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[ AUS ] The Arcanum - Recruiting 0.0 PvP and Industry pilots. Newbies, must work the shaft.

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Angelic Resolution
The Arcanum
#1 - 2013-05-05 16:50:43 UTC  |  Edited by: Angelic Resolution
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tl;dr - Aussie Corp, pvp small gang roams/FW (Destroyers and below for nubs), Industry, Research, New player friendly, full API key required.

PvP
  • Low Sec PvP - No requirements or anything, come along, blow up, shot for every frigate lost though =P
  • No pirates or griefers. If you want to grief/kill/ransom miners; go join the New Order. True Story.
  • TS3 Communications - REQUIRED. Yes, I'm saying you have to be on so we can all hear you laughing as we figure out there's an awoxer in corp =D


Miners
  • We be of sad kin. The drinking helps, it really does
  • Don't play games, don't get shot, it's on you to be a good skipper, not a Concordia =P
  • Buy back program to support you
  • Support for progression - Read: I'll help you get a ship or two.. maybe.. on occasion.. after you've tried my wine.

Researchers/Inventors
  • Got you covered, don't ask where. You'll be required to stick around for 30 days before I tell you where - if you're not smart enough that is ;)
  • Plenty of BPO's to build from with more being added
  • Lots of slots, yes you get charged for em but not too much

New Players
  • Trial accounts are welcome, you'll either add to the corp for 14 days here and there or you'll be a distant memory. Eitherway, we/I might convince you to keep playing after 2 weeks ;)
  • Might be persuaded to help you get a new ship, if sexual favors are given - Worth a shot right? XD

Corporation Direction
  • We're blowing **** up in low-sec... yes, I self destructed twice by accident. F. You.
  • Recruit newbies. They're awesome. The corporation first started off by handing out 500k ISK to newbies. From that there was 17 of us. After that, there were 20+ and things were funny as hell.

Full API is required

Corporation History
Previously we were a PvE corporation that started off with newbies, playing a new game that was totally different to any other game played so far. We had some laughs losing ships, flying around thinking everything was dandy. Then, once long ago a few of us moved out to 0.0 - when the drone regions opened - for a month or two. Experience has taught me that going was a bad idea - anyone remember Alloys? Yeah.. that went well heh. I've still got the links to a few corporation members from those days and they're all doing really well.

About.. well.. you actually?
  1. How do you feel about full frontal male nudity? (Movie: Shenanigans)
  2. Would you, if required.. work the shaft or the tip? (Too many references)
  3. ASL? Seriously, it helps
  4. Where in Australia?
  5. Are you.. legal? ;) I drink and as you should know, you should never drink alone. Ever. XD
  6. Do you have issues with losing ships?
  7. Do you realise this isn't a game. It's a life style. And that at any moment you might receive a text with the expectation that you'll be required to tether a laptop to your mobiles 3g/4g and get on to kill your enemies!! True story. (If you answer yes, you need professional help)
  8. Which celebrity of the same sex, would you go on a date with and why.
  9. What do you want to do in game?
  10. Do you find it odd that you can purchase "Freed Slaves" on the market?
  11. What do you most like about Eve vs Most Hate.
  12. Previous alliances if any and favorite corps you were in - I'd like to know, I'm curious (read: nosy)

About me
I find these funny:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgnIjJexut4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uIVkhtU1Ls
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWynPcFRzWU
Team Four Stars DBZ Abriged Series =D

Does that help? =P
Seriously; the above questions are selected due to their humor factor. I'm serious about real life but want to enjoy this as a game, not as a second job - as many can attest, it does become at times.

Thanks for reading, fly safe and as always.. keep watching the skies ;)

Edit: And yes, the ticker -T.A- stands for **** and Ass. Yes Kathrine.
AL'tear
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#2 - 2013-05-07 08:54:51 UTC
Angelic is for real... well sort of...

I was one of the few that made it to 0.0 with Angelic, I think I was the last out as well.

Great corp friendly and helpful as heck.

now... time for an enthusiastic walk in the woods..
Angelic Resolution
The Arcanum
#3 - 2013-05-07 11:46:02 UTC
"Screw this, I'm going for a walk."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" hahaha
Foot Foot
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#4 - 2013-05-07 12:33:24 UTC
> How do you feel about full frontal male nudity? (Movie: Shenanigans)

Unfamiliar with that movie but honestly there needs to be more streakers during day to day life. Especially running past meeting rooms at the office.

> Would you, if required.. work the shaft or the tip? (Too many references)

ಠ_ಠ

> ASL? Seriously, it helps

totally-not-30/m/perth

> Where in Australia?

CAN'T YOU READLSJDKFLSKDJF

> Are you.. legal? ;) I drink and as you should know, you should never drink alone. Ever. XD

Why yes, I do like to imbibe on alcoholic beverages that I have purchased legally.

> Do you have issues with losing ships?

**** no, funnest part of Eve. Though preferably after blowing up some other ships first.

> Do you realise this isn't a game. It's a life style. And that at any moment you might receive a text with the expectation that you'll be required to tether a laptop to your mobiles 3g/4g and get on to kill your enemies!! True story. (If you answer yes, you need professional help)

I can be serious with my fun (and fun with my serious) but there's no way I can or would dedicate obscene amounts of time to a game. That said, I'm on pretty much every night because Eve is my mistress and she is one sexy beast.

> Which celebrity of the same sex, would you go on a date with and why.

STEPHEN FRY. He could make me come with the sound-sex of his words and I'm not even gay.

> What do you want to do in game?

I'm just returning to the game, at the moment I just want to kick back , talk to some cool people, do some 0.0 ratting, maybe set up some industry on an alt for money, lose some ships and anything else. Quite happy to join up with group mission or mining ops.

> Do you find it odd that you can purchase "Freed Slaves" on the market?

Are they selling themselves?

> What do you most like about Eve vs Most Hate.

That you can do anything.

> Previous alliances if any and favorite corps you were in - I'd like to know, I'm curious (read: nosy)

First real large corp I was a part of was a high-sec sister corp to a 0.0 corp. It was hilarious because they let me run recon in their noobie roams whilst **** faced. They were mostly Americans and could not understand me (partly due to accent, partly alcohol). We all died.
Angelic Resolution
The Arcanum
#5 - 2013-05-07 12:42:29 UTC
Foot Foot wrote:
> How do you feel about full frontal male nudity? (Movie: Shenanigans)

Unfamiliar with that movie but honestly there needs to be more streakers during day to day life. Especially running past meeting rooms at the office.

> Would you, if required.. work the shaft or the tip? (Too many references)

ಠ_ಠ

> ASL? Seriously, it helps

totally-not-30/m/perth

> Where in Australia?

CAN'T YOU READLSJDKFLSKDJF

> Are you.. legal? ;) I drink and as you should know, you should never drink alone. Ever. XD

Why yes, I do like to imbibe on alcoholic beverages that I have purchased legally.

> Do you have issues with losing ships?

**** no, funnest part of Eve. Though preferably after blowing up some other ships first.

> Do you realise this isn't a game. It's a life style. And that at any moment you might receive a text with the expectation that you'll be required to tether a laptop to your mobiles 3g/4g and get on to kill your enemies!! True story. (If you answer yes, you need professional help)

I can be serious with my fun (and fun with my serious) but there's no way I can or would dedicate obscene amounts of time to a game. That said, I'm on pretty much every night because Eve is my mistress and she is one sexy beast.

> Which celebrity of the same sex, would you go on a date with and why.

STEPHEN FRY. He could make me come with the sound-sex of his words and I'm not even gay.

> What do you want to do in game?

I'm just returning to the game, at the moment I just want to kick back , talk to some cool people, do some 0.0 ratting, maybe set up some industry on an alt for money, lose some ships and anything else. Quite happy to join up with group mission or mining ops.

> Do you find it odd that you can purchase "Freed Slaves" on the market?

Are they selling themselves?

> What do you most like about Eve vs Most Hate.

That you can do anything.

> Previous alliances if any and favorite corps you were in - I'd like to know, I'm curious (read: nosy)

First real large corp I was a part of was a high-sec sister corp to a 0.0 corp. It was hilarious because they let me run recon in their noobie roams whilst **** faced. They were mostly Americans and could not understand me (partly due to accent, partly alcohol). We all died.


Stephen fry.. that's just so wrong.

Hilarious on QI though =D
SeDSilva
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#6 - 2013-05-07 14:44:57 UTC
Angelic Resolution wrote:
Old Thread

About.. well.. you actually?
  1. How do you feel about full frontal male nudity? (Movie: Shenanigans)

  2. That depends, are they a midget?

  3. Would you, if required.. work the shaft or the tip? (Too many references)

  4. That also depends, would I get paid for it?

  5. ASL? Seriously, it helps

  6. 28/m/UK

  7. Where in Australia?

  8. Unless Wormhole technology is real, I am still in the UK since answering the previous question.

  9. Are you.. legal? ;) I drink and as you should know, you should never drink alone. Ever. XD

  10. In 17 states, and all counties.

  11. Do you have issues with losing ships?

  12. Is isn't the ship that defines the outcome, but the pilot who flies it.

  13. Do you realise this isn't a game. It's a life style. And that at any moment you might receive a text with the expectation that you'll be required to tether a laptop to your mobiles 3g/4g and get on to kill your enemies!! True story. (If you answer yes, you need professional help)

  14. No, but it is hilariously funny to watch the "Yes" men throw a full boner of nerd rage.

  15. Which celebrity of the same sex, would you go on a date with and why.

  16. Karl Urban, because he kills people with his awesomeness.

  17. What do you want to do in game?

  18. If it involves mining, I can dig mining. (I can fly an Orca, Hulk etc..) Blowing stuff up never gets old. (Black Ops, Close to flying a carrier, torp/cruise raven battleships and all the rest. I'm DTF.

  19. Do you find it odd that you can purchase "Freed Slaves" on the market?

  20. Nonsense, assign them to the ships galley immediately, they can bring beer and sandwiches to the bridge. Except on Thursdays, that is BBQ day.

  21. What do you most like about Eve vs Most Hate.

  22. I get confused with my tax return forms and the game sometimes, that is pretty irritating.

  23. Previous alliances if any and favorite corps you were in - I'd like to know, I'm curious (read: nosy)

Check my employment history, I've been drifting in and out of corps across my time in EvE. Same old story, Corp goes dead, time to up sticks and move on.


Angelic Resolution
The Arcanum
#7 - 2013-05-07 14:49:49 UTC
Nonsense, assign them to the ships galley immediately, they can bring beer and sandwiches to the bridge. Except on Thursdays, that is BBQ day.


rofl.. BBQ on Thursday.. WIN!
Cyphis Ensk
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#8 - 2013-05-08 10:34:47 UTC
About.. well.. ME actually?

How do you feel about full frontal male nudity? (Movie: Shenanigans)
In the words of Michael Bluth: "I am okay with that..."

Would you, if required.. work the shaft or the tip? (Too many references)
If required? Both. I'm a pretty generous guy... which needs more work?

ASL? Seriously, it helps
24 / M / Brisvegas

Where in Australia?
Brisbanetown, QLD. Centre of the universe.

Are you.. legal? ;) I drink and as you should know, you should never drink alone. Ever. XD
legal, and well drunk more than I care to be... at least now I can blame it on you, right?

Do you have issues with losing ships?
You know how sometimes something bad happens to you so many times that you just don't care anymore? Yeah, that.

Do you realise this isn't a game. It's a life style. And that at any moment you might receive a text with the expectation that you'll be required to tether a laptop to your mobiles 3g/4g and get on to kill your enemies!! True story. (If you answer yes, you need professional help)
You need me for an emergency Veldspar harvest, I'm there. Day or night! This isn't a game, this is srs bsns.

Which celebrity of the same sex, would you go on a date with and why.
Someone quirky, who might have some interesting stories to tell and is probably not too pretentious. Someone like Chuck Palahniuk?

What do you want to do in game?
I get some bizarre pleasure from mining and refining. It must be the capitalist in me? Hi-ho, hi-ho!

Do you find it odd that you can purchase "Freed Slaves" on the market?
Any oxymoron if there ever was one. Or perhaps it's just more PC?

What do you most like about Eve vs Most Hate.
Love: Depth of the experience, and the endless complexity. That you can play for months and still learn about new **** all the time.
Hate: That what feels like five minutes of game time seems to bit 3 hours IRL...

Previous alliances if any and favorite corps you were in - I'd like to know, I'm curious (read: nosy)
Had a great corp years ago, a handful of guys having a laugh and making some ISK... I think it was Dwarven Craft Industries?
Soltys Azrael
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2013-05-08 11:00:45 UTC
Evilning.
Answers to "About.. well.. you actually?"

1. eew.
2. EEW.
3. 28, m, poland.
4. Look Above.
5. Gross. And yes, I am.
6. Obviously I do. I form a deep emotional bond with my ships, but you will never find strange white spots all over them.
7. I'm not so much for killing ****, sounds unhygenic. But I am partial to pillaging, looting as well as enslaving things with big hooters.
8. Johnny Depp. I'm straight bordering on homophobic, but I'd do him. For 5 mil bucks, because he can afford it and momma needs a new PC.
9. I'd like to waste 30 days to mine/scavenge and generally scrape up to get a PLEX, when I could buy it for 20 bucks which is more less 8 hours of work IRL, because this option is SO MUCH LESS MAINSTREAM. Also I like crafting, mining, building, and erotic roleplay, preferably all at the same time. (with women mind you. *Looks suspiciously at Angelic*)
10. Nope. I want some.
11. I love the complexity, how much different things you can do here. Hate? That's it's nto FANTASY and ON THE FRICKING GROUND, and I hate pvp. I get so damn emo when people kill me in WoW. I suppose it's going to be similar here, but who knows. Maybe I grew from that time.
12. I have an alliance with my fridge.

So yeah. I too am a borderline nutcase, and I want my time in EVE to be fun. That's why I don't mind joining ^^
The internet is for porn, don'tyaknow. And WINTER IS CUMMING!
Angelic Resolution
The Arcanum
#10 - 2013-05-08 11:10:26 UTC
Wrong cumming dude.. just sayin' =P
Soltys Azrael
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2013-05-08 11:12:39 UTC
Angelic Resolution wrote:
Wrong cumming dude.. just sayin' =P

From how your recruitment post looks I surmised that I'm free to release my inner rtard xD
Conbad
State War Academy
Caldari State
#12 - 2013-05-08 12:20:09 UTC
Im posting in this forum.


nailed it.
Conbad
State War Academy
Caldari State
#13 - 2013-05-08 12:38:00 UTC
1. I haven't figured out how to get my character naked yet.
2 Both, everyone knows a combination gets the best result.
3. 25 m south korea
4. dowm from here
5. see #3
6. the expensive ones? of course, but usually alcohol solves all problems. Or createes them. I can't remember.. where is that pamphlet...
7. define... game.
8. define... date.
9. define... odd.
10. define... what.
11. where am i?
salzoris
Perkone
Caldari State
#14 - 2013-05-08 14:20:34 UTC
1. Totally okay with it, may need a bucket
2. Work a shaft
3. Like as in internet? ADSL2
4. Melbourne
5. Totally legal
6. Maybe as im poor as hell
7. Poor uni student so can be online but must make 2 min noodles
8. Big bird. I'd rustle those feathers
9. Kill stuff make money
10. Yes it is odd since why are they freed if they are still slaves
11. It is hard and complex
12 Discuss once in corp :D
Chainers Calleri
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#15 - 2013-05-09 08:56:58 UTC
1. Who forces you to look any ways?
2. Work a shaft
3. 28, M, New Zealand
4. Across the ditch mate
5. Qualified to drink A LOT of rum on occasion!
6. I don't lose ships that I can't afford to replace
7. I've got Aura on my Android thats as far as I'll go for remote access!
8. Valentino Rossi - cause he's the man
9. Mine for ISK to fund PvP action
10. Only in the world of EVE....
11. The endless choices available is awesome. Hate I only discovered EVEMon a couple of months into the game!
12. Been in a couple of corps but not enough AU/NZ members to hang with
Angelic Resolution
The Arcanum
#16 - 2013-05-09 08:58:41 UTC
Chainers Calleri wrote:
1. Who forces you to look any ways?
2. Work a shaft
3. 28, M, New Zealand
4. Across the ditch mate
5. Qualified to drink A LOT of rum on occasion!
6. I don't lose ships that I can't afford to replace
7. I've got Aura on my Android thats as far as I'll go for remote access!
8. Valentino Rossi - cause he's the man
9. Mine for ISK to fund PvP action
10. Only in the world of EVE....
11. The endless choices available is awesome. Hate I only discovered EVEMon a couple of months into the game!
12. Been in a couple of corps but not enough AU/NZ members to hang with


Wouldn't Rossie try to put the moves on a bit... fast though?

YEEAAAAAAAAAAH!
Kellex Lapohzar
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#17 - 2013-05-09 13:02:20 UTC
About.. well.. ME actually?

How do you feel about full frontal male nudity? (Movie: Shenanigans)
See it all the time, not in the movie but in the gym.

Would you, if required.. work the shaft or the tip? (Too many references)
In the middle between them

ASL? Seriously, it helps
23 / M / Brisbane

Where in Australia?
Brisbane, QLD, under a bridge

Are you.. legal? ;) I drink and as you should know, you should never drink alone. Ever. XD
Legal, I always teleport home when there's alcohol.

Do you have issues with losing ships?
If it brings fun, I don;t care. But I'll make sure it won't empty my pocket.

Do you realise this isn't a game. It's a life style. And that at any moment you might receive a text with the expectation that you'll be required to tether a laptop to your mobiles 3g/4g and get on to kill your enemies!! True story. (If you answer yes, you need professional help)
RL comes 1st for me but I reckon it's just a thin line between EVE and RL.

Which celebrity of the same sex, would you go on a date with and why.
Bruce Lee, he can protect me from bullies.

What do you want to do in game?
A piece of everything, but I love shooting ships more.

Do you find it odd that you can purchase "Freed Slaves" on the market?
Pretty sure they can't handle the cruel universe of EVE and went to selling themselves to an Amarr again.

What do you most like about Eve vs Most Hate.
Love: You make you're own story instead of developers making crap for you.
Hate: Wallet that's not deep enough
ReZoon
The Exchange Collective
Solyaris Chtonium
#18 - 2013-05-09 13:23:34 UTC  |  Edited by: ReZoon
About.. well.. you actually?

How do you feel about full frontal male nudity? (Movie: Shenanigans)

Ever heard of gay chicken? Your not a real man until you've had another man's penis in your pocket

Would you, if required.. work the shaft or the tip? (Too many references)

Both of course, if required then you bet your sweet ass I'll do it right

ASL? Seriously, it helps

34/M

Where in Australia?

Japan isn't in Australia

Are you.. legal? ;) I drink and as you should know, you should never drink alone. Ever. XD

My wife wishes I wasn't......

Do you have issues with losing ships?

Nope, just issues with buying them!

Do you realise this isn't a game. It's a life style. And that at any moment you might receive a text with the expectation that you'll be required to tether a laptop to your mobiles 3g/4g and get on to kill your enemies!! True story. (If you answer yes, you need professional help)

Damn.......was hoping

Which celebrity of the same sex, would you go on a date with and why.

Definitely Johnny Depp, something about being ********, grooming tools for hands, and always seeming drunk just makes him unresistable

What do you want to do in game?

Hang, kill, you know, play EVE the right way

Do you find it odd that you can purchase "Freed Slaves" on the market?

Have to agree with SeDSilva on this one, Thursday BBQ's sound great

What do you most like about Eve vs Most Hate.

So much to do vs So MUCH to do.....

Previous alliances if any and favorite corps you were in - I'd like to know, I'm curious (read: nosy)

In a couple of 0.0 corps between deployments, of course.......IT all started in ADF! =) (By the way, I still hate drones because of you, ******* alloys)
Benjamin Lamb
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#19 - 2013-05-09 23:18:11 UTC
About.. well.. you actually?

1. How do you feel about full frontal male nudity? (Movie: Shenanigans)
I'm totally ok with it. I partake in this myself. But I partake in the ladies

2. Would you, if required.. work the shaft or the tip? (Too many references)
Well if I was a miner in real life I would choose shaft as lots of money in working the shaft with ones hands

3. ASL? Seriously, it helps
25/m/Australia

4. Where in Australia?
Brisbane like a boss

5. Are you.. legal? ;) I drink and as you should know, you should never drink alone. Ever. XD
I would assume yes as I am 25 but I no longer drink as I use to do full frontal male nudity at very crowded parties whilst under the assumption I was Jesus and my penis was a cure rod for ladies.

6. Do you have issues with losing ships?
No, cause I can get my mate to track there IP then I blow up their ship in real life.


7. Do you realise this isn't a game. It's a life style. And that at any moment you might receive a text with the expectation that you'll be required to tether a laptop to your mobiles 3g/4g and get on to kill your enemies!! True story. (If you answer yes, you need professional help)
Um no

8. Which celebrity of the same sex, would you go on a date with and why.
Johnny Depp, I would love that guy. Why? Because **** you that's why.


9. What do you want to do in game?
Mining foreman in my orca and PvP

10. Do you find it odd that you can purchase "Freed Slaves" on the market?
In the end we ate all steak(Madagascar reference)


11. What do you most like about Eve vs Most Hate.

It's ships and space.

Hate that I get blown up a lot

12. Previous alliances if any and favorite corps you were in -I'd like to know, I'm curious (read: nosy)
Been in mostly mining corp, in ADF at the moment but no.one does anything
Angelic Resolution
The Arcanum
#20 - 2013-05-10 08:28:10 UTC
Something tells me Edward would have serious issues trying to fist you =P
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