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(VOLUP) New Delights Offered, by appointment only
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Anslo
Scope Works
#41 - 2013-06-12 18:33:01 UTC
Shintoko Akahoshi wrote:
Anslo wrote:
Andrea Okazon wrote:
Anslo wrote:
No hair. No hair.No hair.


Just think of it like a bed of shredded lettuce.


I just vomited a little...


You don't like hair that much? You're not manscaped down to the skin, are you?


No. But I don't really wanna pick up a bit of food with a curly bit of hair hanging from it Gods dammit.

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Shintoko Akahoshi
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#42 - 2013-06-12 19:49:35 UTC
There are plenty of boring old restaurants out there that will serve your food on boring old plates, you know...

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Anslo
Scope Works
#43 - 2013-06-12 19:51:25 UTC
Next time we meet in person, I'm going to ask you if you like the idea of hair in your food and demand an answer with a straight face.

On a side note, those of you who know me already know my dumb ass will go regardless of hair....

...and I hate you all for it...

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Lady Melisande Galena
Voluptatem
#44 - 2013-06-12 20:39:42 UTC
I must disappoint and let everyone know my slaves are devoid of body hair. Apologies. I'm sure something can be arranged if you are particularly adamant about body hair.
Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour
#45 - 2013-06-12 21:52:31 UTC
Down with at least one of These Sorts of Thing.

Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.
Lady Katherine Devonshire
Royal Ammatar Engineering Corps
#46 - 2013-06-13 08:48:24 UTC
Knowing how depraved & disturbed the psyche of so many Empyrians can be, I would imagine that it shan't be long before someone requests to have these culinary delights served upon the deceased body of their own previous clone incarnation.

The sound of the Amarrian heart
Makkal Hanaya
Revenent Defence Corperation
#47 - 2013-06-13 09:24:55 UTC
Lady Katherine Devonshire wrote:
Knowing how depraved & disturbed the psyche of so many Empyrians can be, I would imagine that it shan't be long before someone requests to have these culinary delights served upon the deceased body of their own previous clone incarnation.

Your mind works in rather disturbing ways.

Render unto Khanid the things which are Khanid's; and unto God the things that are God's.
Lady Melisande Galena
Voluptatem
#48 - 2013-06-13 09:31:07 UTC
Lady Katherine Devonshire wrote:
Knowing how depraved & disturbed the psyche of so many Empyrians can be, I would imagine that it shan't be long before someone requests to have these culinary delights served upon the deceased body of their own previous clone incarnation.


How vile. I would direct them to seek their delights elsewhere if this were the case.
Laurienne 'Quafegirl' Cherbourg
Like Oh My Gosh I Totally Have A Corp Now
#49 - 2013-06-13 10:43:23 UTC
I wonder how drinking Quafe off of someone would work. Maybe the naval? Hmm...

Seems tricky. ♥

Chilled Quafe™, accept no refreshment substitute. For all of you affluent Capsuleer-types, Quafe Elite™ restaraunts can be found at many stations! Only got a few minutes to spare before that fleet-op? Swing by QuafeSnacks™ for the full taste-experience you've come to expect from Quafe, on the go!
Anatole Madullier
Alexylva Paradox
#50 - 2013-06-13 11:27:40 UTC
Laurienne 'Quafegirl' Cherbourg wrote:
I wonder how drinking Quafe off of someone would work. Maybe the naval? Hmm...

Seems tricky. ♥


It gets very stick, very fast.

ॐ
Laurienne 'Quafegirl' Cherbourg
Like Oh My Gosh I Totally Have A Corp Now
#51 - 2013-06-13 12:26:14 UTC
Anatole Madullier wrote:

It gets very stick, very fast.


I come from Caille, I'm like, used to it. ♥

It's like most nights I wake up sticky. ♥

Chilled Quafe™, accept no refreshment substitute. For all of you affluent Capsuleer-types, Quafe Elite™ restaraunts can be found at many stations! Only got a few minutes to spare before that fleet-op? Swing by QuafeSnacks™ for the full taste-experience you've come to expect from Quafe, on the go!
Anatole Madullier
Alexylva Paradox
#52 - 2013-06-13 12:31:39 UTC
I'm from Caille to, but we had running water. Showers are quite nice.

ॐ
Anslo
Scope Works
#53 - 2013-06-13 12:49:15 UTC
This thread has gone somewhere no thread was meant to go...

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Sepherim
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#54 - 2013-06-13 14:03:59 UTC
Good to see not all amarrians hold to the old taboo against nakedness. Might be interesting, I'm currently busy elsewhere, but will try to remember to try it as soon as my duties in the frontlines allow me.

As for all the rest: eating on corpses, quafe and showers, beaches, etc... you really should all start visiting the nearest psychologist. Then again, you are capsuleers, so I guess nothing new under the stars.

Sepherim Catillah Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris Liuteneant Ex-Imperial Navy Imperator Commander
Anslo
Scope Works
#55 - 2013-06-13 14:08:04 UTC
Beaches require a shrink? Huh?

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Sepherim
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#56 - 2013-06-14 02:06:04 UTC
Yes, they have waves, sun, sand that gets everywhere, and salty water. If anyone goes to one, they clearly are masochistics.

Sepherim Catillah Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris Liuteneant Ex-Imperial Navy Imperator Commander
Kalanaja
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#57 - 2013-06-14 02:07:27 UTC
Laurienne 'Quafegirl' Cherbourg wrote:
I wonder how drinking Quafe off of someone would work. Maybe the naval? Hmm...

Seems tricky. ♥



It's really quite obvious why Quafe hired you. I think you should see about getting a functional clone. The brain in that one seems to be missing.
Kalanaja
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#58 - 2013-06-14 02:08:22 UTC
Anslo wrote:
Beaches require a shrink? Huh?



At the rate things are going these days we'll need to see shrinks every time we dock.
Katran Luftschreck
Royal Ammatar Engineering Corps
#59 - 2013-06-14 04:37:38 UTC
Laurienne 'Quafegirl' Cherbourg wrote:
I come from Caille, I'm like, used to it. ♥

It's like most nights I wake up sticky. ♥


Anatole Madullier wrote:
I'm from Caille to, but we had running water. Showers are quite nice.


If you think the sticky is from Quafe...

Then again, if anyone was going to bring Quafe into that picture...

Laruienne, poor Anatole seems kind of innocent & naive in an adorable kind of way. Maybe you could show him the wonders of some of Quafe's alternate non-dietary uses? For educational purposes, of course. Blink

http://youtu.be/t0q2F8NsYQ0
Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#60 - 2013-06-14 06:23:03 UTC
I don't get it. Why would you want to pay to go have someone eat Sushi off your naked body?

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.