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Nariya Kentaya
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#181 - 2011-10-28 21:15:40 UTC  |  Edited by: Nariya Kentaya
Clarina Kusoni wrote:
Ebony Shakiel wrote:
I hope you are happy! I quit!


Still posting nearly two weeks later

so can we just agree that OP surpassed Rebecca Black as century's biggest attention wh*re?
Charis Loftus
Doomheim
#182 - 2011-10-28 22:04:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Charis Loftus
Ordinarily, I'd simply roll my eyes and give such a troll attempt by the OP a 1/10. However, the troll food (yes, including mine) keeps coming. I assume, because such obvious trolling is so fail, it's irresistible (alright, yes, it could be b/c I'm among those who are a bit trollable). This very thing makes this troll at least somewhat successful (while remaining obvious), but also quite amusing.

4/10 for comic value, and for the red mark I gave myself from facepalming too hard (which just adds to the comic value).

OP, you're funny. Nerd rage more, please. You can comment on my surely-present stretch marks and my perpetual virginity (such contradictions are great troll material) and my nerdy kids, including my nerdy toddler who probably just plays Eve all day b/c she's intellectually challenged and can't manage to get hugs from her teddy bears (great for getting us to argue about the logic of your arguments. More funnies). I bet you get hugs from your teddy bears any time you want.

Or how bout something more intelligent. Like.... acne and pale skin.

There we go.... pale skin.
OP, you should rage on people like me with pale skin. Because we all know that all the Eve players are alll pasty-skinned. Especially us girls. Yeah, that definitely makes me totally ugly. Blink

K, you keep going. I'll go get the popcorn and settle down for a laugh at the inevitable fat-gamer-girl jokes (because we all know that I'm probably really fat too). *snicker*

I'll try to avoid facepalming so hard though. Someone might think hubby slapped me across the forehead.

Another idea? while mocking our personal lives and swearing you're not a troll, you might start misspelling words or abusing punctuation and grammar. This usually gets some people riled up, and then still more people start flaming "spelling Nazis" and "grammar Nazis" and such.
Cerisia
Red Phoenix Rising
#183 - 2011-10-28 22:33:26 UTC
Charis Loftus wrote:
Ordinarily, I'd simply roll my eyes and give such a troll attempt by the OP a 1/10. However, the troll food (yes, including mine) keeps coming. I assume, because such obvious trolling is so fail, it's irresistible (alright, yes, it could be b/c I'm among those who are a bit trollable). This very thing makes this troll at least somewhat successful (while remaining obvious), but also quite amusing.

4/10 for comic value, and for the red mark I gave myself from facepalming too hard (which just adds to the comic value).

OP, you're funny. Nerd rage more, please. You can comment on my surely-present stretch marks and my perpetual virginity (such contradictions are great troll material) and my nerdy kids, including my nerdy toddler who probably just plays Eve all day b/c she's intellectually challenged and can't manage to get hugs from her teddy bears (great for getting us to argue about the logic of your arguments. More funnies). I bet you get hugs from your teddy bears any time you want.

Or how bout something more intelligent. Like.... acne and pale skin.

There we go.... pale skin.
OP, you should rage on people like me with pale skin. Because we all know that all the Eve players are alll pasty-skinned. Especially us girls. Yeah, that definitely makes me totally ugly. Blink

K, you keep going. I'll go get the popcorn and settle down for a laugh at the inevitable fat-gamer-girl jokes. *snicker*

I'll try to avoid facepalming so hard though. Someone might think hubby slapped me across the forehead.

Another idea? while mocking our personal lives and swearing you're not a troll, you might start misspelling words or abusing punctuation and grammar. This usually gets some people riled up, and then still more people start flaming "spelling *****" and "grammar *****" and such.


Says everthing I wanted to say about this thread.
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CCP Navigator
C C P
C C P Alliance
#184 - 2011-10-29 13:28:58 UTC
This thread has pretty much run out of gas.

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