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Extension of downtime, May 17th

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Dreus Vihane
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#241 - 2013-05-17 12:34:40 UTC
195 sec! Yeah right
Tiberius Vader
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#242 - 2013-05-17 12:34:47 UTC
Matthew97
#243 - 2013-05-17 12:34:52 UTC
Kameron Risalo wrote:
CCP Gargant wrote:
Due to start-up issues, downtime on May 17th is extended until 12:30 UTC.

We apologize for the inconvenience this causes.

Further updates to the situation will be posted here.

UPDATE 11:45 UTC: A further downtime extension until 12:00 UTC is needed while we sort out these difficulties. We apologize once again for the inconvenience.

UPDATE 12:00 UTC: It seems that Iceland's advancement into the Eurovision grand finals has put the cluster into an absolutely unmanageable state. While we try to get the hamsters into line, we must extend downtime by a further 30 minutes. Our sincerest apologies for this situation, we want this to go smooth as much as you guys.



OK, all you people winging like bitches out there, seriously!! harden the fk up guys!
CCP would have to be the ONLY MMO provider i know of in EXISTANCE, that actually work to Fix problems IN REAL TIME!

You name 1 other company that give you on the fly updates as to what is going on ... go on i dare you ...
Stop being so damn selfish, we just got a damn gift from CCP, they didnt have to, but they gave us one anyways!!

-- End Rant --


Y u so serious?
Cassini Valentine
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#244 - 2013-05-17 12:35:01 UTC
Count Chamberlain wrote:
Immaga wrote:
I'll put the kettle on. Who wants what?


Tea please..Milk and two sugars. :)


COFFEEHHH *black*
Crysantos Callahan
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#245 - 2013-05-17 12:35:03 UTC
Can I haz present?
Thorn Galen
Bene Gesserit ChapterHouse
The Curatores Veritatis Auxiliary
#246 - 2013-05-17 12:35:15 UTC
SERVERS ARE UP !!!



No, I swear they are, in an alternate-parallel universe, EVE is up and running!

COO - Bene Gesserit Chapterhouse  CEO - Sanctuary Pact Alliance
Stacey Hurst
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#247 - 2013-05-17 12:35:24 UTC
Elepherious wrote:
Immaga wrote:
I'll put the kettle on. Who wants what?


Earl Grey HOT.


Make it so number 1
XiSiS ZiN
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#248 - 2013-05-17 12:35:26 UTC
Dunno what more I can do from my end guys...

I've already thrown my keyboard at the cat, googled "OMFG! THE SERVERS ARE DOWN AND MY MEDS ARE WEARING OFF!!!", phoned me mum and threatened to stop loving her if she didn't make it all better (and that ALWAYS works!)....

I even gave the launcher my most obnoxious Stink Eye for nearly 4 minutes straight!! I mean I was REALLY stankin it up....

Severs prolly never gonna work again...
KnightHawk cosmos
One Legged Space Chickens
Electronic Control Monkeys
#249 - 2013-05-17 12:35:27 UTC
Someone stuck a carbon unit in the main frame and it went ape nuts I betTwisted
ainda cedo
Murderous Inc
Me Hearties
#250 - 2013-05-17 12:35:32 UTC
Nefer tite wrote:
Shocked Instead of cry about things who actually can happend, do something good with the downtime.

1: clean up the computertable and dust the screens trow away all empty joltcolas and that week old pizzaslize maybe?Roll


where do i get those boobs... i need'em... who's the surgeon?
Roll
boernl
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#251 - 2013-05-17 12:35:38 UTC
i still BLAIM TEST !!!!!!!!



also for the fact i can maximal have 5 quotes in 1 post :-=(
VonSpaky
Guardians of the Gate
RAZOR Alliance
#252 - 2013-05-17 12:35:38 UTC
I wants free stuffs....
ManOfRock
MTCIFTPOH
#253 - 2013-05-17 12:35:39 UTC
3 min until start up
Wertik Stronghammer
Drunken Ape Mining and Industrial Technologies
#254 - 2013-05-17 12:35:42 UTC
Well now. Isn't this a pickle. Okay guys. Remember this. Be in the right place, at the right time, with the right attitude and the right equipment, ready to concentrate and you might figure out that you have to pay the freaking internet bill. I could loan you some iskies to pay it but then converting iskies to real money is a violation of the EULA. Lol
Lord Zeuus
Shadow State
Goonswarm Federation
#255 - 2013-05-17 12:35:44 UTC
It's hamster abuse and I'm reporting them
Sarge Bishop
OpSec.
Wrong Hole.
#256 - 2013-05-17 12:35:57 UTC
Ok..five minutes past the dead line....First thing first...Flip the big switch then all the little switches...look for green lights...Ugh
Brink Albosa
Black Rebel Rifter Club
The Devil's Tattoo
#257 - 2013-05-17 12:36:05 UTC
Ahh I'm staying awake so I can jump to my learning clone till next weekend! I need my beauty sleep! Twisted
Tesetta
Industrial Reaction
#258 - 2013-05-17 12:36:07 UTC
CCP Gargant wrote:
Due to start-up issues, downtime on May 17th is extended until 13:00 UTC.

We apologize for the inconvenience this causes.

Further updates to the situation will be posted here.

UPDATE 11:45 UTC: A further downtime extension until 12:00 UTC is needed while we sort out these difficulties. We apologize once again for the inconvenience.

UPDATE 12:00 UTC: It seems that Iceland's advancement into the Eurovision grand finals has put the cluster into an absolutely unmanageable state. While we try to get the hamsters into line, we must extend downtime by a further 30 minutes. Our sincerest apologies for this situation, we want this to go smooth as much as you guys.

UPDATE 12:30 UTC: TQ is still having issues with starting after downtime. A further extension of 30 minutes is required while we get to the bottom of what is going on, meaning 13:00 UTC. Thank you for the patience you guys have shown so far during this unexpected downtime extension.


Looks like they have lost the hamsters...
CCP Gargant
C C P
C C P Alliance
#259 - 2013-05-17 12:36:08 UTC
Iroh Mishi wrote:
Sidrat Flush wrote:
Iroh Mishi wrote:
So...this is what crashed the server?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGFlO2czMaA


Wow.

You can't get more wholesomely weepy for Eurovision song contest can you?

Would anyone care to provide a translation.



http://www.eurovision.tv/event/lyrics?event=1793&song=29633&type=English

Eurovision Song Contest 2013 Semi-Final (2)
Iceland (RÚV)
Performer: Eythor Ingi
Song title: Ég Á Líf
Song writer(s): Örlygur Smári & Pétur Örn Gudmundsson
Song composer(s): Örlygur Smári & Pétur Örn Gudmundsson

(Translation of text)


I strongly suspect this is the reason for extended downtime, yes. But then again, that is why I am a member of the Community Team rather than the Operations Team.

CCP Gargant | EVE Universe esports Coordinator
Diamond Knightt
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#260 - 2013-05-17 12:36:10 UTC
OMG... Please tell me this isn't about soccer!!! You people kill everything over the most boring sport, if it really is a sport. Personally, I don't see how kicking a ball around a field the size of the 007 Stage at Pinewood Studios a sport.



CCP Gargant wrote:
Due to start-up issues, downtime on May 17th is extended until 12:30 UTC.


UPDATE 12:00 UTC: It seems that Iceland's advancement into the Eurovision grand finals has put the cluster into an absolutely unmanageable state. While we try to get the hamsters into line, we must extend downtime by a further 30 minutes. Our sincerest apologies for this situation, we want this to go smooth as much as you guys.