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there is a cloaked spider on my wall
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Felicity Love
Doomheim
#81 - 2013-05-23 20:23:06 UTC
Okay, okay... I confess.

I am the spider... ku-ku-ka-choo.

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KuroVolt
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#82 - 2013-05-23 20:23:45 UTC
To everyone thinking *its just a little spider.*

Wait until OP drops his guard, spider lights a cyno and all of a sudden 10 tigers jump into the room.


Think about it.

BoBwins Law: As a discussion/war between two large nullsec entities grows longer, the probability of one comparing the other to BoB aproaches near certainty.
Hayz Hayward
Flying Twice Technologies
#83 - 2013-05-23 20:24:31 UTC
Rhivre wrote:
Having consulted various textbooks and peer reviewed journals, it is my solemn duty to warn you that it is not the Arachnis cloaking device you should be concerned about, it is the extreme OP range on the stasis webifier.

Not only does it have a range of 500mm, thereby making it employable for off grid webbing, it also has the following terrifying modifications:

Passive targeting ability, no yellow box to alert you!
Extended area of effect, so capable of affecting multiple targets at once.
Finally, and most terrifying of all, this is anchorable, meaning that, you could be there, happily approaching the door, ready to jump to safety, when suddenly, at 78cm from the door, you run into the web.

2nd finally: This is deployed using stealth technology, so you will not realise it is there until it is too late.


Consultation with learned colleagues of mine has led to the following recommendations:

Retreat to the duvet and remain under cover
We will send RnK in to cleanse the area shortly
DO NOT undock from the duvet until the all clear is given



I laughed so hard at this!

WARNING: this post is filled with cerebral dissentry
Sergeant Acht Scultz
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#84 - 2013-05-23 20:27:11 UTC
Alex Grison wrote:
ok this is serious. tonight its 2:23 in the morning and I am tired. I start seeing things as usual. There is a slightly darker spot on the wall. and every day at about 1 in the morning it starts to look like spider. And I hate spider.

I have discovered that there is a very real and cloaked spider on my wall. I suspect that spider is using an acrachnis modified cloaking device.

what do i do.



Stop getting too much drunk or too much high.

Get some sleep, have a good breakfast, get out of that dirty space you're living for weeks now, go shopping a bit, have a drink with friends, meet a nice lady and have some fun for real.

You'll see, things will go better then.

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Alex Grison
Grison Universal
#85 - 2013-05-23 20:38:52 UTC
Sergeant Acht Scultz wrote:
Alex Grison wrote:
ok this is serious. tonight its 2:23 in the morning and I am tired. I start seeing things as usual. There is a slightly darker spot on the wall. and every day at about 1 in the morning it starts to look like spider. And I hate spider.

I have discovered that there is a very real and cloaked spider on my wall. I suspect that spider is using an acrachnis modified cloaking device.

what do i do.



Stop getting too much drunk or too much high.

Get some sleep, have a good breakfast, get out of that dirty space you're living for weeks now, go shopping a bit, have a drink with friends, meet a nice lady and have some fun for real.

You'll see, things will go better then.


Instructions not clear enough. Cannot see anything.

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KuroVolt
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#86 - 2013-05-23 20:38:57 UTC
Sergeant Acht Scultz wrote:
Alex Grison wrote:
ok this is serious. tonight its 2:23 in the morning and I am tired. I start seeing things as usual. There is a slightly darker spot on the wall. and every day at about 1 in the morning it starts to look like spider. And I hate spider.

I have discovered that there is a very real and cloaked spider on my wall. I suspect that spider is using an acrachnis modified cloaking device.

what do i do.



Stop getting too much drunk or too much high.

Get some sleep, have a good breakfast, get out of that dirty space you're living for weeks now, go shopping a bit, have a drink with friends, meet a nice lady and have some fun for real.

You'll see, things will go better then.


I dont see how that is going to help him with the spider.

If anything it would give the spider time to set up a tra-.....wait a minute....YOU -ARE- THE SPIDER, ARENT YOU?!

BoBwins Law: As a discussion/war between two large nullsec entities grows longer, the probability of one comparing the other to BoB aproaches near certainty.
Alex Grison
Grison Universal
#87 - 2013-05-24 04:09:39 UTC
KuroVolt wrote:
Sergeant Acht Scultz wrote:
Alex Grison wrote:
ok this is serious. tonight its 2:23 in the morning and I am tired. I start seeing things as usual. There is a slightly darker spot on the wall. and every day at about 1 in the morning it starts to look like spider. And I hate spider.

I have discovered that there is a very real and cloaked spider on my wall. I suspect that spider is using an acrachnis modified cloaking device.

what do i do.



Stop getting too much drunk or too much high.

Get some sleep, have a good breakfast, get out of that dirty space you're living for weeks now, go shopping a bit, have a drink with friends, meet a nice lady and have some fun for real.

You'll see, things will go better then.


I dont see how that is going to help him with the spider.

If anything it would give the spider time to set up a tra-.....wait a minute....YOU -ARE- THE SPIDER, ARENT YOU?!


FUUUUUUUUUUUUU

yes
Malak Dawnfire
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#88 - 2013-05-24 18:22:29 UTC
This thread makes me happy.
Toriessian
Helion Production Labs
Independent Operators Consortium
#89 - 2013-05-24 19:56:21 UTC
Cloaky spiders are a problem and there is clearly only one solution. You'll have to take a page from the Dusties and have a friendly capsuleer nuke your house from orbit and level everything.

Its the only way to be sure.

Every day I'm wafflin!
Rhivre
TarNec
Invisible Exchequer
#90 - 2013-05-25 01:43:12 UTC
Toriessian wrote:
Cloaky spiders are a problem and there is clearly only one solution. You'll have to take a page from the Dusties and have a friendly capsuleer nuke your house from orbit and level everything.

Its the only way to be sure.



I am not sure that is a good idea to put in Alexs head

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Iceni
Doomheim
#91 - 2013-05-25 10:08:49 UTC
Alex Grison wrote:
ok this is serious. tonight its 2:23 in the morning and I am tired. I start seeing things as usual. There is a slightly darker spot on the wall. and every day at about 1 in the morning it starts to look like spider. And I hate spider.

I have discovered that there is a very real and cloaked spider on my wall. I suspect that spider is using an acrachnis modified cloaking device.

what do i do.


Funny, exactly the same thing happened to me last week. I blamed it on a combination of hi-sec mining while watching Arachnophobia on blu-ray and drinking too much Glenmorangie all at the same time.

My CQ door will open - Soon™