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You know you have been playing EVE too long when...?

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ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
Wild Geese.
#21 - 2013-04-29 16:16:54 UTC  |  Edited by: ShahFluffers
Rovinia wrote:
ShahFluffers wrote:
Harry Forever wrote:
sometimes i drink a beer while playing but with eve i always forget about that, the beer just stands there waiting for my attention

Whatever you do, don't use a sodastream to make it fizzy again!


lol, how did it turn out? Sorry for offtopic, but if i don't get an answer, i have to try it myselfe Lol

You'll get yelled at by the CCP DEVs.

http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=403405
Moth Eisig
Gallente Federation
#22 - 2013-04-29 16:25:16 UTC
The other day I tried to delete an email with ctr+shift+click.
marVLs
#23 - 2013-04-29 16:27:16 UTC
... when i must change my clothes and i end up saying to myself "i need to refit"


True story
Mathrin
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#24 - 2013-04-29 16:35:34 UTC
Sellit High wrote:
Getting very confused looks form the wife when I tell her that the cat has ganked another pigeon.


When the wife responds the pigeon should have been watching local
Corey Fumimasa
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#25 - 2013-04-29 16:39:33 UTC
Wife asks you what you want for breakfast and you say "Faction waffles and a double jagerbomb."
Djana Libra
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#26 - 2013-04-29 17:02:17 UTC
when you see this topic for the 3098120948091283th time
Minty Aroma
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#27 - 2013-04-30 02:17:23 UTC
When you're high on Crash with a bunch of Exotic Dancers and the only drink you'll drink is Quafe!

On a similar topic for WoW when I played in TBC, I came up with 'When the microwave goes Ding! and you shout ''grats!'' ' - inspired by my own very noisy and annoying microwave at the time.
ACE McFACE
Dirt 'n' Glitter
Local Is Primary
#28 - 2013-04-30 02:33:20 UTC
When you see these threads and think "Not another one"

Now, more than ever, we need a dislike button.

Freeman11
State War Academy
Caldari State
#29 - 2013-04-30 03:32:04 UTC  |  Edited by: Freeman11
When you try to play station games in a pub

This game is ruthless...

Fredfredbug4
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#30 - 2013-04-30 03:38:33 UTC
When people refer to the CCCP, your brain removes a C and you think about EVE and CCP instead of a brutal Soviet dictatorship.

Watch_ Fred Fred Frederation_ and stop [u]cryptozoologist[/u]! Fight against the brutal genocide of fictional creatures across New Eden! Is that a metaphor? Probably not, but the fru-fru- people will sure love it!

Chainsaw Plankton
FaDoyToy
#31 - 2013-04-30 03:43:02 UTC
you start training skills to 5 alphabetically

@ChainsawPlankto on twitter

DSpite Culhach
#32 - 2013-04-30 03:49:44 UTC
... the song "A B C" by Jackson five came on and I heard "A B C ... it's as easy as 1 2 3" and I thought to myself "wait a minute, Arkanor, Bistot, and Crokite are only in Null Sec, surely they are not THAT easy"

... I hear the beeping of a reversing truck and think that the car I'm in is critical shields.

... I see a transport truck drive by and consider ganking it at the next set of red lights.

I apparently have no idea what I'm doing.

Felicity Love
Doomheim
#33 - 2013-04-30 04:16:33 UTC
... when my wife, who does not play EVE whatsoever, is telling me "it's Monday" and therefore my POS's need fuelling ... Shocked



"EVE is dying." -- The Four Forum Trolls of the Apocalypse.   ( Pick four, any four. They all smell.  )

Jarod Garamonde
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#34 - 2013-04-30 04:37:24 UTC
I briefly considered going into the Coast Guard, now that I'm out the Army.... just because of all the jokes I could make about serving aboard a noobship....

Who wants to bet I won't paint "VELATOR" on my cutter?

That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...

    [#savethelance]
Flamespar
WarRavens
#35 - 2013-04-30 04:54:51 UTC
when the door to your house won't open
Christopher AET
Lethal Injection Inc.
Pandemic Legion
#36 - 2013-04-30 04:59:20 UTC
Rovinia wrote:
ShahFluffers wrote:
Harry Forever wrote:
sometimes i drink a beer while playing but with eve i always forget about that, the beer just stands there waiting for my attention

Whatever you do, don't use a sodastream to make it fizzy again!


lol, how did it turn out? Sorry for offtopic, but if i don't get an answer, i have to try it myselfe Lol


You would put a beer in a sodastream!?

I drain ducks of their moisture for sustenance.

Jarod Garamonde
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#37 - 2013-04-30 05:13:40 UTC
Christopher AET wrote:
Rovinia wrote:
ShahFluffers wrote:
Harry Forever wrote:
sometimes i drink a beer while playing but with eve i always forget about that, the beer just stands there waiting for my attention

Whatever you do, don't use a sodastream to make it fizzy again!


lol, how did it turn out? Sorry for offtopic, but if i don't get an answer, i have to try it myselfe Lol


You would put a beer in a sodastream!?


I wonder if I'll have better luck with rum?

That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...

    [#savethelance]
Angang Ostus
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#38 - 2013-04-30 06:29:26 UTC
terzho wrote:
When you use the word roflstomp in day-to-day conversation.


lmao
Angang Ostus
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#39 - 2013-04-30 06:32:37 UTC
When you think about how to prepare for situations in terms of fittings.
Steveir
Hagukure
#40 - 2013-04-30 06:34:39 UTC
You start telling your wife another really really funny Eve story - and her eyes glaze over with the "I have no idea what the f^c% your are talking about, but quickest way out of this situation is to smile and try an laugh at the punch line".