Out of Pod Experience

You are surprised. So very very surprised in fact your face freezes in the largest form of surprise it can possibly handle. You find love and she overcomes your surprise at anything and everything she does, but eventually becomes fearful and bored of your surprise and goes out in search of other surprise. SURPRISE. The day she decides to tell you about her on-going affair you are scheduled for emergency face reconstruction, and the doctors fearing you may relapse in to your surprise-frozen state instead give you the largest smile they possibly can. You wake up in this state to the voice of your one true love telling you she's leaving.

You smile.

I wish I was her new surprise.

[Welcome back Amaroq.]

Rules for new people to this:

"If any of you remember the original Corrupt-a-Wish thread, then you don't need me to explain it. But I will explain it for those who haven't heard of it yet.

Basically, you grant the wish of the poster above you, but you corrupt it in some minor way. Then, you make your own wish."

The wish is granted.
Peace in EVE.
CCP completely removes pvp from the game, but adds more exciting mining and hauling missions.


I wish for bacon.

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Bacon! You've got Bacon!
Do-it-yourself bacon. In your kitchen, a fresh-from-the-sty hog, all for your breakfast delight!


I want beer.
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You get beer. A horrible degenerative disease makes you small and you pretty much fall into a vat of beer, then spill through the escape hatch into a frying pan.

You are now beer battered shrimp.

I want something yummy to eat.

Your wish is granted, you get space flight however noone bothered to invent a way to keep you alive during the flight in the rush to fulfill your wish. Upon entering space you suffer a slow and painful death.

I wish for a triple bacon pizza :D

Wish Granted, the fastest ship in EvE is yours. However the engines are very un-reliable causing you fall out of warp several times before failing completely stranding you.

I wish for super PVP Skills

Your wish is granted. You are shipwrecked on a deserted island. The ship and the island have a lifetime easy supply of food and shelter, so without working a day in your life you grow old and die there alone.

I wish that no one would grant my wish so that this thread would die.

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Your wish to not be granted is granted in the form of this thread becoming the most popular thread ever.

I wish that CQ was finished.[/quote]

CQ is finished, but they decided on only dancing males. No girls allowed.

I wish I had a mint condition L'Benito acoustic guitar

I wish I had a mint condition L'Benito acoustic guitar[/quote]

Here comes your mint condition L'Benito acoustic guitar. Too bad you accidentally bang the headstock on the wall, drop a pair of pliers on it while changing the strings, and alternately store it in your roasting hot attic and damp basement, thereby warping the neck in two different directions.

Ninja'ed Edit: And you accidentally lock it up in an inaccessible vault.

@Silens
Oh, you get your bread alright. For some reason it appears to be crawling with black specks. You like don't mind a few weevils do you? They're rich in digestible protein. And these are already gut-loaded with tasty bread matter.

I wish people would just grow up and be reasonable.

Wish granted. My Christmas is filled with doom and despair however. Just the way I like it.

I wish you have an equally merry Christmas.

With weevils.



Swingset!