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Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation Mk. III
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Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#21 - 2013-04-23 22:52:12 UTC
Melek D'Ivri wrote:

Quote:

With weevils.
Twisted


Swingset!


Your swingset waits until you in the air before spontaneously combusting, then collapsing.

I wish for a jetski

You receive a jetski.
It is however a shark with Duck tape, good luck.

I wish for a faster internet connection.

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silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#22 - 2013-04-23 23:53:38 UTC
Kirjava wrote:
Melek D'Ivri wrote:

Quote:

With weevils.
Twisted


Swingset!


Your swingset waits until you in the air before spontaneously combusting, then collapsing.

I wish for a jetski

You receive a jetski.
It is however a shark with Duck tape, good luck.

I wish for a faster internet connection.
You get your speedy connection. And a corresponding increase in spam, pop-ups, pop-unders and malicious sites posing as adverts.


I wish for the end of all spam.

Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.

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Melek D'Ivri
Illuminated Overwatch Group
#23 - 2013-04-24 00:39:40 UTC
Quote:

You receive a jetski.
It is however a shark with Duck tape, good luck.

I wish for a faster internet connection.
You get your speedy connection. And a corresponding increase in spam, pop-ups, pop-unders and malicious sites posing as adverts.


I wish for the end of all spam.
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Congratulations! Processed and canned meat no longer exists. (SPAM)

Unfortunately your selfish wish caused many of earths poverty stricken to go hungry, so they start calling, emailing, and writing letters to you. Also they camp your home.

You can't leave, but are going crazy because the phone never stops.

I wish for a giant snake
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#24 - 2013-04-24 14:58:11 UTC
You get your giant snake, and man is it a good one. That's you chained to it. A great granted wish, too bad you didn't get to enjoy it long.

I wish I had a good analog reverb pedal for my guitar.
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#25 - 2013-04-24 15:05:16 UTC
Khergit Deserters wrote:

I wish I had a good analog reverb pedal for my guitar.

You recieve a vintage Maxon AD-900 in pristine condition. But your amp blew.


I wish for a top-quality banjo.

Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.

Didn't vote? Then you voted for NulBloc
Matthew97
#26 - 2013-04-24 15:27:05 UTC
silens vesica wrote:
Khergit Deserters wrote:

I wish I had a good analog reverb pedal for my guitar.

You recieve a vintage Maxon AD-900 in pristine condition. But your amp blew.


I wish for a top-quality banjo.



You have been sent the best quality banjo in the world, however you are unable to ever play it as the delivery guy stole it.

I wish for lots o' money :D
Dimitri Falco
Smoothe Around The Edges
#27 - 2013-04-24 17:41:35 UTC
Granted. Now, where should I put your fifty tonnes of Zimbabwean dollars Twisted



I wish for whisky....
Commissar Kate
Kesukka
#28 - 2013-04-24 18:06:33 UTC
Dimitri Falco wrote:
Granted. Now, where should I put your fifty tonnes of Zimbabwean dollars Twisted



I wish for whisky....




You get the bottom shelf, no name, gut rot whiskey.




I wish for a new TV.

-k8

My Fanclub
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#29 - 2013-04-24 18:11:21 UTC
Commissar Kate wrote:


I wish for a new TV.


TV Granted. It's just a shame that it only displays brown colours.



I wish for a trip to the moon

❤️️💛💚💙💜
Commissar Kate
Kesukka
#30 - 2013-04-24 18:27:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Commissar Kate
Mizhir wrote:
Commissar Kate wrote:


I wish for a new TV.


TV Granted. It's just a shame that it only displays brown colours.



I wish for a trip to the moon



Unfortunately, your rocket is designed by Kerbals and this happens.


I wish for more wishesLol

-k8

My Fanclub
Melek D'Ivri
Illuminated Overwatch Group
#31 - 2013-04-24 18:38:36 UTC
Quote:



Unfortunately, your rocket is designed by Kerbals and this happens.


I wish for more wishesLol


Your wish is granted! You now can wish for more "friend" time with Hank from cell 4D (You just got transferred there! yay!). He will grant your wish any time of the day or night!

I wish I never get put in Hank's cell. I've seen what he did to the last guy...
Aldris Yazria
Doomheim
#32 - 2013-04-24 21:21:54 UTC
Melek D'Ivri wrote:
Quote:



Unfortunately, your rocket is designed by Kerbals and this happens.


I wish for more wishesLol


Your wish is granted! You now can wish for more "friend" time with Hank from cell 4D (You just got transferred there! yay!). He will grant your wish any time of the day or night!

I wish I never get put in Hank's cell. I've seen what he did to the last guy...


Granted. You will now share a cell with the only man that ever made Hank cry like a little girl.

I wish I'd win the lottery.
Commissar Kate
Kesukka
#33 - 2013-04-24 23:56:36 UTC
Aldris Yazria wrote:
Melek D'Ivri wrote:
Quote:



Unfortunately, your rocket is designed by Kerbals and this happens.


I wish for more wishesLol


Your wish is granted! You now can wish for more "friend" time with Hank from cell 4D (You just got transferred there! yay!). He will grant your wish any time of the day or night!

I wish I never get put in Hank's cell. I've seen what he did to the last guy...


Granted. You will now share a cell with the only man that ever made Hank cry like a little girl.

I wish I'd win the lottery.


You win the lottery, but later you find that you actually won the Nigerian lottery and have to pay $1000 to claim your prize.



I wish I was good at EvE.

-k8

My Fanclub
Leo DeSeis
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#34 - 2013-04-24 23:59:40 UTC
Wish granted, but CCP shuts down

I wish everyone loved me

Warning: Reading my posts may cause eyeball cancer.
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#35 - 2013-04-25 13:50:19 UTC
Wish granted. Everyone loved you, but then a maniac fan killed you.

I wish for a pony.

❤️️💛💚💙💜
Commissar Kate
Kesukka
#36 - 2013-04-25 13:52:23 UTC
Mizhir wrote:
Wish granted. Everyone loved you, but then a maniac fan killed you.

I wish for a pony.



You receive my little pony toys.

I wish for a sandwich.

-k8

My Fanclub
Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#37 - 2013-04-25 14:03:19 UTC
Commissar Kate wrote:


I wish for a sandwich.


Done! A delightful plastic wrapped sandwich drops into your hand. You pull the wrapper from it savoring the scents when someone jars your arm and the sandwich drops into the mud.


I wish I liked veggies.

Host of High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/

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Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#38 - 2013-04-25 14:06:20 UTC
Wish granted. You turned into a bunny.

I wish I had more hours each day.

❤️️💛💚💙💜
Aldris Yazria
Doomheim
#39 - 2013-04-25 15:31:33 UTC
Mizhir wrote:
Wish granted. You turned into a bunny.

I wish I had more hours each day.


Granted. You receive a Time Turner. The first time you use it to go back
in time your past self is so surprised to see your future self that you drop it and it breaks. You are stuck in an endless loop and
have an infinite number of hours in one day.

I wish that I speak Whale.
Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#40 - 2013-04-25 15:35:21 UTC
Aldris Yazria wrote:
Mizhir wrote:
Wish granted. You turned into a bunny.

I wish I had more hours each day.


Granted. You receive a Time Turner. The first time you use it to go back
in time your past self is so surprised to see your future self that you drop it and it breaks. You are stuck in an endless loop and
have an infinite number of hours in one day.

I wish that I speak Whale.

You can now speek Whale.

You are promptly kidnapped by William Shatner to argue with an oversized tin can.

I wish I had a sock puppet.

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