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[Now Open To the Public] Auever Beach
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Anslo
Scope Works
#1 - 2013-05-31 01:44:46 UTC  |  Edited by: Anslo
We have too many bars. I bought a beach...which happens to have a bar, but that's not the major selling point, for people to hang out at.

Why? I don't know. Who cares though, IT'S A BEACH.

Granted it's a beach located in Genesis so some less lawful folk might not be able to come but..eh. Simply send a transport request from anywhere within Genesis to code 412.12288.81A and a transport will bring you over.

[[Channel: Auever Beach]]

No grand opening, no fanfare. Just sun, surf, and jungle to explore. No weapons, no fights, no drama. You pull it and the nice men walking around that you didn't happen to notice until you did something not so good will be dragging you back to your shuttle. Mostly intact.

Aside from that, I really don't care what you do. Go forth, have fun, make sand castles, splash water, lounge in a rock pool, poke a coral reef, get bitten by said reef (that's a lie reefs don't bite).

Enjoy!

EDIT: Some clarification.

1) Holo projectors available at the shore and alcove bar online. Sensory input available.
2) No illicit materials (drugs, weaponry, intelligence gathering equipment, digital and biological pathogens or viruses both latent and non-latent. Weaponized implants will be monitored. Attempt to activate will be met with a max setting shock dart to the head)
3) No slaves. Just no. You show up with one, you're gone. You project one, you're banned. You try to pass them off as human cattle or some crap, same thing. Plain and simple, no.
4) I made this place as somewhere to get away from the politics and war that seem to be talked about every other damn place. The beach is open, but keep the war at the door. You raise a fuss because of politics and loyalty or drama or whatever, you'll be warned. Keep it up and you're gone.
5) Respect personal space. If someone doesn't want you poking them with a seashell or just being near them, respect it. Failure to do so will hurt.
6) Clean up after yourselves. Seriously.

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Makkal Hanaya
Revenent Defence Corperation
#2 - 2013-05-31 01:51:55 UTC
Please clarify that it is not a nude beach as people have started rumors that it is.

How are the waves?

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Anslo
Scope Works
#3 - 2013-05-31 01:52:56 UTC
NO it is not a nude beach.

The waves aren't violent. Normal waves. Standard. Otherwise coral wouldn't thrive like it does.

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Makkal Hanaya
Revenent Defence Corperation
#4 - 2013-05-31 02:03:38 UTC
That's a touch disappointing, but I'll be sure to make it out there sometimes when I'm in Empire space.

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Anslo
Scope Works
#5 - 2013-05-31 02:08:00 UTC
Makkal Hanaya wrote:
That's a touch disappointing, but I'll be sure to make it out there sometimes when I'm in Empire space.


I thought you can't do nude beaches. Not-nude doesn't mean people can't wear sheer stuff but whatever.

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Makkal Hanaya
Revenent Defence Corperation
#6 - 2013-05-31 02:32:28 UTC
I am sure that was meant to be an amusing joke, but to clarify: I'm disappointed that you have 'standard' waves.

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Fredfredbug4
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2013-05-31 04:11:46 UTC
Will security measures be in place to prevent Elder fleets from killing Amarr surfers?

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Katrina Oniseki
Oniseki-Raata Internal Watch
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#8 - 2013-05-31 05:58:12 UTC
Fredfredbug4 wrote:
Will security measures be in place to prevent Elder fleets from killing Amarr surfers?


I see what you did there.

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Halete
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#9 - 2013-05-31 07:25:28 UTC
Does this complexion seem like beach material?

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Leopold Caine
Stillwater Corporation
#10 - 2013-05-31 09:12:28 UTC
Is it a sand or rocky beach? Are there holoprojectors for a quick out-of-Genesis access? Does the beach bar have serving slaves included or we have to bring our own?
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Anslo
Scope Works
#11 - 2013-05-31 13:16:52 UTC
Leopold Caine wrote:
Is it a sand or rocky beach? Are there holoprojectors for a quick out-of-Genesis access? Does the beach bar have serving slaves included or we have to bring our own?


1) Sandy
2) Projectors for those who can't come in person due to legal status or distance. Limited to the shore and alcove bar. No projectors within the jungle or the paths leading to it.
3) Bring slaves and get banned. This isn't a criminal bar. Don't smoke something weird or drink something red oddly smelling of copper or flaunt around slaves or I'll toss you out.

And Halete...what if I said yes?...

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Halete
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#12 - 2013-05-31 13:18:19 UTC
Anslo wrote:

And Halete...what if I said yes?...


Then I'd know that you were hitting on me and have to destroy you.

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Anatole Madullier
Alexylva Paradox
#13 - 2013-05-31 13:20:43 UTC
Halete wrote:


Then I'd know that you were hitting on me and have to destroy you.


Whoa! Feisty!

Ah even if it is not a nude beach! I will make sure to come along. Looking forward to it.

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Anslo
Scope Works
#14 - 2013-05-31 13:33:41 UTC
Halete wrote:
Anslo wrote:

And Halete...what if I said yes?...


Then I'd know that you were hitting on me and have to destroy you.


Comment redacted?

No really, people paler than you came and they were fine and dandy. But your choice.

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Denak Calamari
Incorruptibles
#15 - 2013-05-31 13:38:06 UTC
I've always wanted to give surfing a try, though it will probably involve a lot of flailing and splashing interrupted by the occasional bouts of drowning.
Anslo
Scope Works
#16 - 2013-05-31 13:39:30 UTC
Denak Calamari wrote:
I've always wanted to give surfing a try, though it will probably involve a lot of flailing and splashing interrupted by the occasional bouts of drowning.


Can most people not swim?...it never occurred to me. I'll uh...have to get some people to prevent others from drowning.

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Che Biko
Alexylva Paradox
#17 - 2013-05-31 14:02:53 UTC
Anslo wrote:
[..]jungle to explore. [..] Don't smoke something weird [..]
Awh, come on, that's how I "explore" a jungle.Lol
Anyway, I think the beach and jungle may be large enough to go about one's business without disturbing anyone?Blink

I'll drop by regardless some time.Cool If I can find it that is. Genesis is a big place, care to be more specific with the location?

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Anslo
Scope Works
#18 - 2013-05-31 14:04:58 UTC
Che Biko wrote:
Anslo wrote:
[..]jungle to explore. [..] Don't smoke something weird [..]
Awh, come on, that's how I "explore" a jungle.Lol
Anyway, I think the beach and jungle may be large enough to go about one's business without disturbing anyone?Blink

I'll drop by regardless some time.Cool If I can find it that is. Genesis is a big place, care to be more specific with the location?



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Granted it's a beach located in Genesis so some less lawful folk might not be able to come but..eh. Simply send a transport request from anywhere within Genesis to code 412.12288.81A and a transport will bring you over.


I don't want to advertise the exact location.

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Kithrus
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#19 - 2013-05-31 14:08:16 UTC
I honestly have to say a beach (in and of itself mind) is the one thing everyone can agree on is plesent.

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Halete
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#20 - 2013-05-31 14:13:04 UTC
Anslo wrote:

No really, people paler than you came and they were fine and dandy. But your choice.


What were Jove doing on your beach?

"To know the true path, but yet, to never follow it. That is possibly the gravest sin" - The Scriptures, Book of Missions 13:21
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