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this kind of thing is probably serious

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Alex Grison
Grison Universal
#21 - 2013-06-04 10:24:44 UTC
Ramona McCandless wrote:
Alex Grison wrote:


Pain threshold is 3 quarter turns past the valemolian mangus ratio


Oh that's more than sufficient for the requirements.

To be honest, it usually works best with a fairly low one, but these days we cant be picky about our canvases, so many unsuitable ones around.


If you could pop the hair in a plain brown envelope and mark it "Care of Mr Cutter" and leave it outside your door, if you can, then I will receive it in time.


Instructions not clear enough. Now cuddling with a TV man

yes

Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#22 - 2013-06-04 10:27:11 UTC
Alex Grison wrote:
Ramona McCandless wrote:
Alex Grison wrote:


Pain threshold is 3 quarter turns past the valemolian mangus ratio


Oh that's more than sufficient for the requirements.

To be honest, it usually works best with a fairly low one, but these days we cant be picky about our canvases, so many unsuitable ones around.


If you could pop the hair in a plain brown envelope and mark it "Care of Mr Cutter" and leave it outside your door, if you can, then I will receive it in time.


Instructions not clear enough. Now cuddling with a TV man


Put the hair in the pocket of his second jacket.

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann

Alex Grison
Grison Universal
#23 - 2013-06-04 10:33:58 UTC
Ramona McCandless wrote:
Alex Grison wrote:
Ramona McCandless wrote:
Alex Grison wrote:


Pain threshold is 3 quarter turns past the valemolian mangus ratio


Oh that's more than sufficient for the requirements.

To be honest, it usually works best with a fairly low one, but these days we cant be picky about our canvases, so many unsuitable ones around.


If you could pop the hair in a plain brown envelope and mark it "Care of Mr Cutter" and leave it outside your door, if you can, then I will receive it in time.


Instructions not clear enough. Now cuddling with a TV man


Put the hair in the pocket of his second jacket.


Task completed. I dont see where this is leading

yes

Sentry 10
Escape Velocity
#24 - 2013-06-04 10:34:31 UTC
You guys are ******* weird.
Dave Stark
#25 - 2013-06-04 10:37:28 UTC
Sentry 10 wrote:
You guys are ******* weird.

join this channel and you can see alex's weirdness on display every day.
Alex Grison
Grison Universal
#26 - 2013-06-04 10:38:57 UTC
Sentry 10 wrote:
You guys are ******* weird.


would you like a blood sample?

yes

Jexis Ghan
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#27 - 2013-06-04 10:45:56 UTC
BEST POST EVER
Alex Grison
Grison Universal
#28 - 2013-06-04 11:02:36 UTC
Jexis Ghan wrote:
BEST POST EVER


Post Recieved

yes

Capt Tenguru10
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#29 - 2013-06-04 11:44:32 UTC
yet another pointless thread

http://i.imgur.com/EYX5Zi7.gif

Shawnm339
Ministry of Furious Retribution
Fraternity.
#30 - 2013-06-04 11:49:26 UTC
As a fan of not only Vic Reeves but also Monty Python I not only support but recommend this thread of awesomeness
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#31 - 2013-06-04 11:51:21 UTC
Alex Grison wrote:
Ramona McCandless wrote:
Alex Grison wrote:
Ramona McCandless wrote:
Alex Grison wrote:


Pain threshold is 3 quarter turns past the valemolian mangus ratio


Oh that's more than sufficient for the requirements.

To be honest, it usually works best with a fairly low one, but these days we cant be picky about our canvases, so many unsuitable ones around.


If you could pop the hair in a plain brown envelope and mark it "Care of Mr Cutter" and leave it outside your door, if you can, then I will receive it in time.


Instructions not clear enough. Now cuddling with a TV man


Put the hair in the pocket of his second jacket.


Task completed. I dont see where this is leading


Thats ok

It wouldnt be good for you to explain it now.




I will tell/show you when the zygote has taken, and then again when it claws feebly at the gestation tank and says its first "words".

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann

Emrys Ap'Morgravaine
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#32 - 2013-06-04 12:02:13 UTC
Whilst I applaud your efforts at genetic replication, I am something of a believer in nurture over nature and I'm concerned you may be unable to replicate Alex's charming mental state through cloning alone - can you expand your plan?

I wish to have more insanity on hand.

Thanks in advance.
I Love Boobies
All Hail Boobies
#33 - 2013-06-04 12:07:10 UTC
Dude, lay off the magic mushrooms. Or at least stay away from those ones. Had a similar experience with them once. Except the cloaking spiders were fuzzy rainbow caterpillars wearing star shaped rose colored glasses. Moral of the story... don't eat the magic mushrooms and listen to Elton John.
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#34 - 2013-06-04 12:10:00 UTC  |  Edited by: Ramona McCandless
Emrys Ap'Morgravaine wrote:
Whilst I applaud your efforts at genetic replication, I am something of a believer in nurture over nature and I'm concerned you may be unable to replicate Alex's charming mental state through cloning alone - can you expand your plan?

I wish to have more insanity on hand.

Thanks in advance.


Well to call it true replication would be both an exaggeration of my intent and inaccurate.

I have been collecting genetic material from interesting individuals for a while now, on the off chance that some of their more interesting aspects are present at the genetic level.


His interest in the blanks is fascinating, as I had a similar experience in Venal once. Silly Guristas, Trix is for Kids.


I choose both wild humans (known as The General Public) as well as my own captive breeding programme to produce canvases upon which I can explore my artistic method.


And yes, I do often use my own material too. Though its very derivative to do so and I only do that when I have no other art materials at hand.


Working with the Blood Raider Covenant and freelancing for them has paid off, but unfortunately little information comes out of Delve these days and my last attempt to contact them directly ended in a rather sticky situation concerning a Gate, my ship and several TEST weapons discharging. (Three of my works were also destroyed in the process, two of which were still alive at the time).

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann

Mocam
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#35 - 2013-06-04 12:10:24 UTC
ElQuirko
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#36 - 2013-06-04 12:19:47 UTC
What in the **** is going on?

Dodixie > Hek

Dave Stark
#37 - 2013-06-04 12:26:21 UTC
ElQuirko wrote:
What in the **** is going on?


nobody knows, but that's part of the joy of it!
ElQuirko
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#38 - 2013-06-04 12:57:32 UTC
Dave Stark wrote:
ElQuirko wrote:
What in the **** is going on?


nobody knows, but that's part of the joy of it!


Where's the exit?

Dodixie > Hek

Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#39 - 2013-06-04 12:59:29 UTC
http://i4.ytimg.com/vi/oAFAXr9_up0/mqdefault.jpg

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann

killorbekilled TBE
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#40 - 2013-06-04 13:00:21 UTC
Alex has traveled through the eve gate and returned like thisShocked

:)

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