EVE General Discussion

Hi, its me.

I refused to be disconnected from eve.

I am in jita. In my captains quarters. because I am a captain of a thing.

The cloaked spider is back. There are spiders cloaked all over the walls. They cloak and uncloak from time to time. They are just crawling around.

I hear construction noises echoing through the station. Something is happening

Every time a spider uncloaks on the wall a 5 second laugh track plays. And then smoke comes under the door. This is frightening

My ship hangar is filling up with biomass and there are laughing business men with TVs for their heads floating around on pool toys in the giant pool of biomass. The TV headed business men look at one of the other TV headed business men. and then flash static at them for a few seconds. Then they both start laughing hysterically.

Sometimes the TV men float over to a corner and get depressed because none of the others will flash him. They eventually dive head first into the biomass and short circuit themselves.

As I walk around the station I see a group of "blanks" blanks are clones that are waiting for a capsuleer to be flashed to them.

they have translucent white skin. with membranes covering their eyes and mouth. Upon seeing me they immediately wished that they had more well formed facial features. they began breaking and ripping each other's faces in attempt to get distinguishable facial features to make them each unique.

One of them saw its own bloody and broken face in a reflective bulkhead and was overcome with joy. it began running around at nearly a sprint. It kept this up until it eventually fell over a safety rail 30 feet to the deck below.

When the others saw this happen they all stopped trying to change each other's faces, sat down and held each other while whimpering. They would not move or respond to anything.

I returned to the captains quarters and I think this is serious

Hey alex, how's it going?

That was the best thing I ever read.

kind of serious probably.

oh dear. are the creatures behaving?

i'm making cheese on toast if you'd like some?

Can I get a hit of whatever you're injecting in your Bloodstream?

Bad idea. I saw a spoidal boid pod floating around earlier. If you touch your genitals around them they will get really turned on and latch onto the nearest soft object. They will stay that way for an hour or so and then emit a horrible smell and then dissolve into an intelligent liquid that will flow around the floor and turn cement hard the instant you touch it. trapping you.

don't talk like that around here, you are going to get the boid pods all riled up.

My last instillation of work was trying to convince the TV man to let me back into the captains quarters.

Pain threshold is 3 quarter turns past the valemolian mangus ratio