Alliance & Corporation Recruitment Center

Are you bored with high security space? Tired of the mindbogglingly mundane gatecamps and ridiculous war declarations? Fed up with your null-sec overlords and their undying loyalty to blob warfare? Want to take a mustache ride? Take a look at what it takes to become part of Cold Moon Destruction.

Corp Promo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLxDg95G1IM

WHAT WE CAN PROVIDE:

• PvE and PvP. Here's a recent fight we had against SOLAR in a WH: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7w-pGscK3xk


• Forums, TS3, in game WH mapping system


• Experience. Most of our pilots have been in wormholes since they began and have done all aspects from PvP to Gas Harvesting.


• Corp Ships: Guardians, Hictors, and other crucial fleet ships are provided for use by the Corp.


• Fun. It's a game after all, we play to have a good time.

WHAT WE ARE LOOKING FOR:

• PvP capable. If you don't know how to hunt and kill we will teach you.


• Minimum 15 mil SP (exceptions made on a case by case basis)


• Ability to field at minimum one of the following T2 fit: Command Ship (Astarte or Absolution), Logistics (Logi V, Guardian or Oneiros), Strategic Cruisers (Any Race)


• Ability to armor AND shield tank


• The ability and willingness to scan constantly without thanks or recognition


• Can operate effectively under dynamic and stressful fleet situations


• Pilots with thick skin. Unrelenting emotional trauma is the norm

The background check and interrogation you must endure will be a painfully irrelevant process. You will be asked and must guess answers to a series of personal and unnecessarily intrusive questions related to sexual orientation, fetishes, political affiliation, and ducks.

If you are interested in joining us, please join our public chat "CLDMN Pub"

If you are easily offended, I suggest you not click on the links posted in the pub chat

You should also get in contact with a recruiter to increase your chances of getting in.
EU Recruiter: AtomYcX
US Recruiter: Draconic Slayer

Once you've contacted a recruiter, you can go to www.cldmn-destruction.com and fill out an application.

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A cat can jump even seven times as high as it is tall.

Due to Torshawna's disappointing lack of cat facts yesterday, today we have a bumper BONUS edition of cat facts, courtesy of The Oatmeal.

Cats purr at the same frequency as an idling diesel engine. This is around 26 purrs per second.

Isaac Newton invented the cat flap door.

Cats cannot taste things that are sweet. The taste buds of a cat cannot detect sugar.

Abraham Lincoln kept four cats in the white house.

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The hedgehog got its name because of its peculiar foraging habits. They root through hedges and other undergrowth in search of their favourite food - small creatures such as insects, worms, centipedes, snails, mice, frogs, and snakes. As it moves through the hedges it emits pig-like grunts — thus, the name hedgehog