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Do you have a nemesis? (Not the ship, the arch enemy)
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Effect One
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Caldari State
#21 - 2013-06-07 07:51:57 UTC
I just wish I had a friend Sad

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Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#22 - 2013-06-07 11:44:51 UTC
Effect One wrote:
I just wish I had a friend Sad



Pay me 1.5B isk and I'll be your friend....Big smile

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Boomhaur
#23 - 2013-06-07 22:26:36 UTC
Yes I have an arch nemesis or more precisely my pet platypus does. His name is Dr Doofenshmirtz he isn't so much as a nemesis as an annoyance the idiot keeps attacking my pet platypus and somehow keeps losing to him after I bought him that fedora one year. Was funny the first 20 or so times now it's just pathetic.

Why do I have a platypus you ask, their funny to look at. Their one of the few venomous mammals, the male is anyway. And they are also one of the few mammals that lay eggs, imagine the fun of telling the kids who just learned that mammals don't lay eggs and then telling them a platypus does. Ahh the conversation they will have with their teachers Twisted. And quite frankly it's fun to put up signs saying "Beware of Venomous Platypus" on my fence for all would be intruders, imagine their surprise when they find out I'm telling the truth.

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Mallak Azaria
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Caldari State
#24 - 2013-06-09 20:23:16 UTC
Not that I know of. I tend to quickly forget about a person once I've had my way with them.

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Litair
Nleesh
#25 - 2013-06-10 03:29:31 UTC
Any goon or person saying things remotely positive related to a goon is my eternal nemesis, because I so greatly and enormously tire of their sarcasm and bloated ego, not to mention their tendency to mix up english and german. I just hate them on every spiritual level. I genuinely from the heart of my soul hope every member will die in a traffic accident soon. Not a messy one necessarily, just swiftly and cleanly to make the world a better place for everyone.
Haramir Haleths
Nutella Bande
#26 - 2013-06-11 14:26:53 UTC
Yes, my wife. And she lets me every morning know about it Ugh
Tinu Moorhsum
Random Events
#27 - 2013-06-12 22:47:18 UTC
I'm my own worst enemy Roll
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