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Arden Elenduil
Unlimited Bear Works
#1 - 2013-05-18 14:21:31 UTC
Need someone taken out? Want to have someone lose his precious ship and cry over it? Need a recording over teamspeak about how much of a bastard I am?

My services are now for hire.
Mentlegen Extraordinaire Arden, at your service
Contact me for details via Evemail
Kristoffon Ellecon
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2013-05-18 14:46:08 UTC
At one time this dude had the top solo kill in eve-kill, it was a 7 or 8bil machariel he awoxed. I was jelly. So he's pretty good, hire him.
Clantyn
Ajo Heavy Industries
#3 - 2013-05-18 14:54:31 UTC
One of the sickest pilots I have flown with. If you are red to him, chances are you are looking at your wreck or waking up from the clone vat. His targets die and continue to die. Have a target? Let Arden kill it. You won't be disappointed.
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#4 - 2013-05-18 14:57:39 UTC  |  Edited by: Cannibal Kane
Arden gets a thumbs up from me.

If you want somebody to cry use him.

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Psychotic Monk
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#5 - 2013-05-18 17:46:26 UTC
Arden is pretty cool dude. He kills bads and doesn't afraid of anything.

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Fawn Tailor
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#6 - 2013-05-18 23:38:36 UTC
Arden scares me. A lot.

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xxBLACK SKULLxx 929
NEW ORDER DEATH DEALERS
#7 - 2013-05-18 23:47:57 UTC
Arden Elenduil is such a badass. Once after a gank he almost PODed me for chirst sakes.................................!!!!!




Much Love Bro

This GUY is LEGIT


Black
929

Psychotic Monk for CSM!  If it flys it dies.
Slutvana Khorkina
Bad Touches
#8 - 2013-05-19 01:10:05 UTC
Do you see this?
Do you know who this is?
This is Arden Elenduil.
It is motherhumping Arden Elenduil.

When you see Mr. Elenduil, do you know what you do?
You stand still.
You chill out
and hope he doesn't
put you on his list of crap
he wants to mess up today

You stand right there
and wait for him to finish his business
and move on with his rampage
and then you go the frick home.

PiratePiratePiratePiratePiratePiratePirate

"Imagine the kind of stories people would read about EVE if the carebears got their wish. 'In EVE Online, some people mined. They arranged their mining lasers, and then they did something else for several minutes. Sign up for your free 14 day trial now!'" -- James 315
Cable Udan
Mea Culpa.
Shadow Cartel
#9 - 2013-05-19 16:23:30 UTC
Some say he wrestles bears blindfolded and that he sleeps upside down like a bat.

All we know, is that he's called Arden Elenduil.
Lady Areola Fappington
#10 - 2013-05-20 08:40:14 UTC
Arden is a gentleman, a scholar, and EXTREMELY good at making internet spaceships explode.

Dude can have a discussion about French Enlightenment Philosophers on TS while organizing a 25 man fleet at the same time.

You won't regret hiring him to perform various shenanigans on your enemies.

7.2 CAN I AVOID PVP COMPLETELY? No; there are no systems or locations in New Eden where PvP may be completely avoided. --Eve New Player Guide
Brink Albosa
Black Rebel Rifter Club
The Devil's Tattoo
#11 - 2013-05-20 13:00:34 UTC
This guy knows his stuff.

+1
Arden Elenduil
Unlimited Bear Works
#12 - 2013-05-27 16:57:11 UTC
bump
Small Beer
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#13 - 2013-05-27 16:58:14 UTC
Fast, efficient service with an evil grin, thoroughly recommended.