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Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation Mk. III
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Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#41 - 2013-04-25 16:01:54 UTC
Kirjava wrote:

I wish I had a sock puppet.


Wish granted, one of your socks turns into a beautiful sock puppet.
It is amazing, and everybody envies you because of it.
Chicks come in droves, just to meet the cool guy with the awesome sock puppet.
Some television producers decide to make a show about you and your sock puppet, and you quickly become a millionaire.
You and your sock puppet will live a life in luxury and abundance in a beautiful mansion.

And yet...your sock is missing and one of your feet is bare, and all the money in the world cannot make you forget that the floor is pretty cold and your foot is freezing.

Muhahaha.

Also, your mansion will be in Detroit.



I wish I had a threesome with Jessica Rabbit and Miss Piggy.

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Commissar Kate
Kesukka
#42 - 2013-04-25 16:05:34 UTC
Zimmy Zeta wrote:
Kirjava wrote:

I wish I had a sock puppet.


Wish granted, one of your socks turns into a beautiful sock puppet.
It is amazing, and everybody envies you because of it.
Chicks come in droves, just to meet the cool guy with the awesome sock puppet.
Some television producers decide to make a show about you and your sock puppet, and you quickly become a millionaire.
You and your sock puppet will live a life in luxury and abundance in a beautiful mansion.

And yet...your sock is missing and one of your feet is bare, and all the money in the world cannot make you forget that the floor is pretty cold and your foot is freezing.

Muhahaha.

Also, your mansion will be in Detroit.



I wish I had a threesome with Jessica Rabbit and Miss Piggy.



Your wish is too weird to be granted, you get a lump of coal instead.


I wish for better internet that does not drop out everyday.

-k8

My Fanclub
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#43 - 2013-04-25 16:09:13 UTC
You wish was granted and you now have internet with unlimited speed and no downtime. Just a shame that your internet is under the same restriction as the ones in North Korea.

I wish for someone to cook an awesome meal for me.

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Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#44 - 2013-04-25 16:10:05 UTC
Zimmy Zeta wrote:
I wish I had a threesome with Jessica Rabbit and Miss Piggy.

Wish granted, Ms Piggy has a litter of weird Pig/huamn hybrids of which you must pay child support and medical fees for them to be studied as freaks of nature.

I wish Detroit was a nice place to have a mansion in.

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Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#45 - 2013-04-25 16:27:50 UTC
Kirjava wrote:
Zimmy Zeta wrote:
I wish I had a threesome with Jessica Rabbit and Miss Piggy.

Wish granted, Ms Piggy has a litter of weird Pig/huamn hybrids of which you must pay child support and medical fees for them to be studied as freaks of nature.

I wish Detroit was a nice place to have a mansion in.


Wait..I get my own personal army of pigmen and can even use them for medical testing? I thought there was supposed to be some drawback?

Your wish is granted, Detroit is now a nice place to have a mansion in. But since you only had one wish, your first wish gets deleted, and while Detroit is surely nice now, you neither have a sock puppet nor a mansion there.


I wish I had your sock puppet and mansion.

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#46 - 2013-04-25 16:52:34 UTC
Zimmy Zeta wrote:


I wish I had your sock puppet and mansion.

The sock puppet is crusty and the blue Mansion has a bear in it.

I wish for Bitcoin to be worth more than 200.

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Melek D'Ivri
Illuminated Overwatch Group
#47 - 2013-04-26 00:57:10 UTC
Kirjava wrote:
Zimmy Zeta wrote:


I wish I had your sock puppet and mansion.

The sock puppet is crusty and the blue Mansion has a bear in it.

I wish for Bitcoin to be worth more than 200.


Granted! It's now worth 300....Angry Spartans you just ticked off.

I wish I had an epic beard.
Leo DeSeis
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#48 - 2013-04-26 01:42:48 UTC
Wish granted, but it grew too long, you tripped on it and fell off a bridge.

I wish for some nutella

Warning: Reading my posts may cause eyeball cancer.
Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#49 - 2013-04-26 01:48:08 UTC
Leo DeSeis wrote:
Wish granted, but it grew too long, you tripped on it and fell off a bridge.

I wish for some nutella

Granted you have it. You look away for a few minutes and suddenly Germans steal it all!

I wish I could write a great Novel that defined the age.

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Leo DeSeis
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#50 - 2013-04-26 02:10:22 UTC
Granted, then the world ends.

I wish I could own a Tegu

Warning: Reading my posts may cause eyeball cancer.
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#51 - 2013-04-26 12:43:01 UTC
I have no idea what a Tegu is, so you gain a cookie instead.

I wish I had more motivation to study.

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Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#52 - 2013-04-26 13:31:29 UTC
Granted. As you are sitting in an open air cafe, a mysterious person dumps a vial of fluid into your coffee. As you drink the coffee, you understand that their are unknowns in the universe that must be persued. However, as you stumble across this revelation, an ad for telemarketing imprints itself on your mind. You quit your lucrative job in the medical industry to search the fathomless unknowns in telemarketing.

I wish I could control the weather.

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Totalrx
NA No Assholes
#53 - 2013-04-26 19:23:27 UTC
It's hot. It's dry. You deem that moisture should fall from the sky.

And with a small gesture from you, start falling it does. It starts slowly at first as you exercise control over your power. It builds in strength and volume until it's soaking everything in it's path.

Now, stop peeing on the ant bed and do something constructive!

I wish I were 28 years old again.
Kiana Firn
Doomheim
#54 - 2013-04-27 21:35:34 UTC
Totalrx wrote:
It's hot. It's dry. You deem that moisture should fall from the sky.

And with a small gesture from you, start falling it does. It starts slowly at first as you exercise control over your power. It builds in strength and volume until it's soaking everything in it's path.

Now, stop peeing on the ant bed and do something constructive!

I wish I were 28 years old again.

You are 28 years old in dog years.

I wish I could kill people with my mind.
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#55 - 2013-04-27 22:06:48 UTC
Wish granted. But you soon realized that you were unable to control it and you got lonely after killing your family and friends.

I wish I had started eve before.

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Yami Badasaz
The Black Widow Company.
#56 - 2013-04-29 03:30:46 UTC
Mizhir wrote:
Wish granted. But you soon realized that you were unable to control it and you got lonely after killing your family and friends.

I wish I had started eve before.


You get your wish and you have been playing since the start of the game. However, your account get's perma banned. :D


I wish i had a better job.
Commissar Kate
Kesukka
#57 - 2013-04-29 03:38:34 UTC
Yami Badasaz wrote:
Mizhir wrote:
Wish granted. But you soon realized that you were unable to control it and you got lonely after killing your family and friends.

I wish I had started eve before.


You get your wish and you have been playing since the start of the game. However, your account get's perma banned. :D


I wish i had a better job.



You get a better job, but you get fired the next day.

I wish I could think of something to wish for.

-k8

My Fanclub
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#58 - 2013-04-29 09:07:09 UTC
You broke the game and will now be punished for it.

I wish CCP spend some resources on WiS

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Commissar Kate
Kesukka
#59 - 2013-04-29 13:43:15 UTC
Mizhir wrote:
You broke the game and will now be punished for it.

I wish CCP spend some resources on WiS



CCP makes WiS but Miz turns into Amarr male.


I wish my avatar was not so attractive. Blink

-k8

My Fanclub
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#60 - 2013-04-29 13:58:46 UTC  |  Edited by: Mizhir
Commissar Kate wrote:
Mizhir wrote:
You broke the game and will now be punished for it.

I wish CCP spend some resources on WiS



CCP makes WiS but Miz turns into Amarr male.


I wish my avatar was not so attractive. Blink


Wish granted, but Kate turns into vherokior and you regret everything when you see how horrible your eyes look.

I wish I could get rid of that damn headache I got now.

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