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Collecting Corpses

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L4V4
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#1 - 2013-06-07 06:44:25 UTC
I want to start collecting corpses.
I have no real reason, I just want to.

I would like to collect in bulk, as in thousands.
I currently find it very inefficient to wait around to find one at a time.

Any ideas on how I might improve my harvest?
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#2 - 2013-06-07 06:46:14 UTC  |  Edited by: Cannibal Kane
Kill them...

Scoop them up.

I got a Corpse Box in my HQ Hanger with about 700 Corpses now.

or you can tell people you will by 1 for mil each.

Although I will never sell my collection.

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
#3 - 2013-06-07 07:10:33 UTC
The only way to buy by the thousands... is to buy from others that collect, but chances are they are not selling. I know I won't really unless ofc you were to pay me tons haha

Low-sec pipe systems are usually pretty good places to find them floating.

/c

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Boomhaur
#4 - 2013-06-07 08:18:58 UTC
Are you sure Chribba your corpse would probably fetch billions Lol

You don't feel attached to your life do you? I mean if you want to come back we can always clone you. I swear we will do that too if it is your wish and we won't even mess with the cloning algorithms, pinky promise. Thats how you know I am telling the truth.

Welcome to Eve. Everyone here is an Evil Sick Sadistic Bastard who is out to get you. Anyone who tells you otherwise is either trying to scam you or use you.
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#5 - 2013-06-07 08:37:07 UTC
We need a corpse packing system like a fuelblock.

Ive been saying this for literally tens of hours.

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
#6 - 2013-06-07 08:49:34 UTC
Boomhaur wrote:
Are you sure Chribba your corpse would probably fetch billions Lol

You don't feel attached to your life do you? I mean if you want to come back we can always clone you. I swear we will do that too if it is your wish and we won't even mess with the cloning algorithms, pinky promise. Thats how you know I am telling the truth.

Think the last of me sold for 1.2b and I don't really have any thought about making more of me...

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Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#7 - 2013-06-07 10:57:08 UTC
Pick them up from gates and station undocks as you meander around, busy systems like Uedema and the trade hubs are usually quite good for corpse collection.

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Praetor Meles
Black Mount Industrial
Breakpoint.
#8 - 2013-06-07 11:05:48 UTC
Ramona McCandless wrote:
We need a corpse packing system like a fuelblock.


There are two things we need.

1. The ability to dress up pretty corpses and pose them in our CQs.
2. The ability to manufacture and sell burgers. There are some ugly corpses, after all.

[insert random rubbish that irritates you personally] is further evidence that Eve is dying/thriving*

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Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#9 - 2013-06-07 11:07:14 UTC
Praetor Meles wrote:
Ramona McCandless wrote:
We need a corpse packing system like a fuelblock.


There are two things we need.

1. The ability to dress up pretty corpses and pose them in our CQs.
2. The ability to manufacture and sell burgers. There are some ugly corpses, after all.


I do these before they are corpses.

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
Himnos Altar
An Errant Venture
#10 - 2013-06-07 11:14:16 UTC
Boomhaur wrote:
Are you sure Chribba your corpse would probably fetch billions Lol

You don't feel attached to your life do you? I mean if you want to come back we can always clone you. I swear we will do that too if it is your wish and we won't even mess with the cloning algorithms, pinky promise. Thats how you know I am telling the truth.



Third Party this through Chr--wait.

Who does Chribba do third party transactions through?
Mother Drone
Transcendent Breed
#11 - 2013-06-07 11:31:28 UTC

Never thought of Chribba having such an "extraordinary" hobby ... just like me.
I grab every single stinking frozen corpse i come across. Busy low-sec and trade hubs are quite good places to enjoy this hobby. 1x Jita and back and you have 5-10, more or less, fresh corpses in your cargo.
The female corpses i like to dress like Barby and the male ones like Ken ...
Silvetica Dian
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#12 - 2013-06-07 11:36:34 UTC
The Manson Family approve of this product and/or service.

Money at its root is a form of rationing. When the richest 85 people have as much wealth as the poorest 3.5 billion (50% of humanity) it is clear where the source of poverty is. http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/jan/20/trickle-down-economics-broken-promise-richest-85
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#13 - 2013-06-07 11:46:16 UTC  |  Edited by: Ramona McCandless
http://books.google.co.uk/books?id=cM4BqO68wxEC&lpg=PA249&ots=cSLEoGwbi4&dq=corpse%20collecting&pg=PP1#v=onepage&q&f=false

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
Adela Talvanen
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#14 - 2013-06-07 12:05:51 UTC
Pilots who collect corpses are morbid.
Litair
Nleesh
#15 - 2013-06-07 12:13:02 UTC
Adela Talvanen wrote:
Pilots who collect corpses are morbid.


Indeed, they're all sick people D:
mmorpg lol
The Dark Space Initiative
Scary Wormhole People
#16 - 2013-06-07 12:21:34 UTC
People that don't collect corpses are weird.
Pepper Solette
Doomheim
#17 - 2013-06-07 12:39:38 UTC
People who collect corpses and do nothing with them are weird. You gotta get to know your corpse, experiment a little y'know?

And remember...............if you don't like the holes they already got, you can always drill new ones! Big smile

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ACE McFACE
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#18 - 2013-06-07 12:39:56 UTC
Chribba wrote:
Boomhaur wrote:
Are you sure Chribba your corpse would probably fetch billions Lol

You don't feel attached to your life do you? I mean if you want to come back we can always clone you. I swear we will do that too if it is your wish and we won't even mess with the cloning algorithms, pinky promise. Thats how you know I am telling the truth.

Think the last of me sold for 1.2b and I don't really have any thought about making more of me...

Just pod yourself tonnes of times, probably will make more ISK than that capital mining fleet of yours. Of course when people catch on to what you're doing you'll have to stop or the price will drop.

Now, more than ever, we need a dislike button.
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#19 - 2013-06-07 12:50:21 UTC
My first inspiration to farm some meat, gristle and bonewerks was when I read about the (in)famous Gallente artist Guy Bourdin.

"His first gig was doing hats for Vogue. He'd place dead flies or bees on the faces of the models, or, female head wears hat crushed between three skinned calves heads, tongues lolling.

He wanted but he couldn't paint. So he threw globs of revengeful hatred at his mobile subjects. He would systematically pull the phone cord out of the wall. He was never to be disturbed.

Disturbed. Never.

Everything and everyone died around him. One shoot focusing upon a women lying in bed was said to be a reconstruction of his estranged wife's death. Another picture has a women in a phone booth making some frantic call. Her hand is pressed whitely against the glass. Behind her and outside are two female bodies partially covered by the autumn leaves.

His dream, so he told his friends, was to do shoots in the morgue, with the stiffs as mannequins. "

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
Samillian
Angry Mustellid
#20 - 2013-06-07 12:51:00 UTC
Adela Talvanen wrote:
Pilots who collect corpses are morbid.


I disagree, I am far from morbid having a sunny and sharing (true usually ammunition but its still sharing) disposition.

In my experience there is nothing like an artfully arranged tableau of your victi.....sorry, um, contributors to brighten your hanger deck and lift your spirits as you return home.

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