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Interstellar Intrigue Relaunches!

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Caellach Marellus
Stormcrows
#61 - 2013-05-30 05:25:09 UTC
Mitara Newelle wrote:
Thankfully the Empire has blocked the sale of most of this trash.

Oh, and I believe you will be receiving a visit from yet more lawyers.


They'll fund the legal campaign on a book with you in it, probably something about finding love in the arms of strong yet sensitive Brutor male.

It's best to not encourage them.

When your gut instincts tell you something is wrong, trust them. When your heart tells you something is right, ignore it, check with your brain first. Accept nothing, challenge everything.

Nick Bete
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#62 - 2013-05-30 05:55:39 UTC
Caellach Marellus wrote:

They'll fund the legal campaign on a book with you in it, probably something about finding love in the arms of strong yet sensitive Brutor male.

It's best to not encourage them.



Audiences can suspend their disbelief only so far. No one would believe that any sighted male would want anything romantically to do with an Amarrian hag like Newelle.
Aldrith Shutaq
PIE Inc.
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
#63 - 2013-05-30 06:28:00 UTC
Nick Bete wrote:

Audiences can suspend their disbelief only so far. No one would believe that any sighted male would want anything romantically to do with an Amarrian hag like Newelle.


Well, looks like I have another mark for honor killing.

Aldrith Ter'neth Shutaq Newelle

Fleet Captain of the Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris

Divine Commodore of the 24th Imperial Crusade

Lord Consort of Lady Mitara Newelle, Champion of House Sarum and Holder of Damnidios Para'nashu

Tiberious Thessalonia
True Slave Foundations
#64 - 2013-05-30 06:29:48 UTC
Nick Bete wrote:
Caellach Marellus wrote:

They'll fund the legal campaign on a book with you in it, probably something about finding love in the arms of strong yet sensitive Brutor male.

It's best to not encourage them.



Audiences can suspend their disbelief only so far. No one would believe that any sighted male would want anything romantically to do with an Amarrian hag like Newelle.


Mitara Newelle. A Hag.

Are you sure you're not the one who's blind, here?
Caellach Marellus
Stormcrows
#65 - 2013-05-30 17:38:51 UTC
Nick Bete wrote:
Caellach Marellus wrote:

They'll fund the legal campaign on a book with you in it, probably something about finding love in the arms of strong yet sensitive Brutor male.

It's best to not encourage them.



Audiences can suspend their disbelief only so far. No one would believe that any sighted male would want anything romantically to do with an Amarrian hag like Newelle.


Yes but everyone knows your taste in women is poor. You don't woo them you just harass them.


With all respect to Aldrith and Mitara, given the right circumstances, I totally would.

When your gut instincts tell you something is wrong, trust them. When your heart tells you something is right, ignore it, check with your brain first. Accept nothing, challenge everything.

Zsaryna Adrelana
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#66 - 2013-05-30 17:50:06 UTC
Nick Bete wrote:
Caellach Marellus wrote:

They'll fund the legal campaign on a book with you in it, probably something about finding love in the arms of strong yet sensitive Brutor male.

It's best to not encourage them.



Audiences can suspend their disbelief only so far. No one would believe that any sighted male would want anything romantically to do with an Amarrian hag like Newelle.



Oh dear.
Now you're for it. If you start running say, now ish, you might make it to wormhole space before he finds you and does some rather dreadful things involving your intestines and a couple of turbines, if he's in a good mood.

I do this for many reasons. I do it because I believe it is right. I do it because I will profit by it. These all consolidate into one reason: I do it because I can.

Lyn Farel
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#67 - 2013-05-30 20:16:25 UTC
Caellach Marellus wrote:


It's best to not encourage them.


Why were you doing it then ? : (
Caellach Marellus
Stormcrows
#68 - 2013-05-30 20:46:39 UTC
Lyn Farel wrote:
Caellach Marellus wrote:


It's best to not encourage them.


Why were you doing it then ? : (


Because a book about Mitara finding love in the arms of a Brutor would be f'#king hilarious to read.

When your gut instincts tell you something is wrong, trust them. When your heart tells you something is right, ignore it, check with your brain first. Accept nothing, challenge everything.

Steffanie Saissore
Tyrathlion Interstellar
#69 - 2013-05-30 22:36:44 UTC
Repentence Tyrathlion wrote:
Caellach Marellus wrote:
Lyn Farel wrote:
Caellach Marellus wrote:
Excellent, more novels for the collection and I dodge the bullet once again and avoid being in any of them.


I am not sure that screaming it here is the best way to continue dodging it... It might give people ideas.


Psht, how bad can it be?

I mean when I sat there and asked myself that same question, I came to the horrific thought of someone being in a love triangle with Laerise Fierach and Lord Vaari. But that's horror, not romantic fiction, so it doesn't count thankfully.


Oh, but my dear Cael, they've started a horror line. That was the label of mine.

I can see it already. A dreadful tale of brainwashing and sinister obsession, as the brave Caellach must fight against the wiles of his new master and mistress, to free his mind and body from slavery...

...but when it comes to it, does he really want to?


Brainwashing and sinister obsessions? Hmm...something titillating about that.

We travel in the dark of the new moon,

A starry highway traced on the map of the sky

Steffanie Saissore
Tyrathlion Interstellar
#70 - 2013-05-30 22:41:38 UTC
Repentence Tyrathlion wrote:
Lyn Farel wrote:
Drop the cyanide.

Sidenote: you have very twisted plot ideas.


Warning: product of a disturbed mind. Side effects may include bemusement, confusion, horror, insomnia, and a desire for convenient amnesia. Consult your physician to see if Reppy's Imagination is right for you. In the event of contracting laughter from this product, consider applying for twisted status yourself.


I must admit, though it seems twisted, the idea has quite a lot of potential. Suppose that would make me somewhat twisted in turn?

We travel in the dark of the new moon,

A starry highway traced on the map of the sky