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Stalking Mantis
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#21 - 2013-05-28 17:41:26 UTC
ALSO ONE VERY IMPORTANT THING:

13-If you see chatgris or princess nexalla burning away from you in a drake doing 2500+ m/s do everything you can to tackle it. There is no way that can go wrong

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Princess Nexxala
Zero Syndicate
#22 - 2013-05-28 17:42:59 UTC
Stalking Mantis wrote:
ALSO ONE VERY IMPORTANT THING:

13-If you see chatgris or princess nexalla burning away from you in a drake doing 2500+ m/s do everything you can to tackle it. There is no way that can go wrong



Ah the good ole days of nano drake epicness Lol

nom nom
chatgris
Quantum Cats Syndicate
Of Essence
#23 - 2013-05-28 19:02:36 UTC
Princess Nexxala wrote:
Stalking Mantis wrote:
ALSO ONE VERY IMPORTANT THING:

13-If you see chatgris or princess nexalla burning away from you in a drake doing 2500+ m/s do everything you can to tackle it. There is no way that can go wrong



Ah the good ole days of nano drake epicness Lol


This same rule still applies to coercers.
IbanezLaney
The Church of Awesome
#24 - 2013-05-28 21:49:22 UTC
Shadow Adanza wrote:
Sean Parisi wrote:
Say that too the burning wrecks on the Ichoriya Nenn gate broskie.

Ichoriya has a gate to Nenn now?



Sean is kinda 'special'.

https://soundcloud.com/ibanezlaney
IbanezLaney
The Church of Awesome
#25 - 2013-05-28 21:55:11 UTC  |  Edited by: IbanezLaney
Juan Rayo wrote:
Stalking Mantis wrote:
1-Ask for access to intel channels

2-Never report any intel OR ask for details of any intel reported like you're going to do something about it and never do

3-Never follow fleet doctrine or bring a ship that compliments any fleet formed

4-Ask Constantly if the low-sec gate from your highsec base is 'clear'?

5-Can I bring my drake?

6-Wardec other Caldari corps for silly things like plexing in your system or salvaging the elite wreck you said you wanted to salvage

7-Report valid intel while in a fleet of 30 like 'I am going to die', '50 wartargets in ******* (Whatever system is 20 jumps from fleet)

8-NEVER FOLLOW PRIMARY CAUSE ONE OF THE WARTAGETS WILL DIE MAYBE AND BY GOLLY YOU WILL BE ON THAT KILLMAIL

9-Warp Off as soon as primaries are being called

10-Report war targets that are in Jita

11-Screw you guys i'm making my own intel channel

12-Lose everything you own while flying an orca through highsec on your Caldari FW toon

I have many more but that is what comes to mind to me now about how to Caldari....Big smile


To be honest almost all of these are true for Gallente as well.
"FC what do you need"
"armor cruisers and logi"
"roger" <----- shows up in caracal.

And don´t even get me started on the people who insist on living in perma-camped fdu station in Villore...






Note to self:
Don't give spy alts ships from main hanger.

https://soundcloud.com/ibanezlaney
Sean Parisi
Blackrise Vanguard
#26 - 2013-05-28 22:01:00 UTC
IbanezLaney wrote:
Shadow Adanza wrote:
Sean Parisi wrote:
Say that too the burning wrecks on the Ichoriya Nenn gate broskie.

Ichoriya has a gate to Nenn now?



Sean is kinda 'special'.


Stop giving out free intel!
Combatevolved
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#27 - 2013-05-28 22:06:44 UTC
Wow I do everything in this thread. I am a true Caldari!
Taoist Dragon
Okata Syndicate
#28 - 2013-05-28 22:08:05 UTC
Combatevolved wrote:
Wow I do everything in this thread. I am a true Caldari!


Nope.

To be a true caldari you have to say you do everything in this thread but in reality don't do anything but ship spin and what youtube!

That is the Way, the Tao.

Balance is everything.
Combatevolved
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#29 - 2013-05-28 22:11:21 UTC
Taoist Dragon wrote:
Combatevolved wrote:
Wow I do everything in this thread. I am a true Caldari!


Nope.

To be a true caldari you have to say you do everything in this thread but in reality don't do anything but ship spin and what youtube!


I do that too! I should lead Caldari and show them what it truly means to be Caldari!
Taoist Dragon
Okata Syndicate
#30 - 2013-05-28 22:13:30 UTC
Combatevolved wrote:
Taoist Dragon wrote:
Combatevolved wrote:
Wow I do everything in this thread. I am a true Caldari!


Nope.

To be a true caldari you have to say you do everything in this thread but in reality don't do anything but ship spin and what youtube!


I do that too! I should lead Caldari and show them what it truly means to be Caldari!


All Hail CE. The true leader of the Caldari State!


I still won't do anything you tell me though!Twisted

That is the Way, the Tao.

Balance is everything.
Super Chair
Project Cerberus
Templis CALSF
#31 - 2013-05-28 22:39:43 UTC
Combatevolved wrote:
Taoist Dragon wrote:
Combatevolved wrote:
Wow I do everything in this thread. I am a true Caldari!


Nope.

To be a true caldari you have to say you do everything in this thread but in reality don't do anything but ship spin and what youtube!


I do that too! I should lead Caldari and show them what it truly means to be Caldari!





megalomania in 3...2...1... Big smile
Juan Rayo
Justified Chaos
#32 - 2013-05-28 23:26:13 UTC
Wait.
Wait, wait.
This here thread has way too many happy faces. Aren´t we supposed to like, hate each other and talk crap to each other and go all "serious business" and ****?

Here, I´ll start:

Most people in Gallente including myself well and truly suck

::doingitwrong::

Also: Evil
Taoist Dragon
Okata Syndicate
#33 - 2013-05-29 00:14:17 UTC

Well I did fit up my first caldari frig in about 6 months last night.

Armour merlin!! **** with racial stereotypes!!

That is the Way, the Tao.

Balance is everything.
Combatevolved
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#34 - 2013-05-29 00:53:07 UTC
Juan Rayo wrote:
Wait.
Wait, wait.
This here thread has way too many happy faces. Aren´t we supposed to like, hate each other and talk crap to each other and go all "serious business" and ****?

Here, I´ll start:

Most people in Gallente including myself well and truly suck

::doingitwrong::

Also: Evil


The great leader of Caldari hates QCATS and JUSTK. We will not fight, only run and troll local about being blobbed. Eventually you will bow before us by becoming bored to death!

So shall it be written.
Shadow Adanza
Gold Crest Salvage
#35 - 2013-05-29 01:59:41 UTC
Combatevolved wrote:
Juan Rayo wrote:
Wait.
Wait, wait.
This here thread has way too many happy faces. Aren´t we supposed to like, hate each other and talk crap to each other and go all "serious business" and ****?

Here, I´ll start:

Most people in Gallente including myself well and truly suck

::doingitwrong::

Also: Evil


The great leader of Caldari hates QCATS and JUSTK. We will not fight, only run and troll local about being blobbed. Eventually you will bow before us by becoming bored to death!

So shall it be written.

... but we have catnip!

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
IbanezLaney
The Church of Awesome
#36 - 2013-05-29 03:17:11 UTC
Combatevolved wrote:
Juan Rayo wrote:
Wait.
Wait, wait.
This here thread has way too many happy faces. Aren´t we supposed to like, hate each other and talk crap to each other and go all "serious business" and ****?

Here, I´ll start:

Most people in Gallente including myself well and truly suck

::doingitwrong::

Also: Evil


The great but lazy and amazingly good looking leader of Caldari hates QCATS and JUSTK. We will not fight, only run and troll local about being blobbed. Eventually you will bow before us by becoming bored to death!

So shall it be written.



I like them.

Dunno where you got that I hate them from.

Big smile

https://soundcloud.com/ibanezlaney
Shadows End
Blue Canary
Watch This
#37 - 2013-05-29 13:10:19 UTC  |  Edited by: Shadows End
hi

Formerly known as Masta Killa
Andre Vauban
Federal Defense Union
Gallente Federation
#38 - 2013-05-29 13:26:19 UTC
Juan Rayo wrote:
Wait.
Wait, wait.
This here thread has way too many happy faces. Aren´t we supposed to like, hate each other and talk crap to each other and go all "serious business" and ****?

Here, I´ll start:

Most people in Gallente including myself well and truly suck

::doingitwrong::

Also: Evil



That's the last draw Mr Rayo. "suck" on this!

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Sent: 2013.05.29 13:22

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Within 24 hours fighting can legally occur between those involved.

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Juan Rayo
Justified Chaos
#39 - 2013-05-29 15:20:52 UTC
Bring it on!!!

Everyone: have your caracals ready for our fc will surely call for armor cruisers. Make sure to report for the 10x69 time that "Fdu station in villore seems to be camped".

Also, if you lose a ship in Nisuwa dont even ask: it's ok to go reship at Dodixie, fleet will just wait for you.
Sean Parisi
Blackrise Vanguard
#40 - 2013-05-29 18:08:58 UTC
Guys, stahp!! If you blow each other up, then who will we have to shoot? You are tearing this circle of friendship apart Sad
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