Intergalactic Summit

*archival footage from offices of Beaumonte Exploration and Foundry Incorporated*

[Date Redacted]

Johanes Beaumonte > Good day Ms. Vea.
Alizabeth Vea > Apologies, I was busy with some other things. What can I help you with?
Johanes Beaumonte > Well.. I have a communications disease, see... and I need help copywriting an announcement
Johanes Beaumonte > I just don't speak clearly.
Johanes Beaumonte > Someone told me you could do corporate announcements.
Johanes Beaumonte > *sips on his Brandy and waits to ensure Ms. Vea is still online*
Alizabeth Vea > I can do that, easily. What sort of thing are you looking to do?
Johanes Beaumonte > Well, I mean this very sinseriously... I want a nice write up of the fact that I am stepping down as CEO.
Johanes Beaumonte > My niece takes everything I say out out of contest.... she is becoming CEO
Alizabeth Vea > alright.
Alizabeth Vea > Well, this seems pretty simple. First, though, what do you want it to impart?
Johanes Beaumonte > three items...
Johanes Beaumonte > first, that in my reclining years I am retiring
Alizabeth Vea nods
Johanes Beaumonte > second, I just want to take the opportunity to express my waddya call, gratitude and depreciation to my niece for taking over.
Alizabeth Vea grins, "Alright."
Johanes Beaumonte > third, peoples reading should be advised that she is a Business adventurous.
Alizabeth Vea puts her glass down, "Elaborate, please?"
Johanes Beaumonte > *thinks*
Johanes Beaumonte > she splits rocks...
Johanes Beaumonte > she manufactures modules....and strikes deals
Johanes Beaumonte > She's got some grand strategy that she can't revulge
Johanes Beaumonte > perhaps I should take a crack at a draft and then you can... smooth it out?
Alizabeth Vea keeps a straight face, "Well, thank you for coming to talk to me about this. I believe that I can certainly help you with this. Uh, your niece's name?"
Johanes Beaumonte > Lunarisse Aspenstar.
Alizabeth Vea > "Oh, if you wish too, of course."
Johanes Beaumonte > semi useless vagabond but she's lived up to my limited expectations this time.
Alizabeth Vea mouths semi-useless vagabond. "I see. I'd be happy to edit your draft and spice it up for you. Just send it to my mail."
Johanes Beaumonte > Thank you.. I'd like to make sure I don't accidently besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community
Alizabeth Vea > "Once you send it, I should have it back in no less than a day."

I believe the announcement would probably have worked better without the previous log.

In any case, congratulations to captain Aspenstar, who has proven herself many times, on this promotion. May she be able to continue the work of your cause while you seek new paths.