Crime & Punishment

Yeah these guys were terrible, and ECM actually ruined what would have been a really good fight. I still won in my book, but what the BB pilot isn't telling you is that I had a second vaga in hull but he saved the day by jamming me before I could finish him. Probably would have got out after I killed the vaga too but whatever. Came back in a phoon and burnt my guns on a mael in hull (it was really strange my torps went from 70% or about 2 ticks of red left to fully burnt in one cycle)

Warning Warning.

DO NOT JOIN THIS CORP / ALLIANCE

Raining Doom / Dirkistan


If you enjoy being raged at cursed at and belittled join this corp

If you enjoy a FC making a stupid call and asking everyone else to join in on his death join this corp

If you enjoy corp mates jamming you during combat join this corp

If you enjoy flying with an FC (Captin Dirka) that doesn't understand how each sec system works join this corp

If you want to fly with an FC (captin Dirka) that doesn't understand how ships work join this corp


Dont join this corp. Captin Dirka who is in charge of the "recruitment corp" is willing to put other pilots ships in place of his own to save himself. He expects pilots to do the impossible (instapop)

If you are curious if this is a simple emo rage I will tell you the story of a ******** fc.

Once upon a time on a roam from N5Y we were sitting on a gate and NC rolled up and blobed the gate. I was flying a blackbird along with two other mates one flying a falcon the other a griffin. The falcon pilot joyfully jammed two of OUR OWN ships while chaos broke out. Needless to say the fleet was crushed.

Remaining fleet moved/reshipped in taisy (a lowsec) system.

While sitting on station, in a blackbird still, a neut drake decides to play around and yellowbox me. I docked and then undocked to be safe. Well our glorius FC in a vaga decides to agress the drake. He goes GCC and if you know what lowsec does then the you know guns fire at you.

FC calls out hes AGRESSED, uh yeah ****** he can shoot back if he likes without the guns shooting him and in lowsec it means pretty much crap.

With 8 other fleetmates on the station they agress...all go gcc ...derp.

And the FC is yelling at me to jam the drake, on station, in a blackbird....

Comms are nuts and Im yelling so what hes agressed hes not gcc ill die on the station if i jam.

Needless to say our glouriously ******** fc (and your future ******** fc if your dumb enough to join this corp) losses his 200m vaga, with 8 corpmates alreayd shooting at the drake.

I try getting off a jam on the drake but immediately station guns make me have to get out before i can even cycle my second jammer.

I made it out with 25% structure not even being able to activate 3 modules........


1st lesson you dont ask a blackbird to go gcc on a station or a gate...it doesnt work. You mind as well tell him to self destruct, he'll last longer... 2nd lesson if you cant kill a drake with 8 other mates without ecm support without dying YOURE FAIL

So FC decides to boot, ban and kick me from corp/ts

Dirka, you're a ****** that doesnt know how to fight in lowsec. Dont try.

Kill mail for lols:

Drake

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=14459236

Dead Vaga (cpt ******)

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=14459235

This basically. My comment about not risking a 5 mil isk ship to save a 200mil isk ship was due to the fact that I found his superiority complex to be annoying.

what would you do for a Klondike bar? I