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FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#121 - 2011-10-21 01:37:50 UTC  |  Edited by: FloppieTheBanjoClown
charlietink wrote:
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A disgusting American creation; a frozen food which consists of stale bread stuffed with something that appears to be an imitation of real food, often pizza toppings that failed the more rigid quality standards at the cat food factory. It is microwaved until it explodes and then consumed by obese teenagers. It also takes up far too much space in our grocery stores.


Love the description ! sounds delightfully tasty and nutritious ! are these things, objects or rancid mixtures of different sick or excrement types also known as TV dinner's ? What?

Always wondered what they are aswell.


They're related to TV dinners. An evolutionary offshoot, let's say. TV dinners take basic food products, remove any sense of freshness, flavor, or nutrition, and then package the remains in a plastic plate with a sheet of cellophane on top. These are heated until they reach the consistency of soft plastic before being eaten in solitude by bitter, divorced people.

Hot pockets started as a way to make pizzas more portable at the expense of being less appetizing. They have since expanded their line to include wrapping various TV dinners in bread as well, and most recently they have added things that might dubiously be called breakfast foods.

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Green Beans
R and J Inc.
#122 - 2011-10-21 01:38:36 UTC  |  Edited by: Green Beans
You get em, Ebony! I knew someone who went to E3 and he said EVERYONE there was fat and needed a shower. No one would kill a badger unless it was loaded with shiny loot (prostitutes or nice implants) unless they wanted to grief. Nerds think the internet is anonymous so they like to grief, because to them, no one else matters but themselves. X

EDIT: I am gonna get flamed to ache-eee-double toothpicks for this!

This line for rent! YOUR AD HERE!

FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#123 - 2011-10-21 01:38:41 UTC
Ammzi wrote:
How can people assume this is not a troll?
Seriously, obvious troll is obvious. He couldn't be more obvious unless he had a monocle!

-1/10 ... I read the first sentence and I was like *this is going to be good*. Now I am leaving disappointed!


Just troll the troll and have fun with it.

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charlietink
Fast Acting Gentlemen Squad
#124 - 2011-10-21 01:53:47 UTC
Think of the trolling of a troll like a public hanging in the 1600's, fun for all the family !
Ebony Shakiel
Doomheim
#125 - 2011-10-21 17:03:19 UTC
Green Beans wrote:
You get em, Ebony! I knew someone who went to E3 and he said EVERYONE there was fat and needed a shower. No one would kill a badger unless it was loaded with shiny loot (prostitutes or nice implants) unless they wanted to grief. Nerds think the internet is anonymous so they like to grief, because to them, no one else matters but themselves. X

EDIT: I am gonna get flamed to ache-eee-double toothpicks for this!


Thanks Greenbeans, now if I could just get these damn acnee-pockmarked-hotpocket-eating-NERD Trolls out of my thread, I'd be happy.

First you take my badger, then you take my thread when I try to warn others of griefers...

This game is a joke

Your first post was so full of passion, and angst, and fury, so much that as I read your post I could feel a shiver trickle down my spine... as that tingle slowly made its way to my buttcrack, only to end in such a climax, leaving a single moist spot on the front my panties. -Riley Madison
Nariya Kentaya
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#126 - 2011-10-21 17:16:14 UTC
Ebony Shakiel wrote:

This game is a joke


internet spaceshipz is serious business.

but seriosuly, you came to CRIME and PUNISHMENT to whine about getting griefed? that's like an englishman walking into a pub and complaining about all the damn irishmen outside. conclusion? he gets beat up repeatedly and made fun fo for the rest of his life.

quit being butthurt OP, it was a lousy Badger, i can think of many more expensive things you could have lost, and its your own fault for not taking precautions, whetehr it be lack of tank or just being completely braindead in a fight.

you know what's sad? you want all the trolls gone, but we who are trolling you are the only ones besides you posting, and i dont think being alone in a thread is all that fun.
Ebony Shakiel
Doomheim
#127 - 2011-10-21 18:48:37 UTC
Nariya Kentaya wrote:
Ebony Shakiel wrote:

This game is a joke


internet spaceshipz is serious business.

but seriosuly, you came to CRIME and PUNISHMENT to whine about getting griefed? that's like an englishman walking into a pub and complaining about all the damn irishmen outside. conclusion? he gets beat up repeatedly and made fun fo for the rest of his life.

quit being butthurt OP, it was a lousy Badger, i can think of many more expensive things you could have lost, and its your own fault for not taking precautions, whetehr it be lack of tank or just being completely braindead in a fight.

you know what's sad? you want all the trolls gone, but we who are trolling you are the only ones besides you posting, and i dont think being alone in a thread is all that fun.



please contain your butthurt. If you don't have anything positive to contrubute, don't post.

kthxbye

Your first post was so full of passion, and angst, and fury, so much that as I read your post I could feel a shiver trickle down my spine... as that tingle slowly made its way to my buttcrack, only to end in such a climax, leaving a single moist spot on the front my panties. -Riley Madison
Drake Draconis
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#128 - 2011-10-21 18:52:12 UTC
Ebony Shakiel wrote:
Nariya Kentaya wrote:
Ebony Shakiel wrote:

This game is a joke


internet spaceshipz is serious business.

but seriosuly, you came to CRIME and PUNISHMENT to whine about getting griefed? that's like an englishman walking into a pub and complaining about all the damn irishmen outside. conclusion? he gets beat up repeatedly and made fun fo for the rest of his life.

quit being butthurt OP, it was a lousy Badger, i can think of many more expensive things you could have lost, and its your own fault for not taking precautions, whetehr it be lack of tank or just being completely braindead in a fight.

you know what's sad? you want all the trolls gone, but we who are trolling you are the only ones besides you posting, and i dont think being alone in a thread is all that fun.



please contain your butthurt. If you don't have anything positive to contrubute, don't post.

kthxbye


Says the butthurt with broken spine of emo-rage one.
"Kettle calling Pot Black"

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Ebony Shakiel
Doomheim
#129 - 2011-10-21 18:59:06 UTC
Drake Draconis wrote:
Ebony Shakiel wrote:
Nariya Kentaya wrote:
Ebony Shakiel wrote:

This game is a joke


internet spaceshipz is serious business.

but seriosuly, you came to CRIME and PUNISHMENT to whine about getting griefed? that's like an englishman walking into a pub and complaining about all the damn irishmen outside. conclusion? he gets beat up repeatedly and made fun fo for the rest of his life.

quit being butthurt OP, it was a lousy Badger, i can think of many more expensive things you could have lost, and its your own fault for not taking precautions, whetehr it be lack of tank or just being completely braindead in a fight.

you know what's sad? you want all the trolls gone, but we who are trolling you are the only ones besides you posting, and i dont think being alone in a thread is all that fun.



please contain your butthurt. If you don't have anything positive to contrubute, don't post.

kthxbye


Says the butthurt with broken spine of emo-rage one.
"Kettle calling Pot Black"


Nice try, NERD. I know your proactive supply is running short but that doesn't mean you have to get testy.

Your first post was so full of passion, and angst, and fury, so much that as I read your post I could feel a shiver trickle down my spine... as that tingle slowly made its way to my buttcrack, only to end in such a climax, leaving a single moist spot on the front my panties. -Riley Madison
Khazarn Areth
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#130 - 2011-10-21 19:15:44 UTC
Ebony Shakiel wrote:
Drake Draconis wrote:
Ebony Shakiel wrote:
Nariya Kentaya wrote:
Ebony Shakiel wrote:

This game is a joke


internet spaceshipz is serious business.

but seriosuly, you came to CRIME and PUNISHMENT to whine about getting griefed? that's like an englishman walking into a pub and complaining about all the damn irishmen outside. conclusion? he gets beat up repeatedly and made fun fo for the rest of his life.

quit being butthurt OP, it was a lousy Badger, i can think of many more expensive things you could have lost, and its your own fault for not taking precautions, whetehr it be lack of tank or just being completely braindead in a fight.

you know what's sad? you want all the trolls gone, but we who are trolling you are the only ones besides you posting, and i dont think being alone in a thread is all that fun.



please contain your butthurt. If you don't have anything positive to contrubute, don't post.

kthxbye


Says the butthurt with broken spine of emo-rage one.
"Kettle calling Pot Black"


Nice try, NERD. I know your proactive supply is running short but that doesn't mean you have to get testy.


Trolls gonna troll

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Maxpie
MUSE LLP
#131 - 2011-10-21 19:54:35 UTC
My first thought was 0/10, but 7 pages! 7 pages!!! Either I entirely misjudged the troll attempt, or the quality of trolling has fallen so far that something like this earns 7 pages. I'm guessing the latter.

No good deed goes unpunished
Drake Draconis
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#132 - 2011-10-21 20:00:58 UTC
Ebony Shakiel wrote:

Nice try, NERD. I know your proactive supply is running short but that doesn't mean you have to get testy.



Awww...Did I hurt the widdle nerdy smacktalker's fweelings?

Isn't that cute!Lol

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Jack Carrigan
Order of the Shadow
#133 - 2011-10-21 20:30:10 UTC
Hmm, I sense a bitter irony.

Exhibition of hurt feelings or butthurt. Something ZeroSeven is known for.

And yet he's trying to show his superiority over another emo-whiner. How ****ing classic is that?

I am the One who exists in Shadow. I am the Devil your parents warned you about.

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Drake Draconis
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#134 - 2011-10-21 20:40:56 UTC
Jack Carrigan wrote:
Hmm, I sense a bitter irony.

Exhibition of hurt feelings or butthurt. Something ZeroSeven is known for.

And yet he's trying to show his superiority over another emo-whiner. How ****ing classic is that?



How unoriginal..obsessed buthurt guy who cant help but be obsessed in smacktalking me without hesitation.

Your worse that emo-rage poster over there.

Keep raging jack.

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Ativan Loko
The Poors
#135 - 2011-10-21 20:57:06 UTC  |  Edited by: Ativan Loko
Ebony Shakiel wrote:
I want to start off by saying all of you are nerds who wouldn't know what a women felt like unless someone told you.

The other day I was flying in amarr with my brand new badger that I bought all by myself. I have a job and have a social life so it took me a long time of playing to get the isk together. I earned every single ISK that went into that badger!

One of you dumb nerds decided it would be a funny to steal from me. I locked that Nerd up quicker than you can say "Proactive" and the next thing I know my ship is blown up!

Frankly, all of you nerds disgust me. Since you can't get women like I can, you take it out on innocent players by blowing their space ships up. You all need to go outside and GET A LIFE!

I go out at least 4 times a week and get laid whenever I want because I am a badass. Unlike you stupid nerds who spend all your life in front of a computer monitor to play space ship games with eachother. I actually talk with women and know how to communicate. Unlike you nerds who can't even get up the courage to go outside!


You will all end up alone in the end because of your horrible hygene and bad eating habbits.



Mannn... Your my hero, can you mentor me to be a douche too?
Anachronic
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#136 - 2011-10-21 20:58:37 UTC
Ebony Shakiel wrote:
I want to start off by saying all of you are nerds who wouldn't know what a women felt like unless someone told you.

The other day I was flying in amarr with my brand new badger that I bought all by myself. I have a job and have a social life so it took me a long time of playing to get the isk together. I earned every single ISK that went into that badger!

One of you dumb nerds decided it would be a funny to steal from me. I locked that Nerd up quicker than you can say "Proactive" and the next thing I know my ship is blown up!

Frankly, all of you nerds disgust me. Since you can't get women like I can, you take it out on innocent players by blowing their space ships up. You all need to go outside and GET A LIFE!

I go out at least 4 times a week and get laid whenever I want because I am a badass. Unlike you stupid nerds who spend all your life in front of a computer monitor to play space ship games with eachother. I actually talk with women and know how to communicate. Unlike you nerds who can't even get up the courage to go outside!


You will all end up alone in the end because of your horrible hygene and bad eating habbits.


I hope you are happy! I quit!



I'm really not sure


Also...u mad?
Ebony Shakiel
Doomheim
#137 - 2011-10-21 22:10:13 UTC
Jack Carrigan wrote:
Hmm, I sense a bitter irony.

Exhibition of hurt feelings or butthurt. Something ZeroSeven is known for.

And yet he's trying to show his superiority over another emo-whiner. How ****ing classic is that?



Jack, You're alright.

That guy is just mad cause I called him out on being a virgin.

Your first post was so full of passion, and angst, and fury, so much that as I read your post I could feel a shiver trickle down my spine... as that tingle slowly made its way to my buttcrack, only to end in such a climax, leaving a single moist spot on the front my panties. -Riley Madison
Vrykolakasis
Sparrowhawks Corp
#138 - 2011-10-21 23:53:49 UTC
May I suggest that given the 7 pages of responses, win troll is win?
Vrykolakasis
Sparrowhawks Corp
#139 - 2011-10-21 23:54:27 UTC
Oh, and Capital KM > Vagina
FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#140 - 2011-10-22 00:13:52 UTC
I just want to point out that there are 15 occurrences of the term "butthurt" on page 7 alone. 16 if this post makes the same page.

Time to expand your vocabularies, guys.

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