simplicity.
Just like a formal tea ceremony is not about drinking tea only, this is about harmony but also about mental discipline.

You admire the beauty of the artist, you admire his/her total control over the body. You admire the surroundings but at the same time you enact the mental discipline to not get lost in it.

Which is why I have chosen this place to enact a business deal. It is a compliment to my partners mental faculties, a sign that I treat them as equals.

Lastly, if you are that abhorred by the idea of a naked body and find it filthy, you almost sound like a conservative Gallente bickering at his children wearing semi-transparent clothes.
Which makes me smile just a little.

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