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GOONS, YOUR TIME IS UP!

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Skippermonkey
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#1 - 2011-10-18 10:11:50 UTC  |  Edited by: Skippermonkey
My glorious CEO recently started a war dec against 'The Empire For Freedom', who then turned tail and joined the alliance 'Multicultural Industrial and Combat Alliance'.

The reasons for their joining this alliance do not matter, the fact that we gained a week of war against an alliance for 2m isk is lulz, but the best thing is the two EVEMail's that my CEO recieved from the alliance leader.

If i was the Mittani i would be quaking in my spaceboots right now, because the miners are about to strike back! (lol)

Both EVE Mails to follow

COME AT ME BRO

I'LL JUST BE DOCKED IN THIS STATION

Skippermonkey
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#2 - 2011-10-18 10:12:26 UTC
Crystan_Jakri wrote:

Declaration of War
From: Crystan Jakri
Sent: 2011.10.18 00:58
To: Multicultural Industrial and Combat Alliance, Istyn,

Good Evening Istyn,

I am Crystan Jakri and I am writing to you regarding your recent war dec against The Empire for Freedom.

I don't know what your reason for declaring war against them was, but shortly after the vote was passed in your Corp they approached me about joining my Alliance. They were responding to a mail I have sent to a LOT of Corps to rally a Resistance movement against Goonswarm. I agreed to accept their allegence in the above campaign, and accepted their application. Your dec became active in the 24 hour period that it takes for a Corp to be formally inducted into an Alliance.

You may or may not be aware by now, but you have therefore also declared war against an Alliance, MY Alliance, the Multicultural Industrial and Combat Alliance. Due to this, the cost for you maintaining this war will be far greater, and I expect that you did not see this coming.

Assumption is the mother of all **** ups as they say, but I tend to have a nack for it so I will push it out there that you're either a griefer or Merc Corp that has chosen to dec The Empire for Freedom for profit. I will tell you now, that MICA does not negotiate in order to pay with anybody who is viloent towards us.

No matter how bad it may get, you will not get a single penny from The Empire for Freedom or anybody else for that matter within the Alliance. The war will NOT be muteral, which means that you will essentially be paying a LOT of ISK for something which you will get nothing out of.

Because of the fact that I have started a resistance movement and have sent out a mail to over 200 CEO's, many of which are now supporting us, I would politely advise that you drop the war dec and channel your efforts towards somebody else. The support we are gaining is growing daily, and we will soon have the numbers we need to take on Goonswarm themselves.

I really do advise that you consider your options here, take it from another CEO and an Alliance Executor. There is nothing in this war for you.

I have forwarded my Resistance mail to you for you to read...just so you can see how serious I am and how much support we have gained.

Please don't take this mail lightly. I am giving you just one chance to heed it's warning.

Thank you,


Commander Crystan Jakri
DNMI CEO
MICA EXECUTOR
RESISTANCE DIRECTOR

COME AT ME BRO

I'LL JUST BE DOCKED IN THIS STATION

Skippermonkey
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#3 - 2011-10-18 10:13:12 UTC
Crystan_Jakri wrote:

CALL TO ARMS - RESISTANCE FORMATION
From: Crystan Jakri
Sent: 2011.10.14 17:40
To: Crystan Jakri,

Dear Fellow CEO,

I am writing to you as I expect that you, like myself, have grown tired of sitting and waiting for Goonswarm to attack us and those like us whenever they feel like it. This new act of agression MUST be stopped before it is allowed to continue any further.

This week I was sitting mining in one of my local belts quite happily when I was scouted by one of the Goon's spies. I luckily had time to recall my drones and dock my Hulk, but it was a close call. Not long after, the Goons showed up in the system, and I observed them (cloaked) heading to all the belts looking for Miners. I had recalled all of my guys to the station by this point, but if I hadnt noticed the scout we would have all been podded.

This CANNOT be allowed to continue any longer. What I propose is that a concentrated effort is made by every single Corp opposed to the Goons in order to try and get a Resistance organised to drive these bastards back to whatever **** hole they came from once and for all.

Now the Corps who join the resistance need not be Combat Corps. As I expect you all know, there is a lot more to fighting a war on EVE than just buying ammo and fitting ships. If this plan is to succeed and we are to gain the necessary numbers and strength to fight these bastards off, we need a home front and a front line. The two will form a United Resistance Front (UNF), and combined will grow to become one of the largest Player Factions there is in EVE if things go right.

Getting support for this resistance may not be easy, but I strongly believe that I am not the only one who wants to do something about this Incursion. In order for this to work, we need to get as many Corps and Alliances involved as we possibly can and we all need to declare war against the Goons simultaneously. Only then will they see that they can't go round ******* with Industrial Pilots and do what they please.

The best way that I see of fighting them back is to do as they do. We can easily assemble (with the right backing) plenty of "expendable" ships to fight back at them with and see if they like a taste of their own medicine.

As far as numbers go, if this plan works to the extent I hope it does, we will have FAR more numbers than anything they could ever amass. The simple fact is, they have pissed of the majorty of the Cluster and the Cluster wants them the **** out of the game.

We will NOT all end up camping inside stations. For a start, as I said above we will end up with far greater numbers than them and they CANNOT attack us all at once. Secondly, if we get enough "Home Front" Corps backing us up who will work to the muteral interest of the Resistance movement, our Front Line forces will have no problem with loosing ships. After all, we're all fighting a common enemy here and we need to put aside any differences we may have and ******* deal with these bastards before it gets out of hand.

Finally...money...I have no doubt that a United Resistance Force (URF) will have any problem pulling together ISK that we need to fight this war. It's really very simple...either we all unite, or we all will fall.

I understand you may be pessimistic regarding this matter, and may not see this plan working out for the best. The truth is that we HAVE TO TRY, but if you wish to not involve your Corp than that's fine. But the simple fact is that if the URF IS created and the effort becomes a reality, MY ALLIANCE AND MANY OTHERS WILL BE GOING TO WAR WITH THE GOONS. You can either join us and do your bit to defend your right to play the game as you wish to, or sit back and help the Goons take victory. After all, anyone who doesnt help the Resistance may as well walk into the Goon base, drop their pants, bend over and tell them to do them as hard as they like.

Sorry for the strong words, but the fact is that this is how it is. I expect that The Cluster WILL be going to war one way or another over this, it's just a matter of time. At the end of the day, WE didnt ask for this. The Goons have GOT to learn that they can't just **** with Industrial Corps like this, and it will also send a strong message to every mother ******* Griefer and merc Corp out there that WE WILL NOT be bullied any longer.

WE WILL give them a run for their money and WE WILL WIN. United, there are more of us than there EVER will be of them, and as a United Front we can all pull together like never before and force the Goons into oblivion.

This will be a great war the likes of which has never been seen before on EVE, but I CANNOT do it without YOUR support. So please, join me not only yourselves, but speak to whatever contacts you have and get the word out that there IS a Resistance that IT IS NOT PREPARED to put up with this crap for any longer!!!

If you would like to speak to me regarding this then please feel free to open a chat, or message me or one of my Members. The more we grow, the more I will have to assign people to answer hails, but rest assured, you will be answered.

Please also feel free to forward this mail to your contacts. The more the merrier, and DEFINITELY the better.

IF THESE BASTARDS WANT A FIGHT THEN LET's ******* GIVE IT TO THEM!!! ARE YOU WITH US OR ARE YOU AGAINST US?

Regards,


Crystan Jakri
DNMI CEO
V.I.P.E.R. Commander
MICA EXECUTOR

COME AT ME BRO

I'LL JUST BE DOCKED IN THIS STATION

Tallian Saotome
Nuclear Arms Exchange Inc.
#4 - 2011-10-18 10:16:31 UTC  |  Edited by: Tallian Saotome
I certainly hope this happens.... The carnage will be glorious, and the tears will flow like blood!

EDIT: This sounds suspiciously like an indy alliance wanting to take sov. Could it be that Goons have finally pushed the carebears into coming to nullsec? Pirate

Inappropriate signature removed, CCP Phantom.

SC0T1SH WARRIOR
Zero For 0wned
#5 - 2011-10-18 10:17:03 UTC
That's a lot of words for "Oh you don't want to mess with us" & "We need your help"

Dont mind me,  just touching your stuff.

Istyn
Freight Club
#6 - 2011-10-18 10:37:28 UTC
The second evemail was forwarded as an example of his mission for justice.
SMT008
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#7 - 2011-10-18 11:00:31 UTC
I am, literally, shaking in my designer 1500$ space boots.

Come towards us in an aggressive manner, bretherns.

Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#8 - 2011-10-18 11:33:50 UTC
Hmmm Nows the time too create a 3rd party and WarDec both of them, 3 way on we go!! xD

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.

Syns Akachi
Red Phoenix Rising
#9 - 2011-10-18 12:06:16 UTC
A 3 way ! damn i like the way you think Alice ;)
Travis Wells
Amok.
Goonswarm Federation
#10 - 2011-10-18 13:31:48 UTC
Crystan Jakri wrote:
After all, anyone who doesnt help the Resistance may as well walk into the Goon base, drop their pants, bend over and tell them to do them as hard as they like.


i much prefer spinning.

i feel pretty threatened i think.
Citizen Smif
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2011-10-18 13:45:21 UTC
Hahahaha I wonder how this will work out.. My bet is they'll pop, maybe even pod a few goons.. The goon high-sec blob will come in and these indy players will be scattered to the winds. Come on Goons, get one of your neutral alts to infiltrate them, it's very clearly open to anybody - unlimited intel. Hahaha, this hasn't been thought through. Carnagggeeeee!!!!
Cerisia
Red Phoenix Rising
#12 - 2011-10-18 13:49:46 UTC
Hmmm

3rd Great War anyone?
This space for rent..
Infinimo
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#13 - 2011-10-18 14:03:27 UTC
I for one welcome our new miner overlords
feel free to come out to deklein

Theta Squad best squad. Monocle crew represent~

Infinimo
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#14 - 2011-10-18 14:04:02 UTC
Cerisia wrote:
Hmmm

3rd Great War anyone?

hahahahahahahaha
the Great Wars were between nullsec alliances not some scrub miners nobody's even heard of

Theta Squad best squad. Monocle crew represent~

Blaynedrt
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#15 - 2011-10-18 14:23:25 UTC
Can Not Wait.

Really though, do come fight us. It would be fun to show you all what combat is like when concord isn't breathing down your neck. VFK-IV, be there or ... not v0v
Mynas Atoch
Eternity INC.
Goonswarm Federation
#16 - 2011-10-18 15:15:45 UTC
I think most of us are mildly curious to see if they survive the EC- bubbles.

Twisted
sbeaulieu
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#17 - 2011-10-18 15:31:08 UTC
Oh glorious mining overlords, I shall bow to the sight of your hulks and orcas. Please come to the north and enlighten us with your teaching. Show us the way to redemption. We need guidance. We need your tears.

Winter is coming.
Skeith Oumis
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#18 - 2011-10-18 15:43:00 UTC
Oh great pubbies, with your hilarious faction fit ships and lack of proper fleet mechanics

Please grant upon us your fields of salvage, with their federation navy webs and corpus A-Types

So that we may becometh fat and rich off the backs of your hilarious lossmails

so sayeth the lord on to me

amen
Gossamer DT
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#19 - 2011-10-18 16:33:21 UTC  |  Edited by: Gossamer DT
So wait, hold up, don't miners idk mine ore that can build ships?

why do you need isk if your all ready holding a ton of ore?

hummm massive isk scam forming here...

who is your main, and what does he do?

Tah'ris Khlador
Space Ghosts.
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#20 - 2011-10-18 17:11:44 UTC
Words don't fully describe how ecstatic I am at the prospect of so many tears. Concentrated tears are of higher quality. I approve of this campaign.

Member of the Pink Pony Killboard Padding Alliance

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