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Ebony Shakiel
Doomheim
#1 - 2011-10-17 22:55:08 UTC
I want to start off by saying all of you are nerds who wouldn't know what a women felt like unless someone told you.

The other day I was flying in amarr with my brand new badger that I bought all by myself. I have a job and have a social life so it took me a long time of playing to get the isk together. I earned every single ISK that went into that badger!

One of you dumb nerds decided it would be a funny to steal from me. I locked that Nerd up quicker than you can say "Proactive" and the next thing I know my ship is blown up!

Frankly, all of you nerds disgust me. Since you can't get women like I can, you take it out on innocent players by blowing their space ships up. You all need to go outside and GET A LIFE!

I go out at least 4 times a week and get laid whenever I want because I am a badass. Unlike you stupid nerds who spend all your life in front of a computer monitor to play space ship games with eachother. I actually talk with women and know how to communicate. Unlike you nerds who can't even get up the courage to go outside!


You will all end up alone in the end because of your horrible hygene and bad eating habbits.


I hope you are happy! I quit!

Your first post was so full of passion, and angst, and fury, so much that as I read your post I could feel a shiver trickle down my spine... as that tingle slowly made its way to my buttcrack, only to end in such a climax, leaving a single moist spot on the front my panties. -Riley Madison
Collin Dow
Glorious Revolution
#2 - 2011-10-17 22:56:47 UTC
Cool story, bro.

The Glorious Revolution is a great (awful) corp, and you should (not) join today, comrade!
Ebony Shakiel
Doomheim
#3 - 2011-10-17 22:59:36 UTC
Collin Dow wrote:
Cool story, bro.


People like you make me want to quit eve. Why don't you just grow up already?

Your first post was so full of passion, and angst, and fury, so much that as I read your post I could feel a shiver trickle down my spine... as that tingle slowly made its way to my buttcrack, only to end in such a climax, leaving a single moist spot on the front my panties. -Riley Madison
The Crushah
Yarrtards With Epeen
#4 - 2011-10-17 23:04:45 UTC
:notsureifserious:
Steve Ronuken
Fuzzwork Enterprises
Vote Steve Ronuken for CSM
#5 - 2011-10-17 23:06:38 UTC
0/10, must try harder.

Woo! CSM XI!

Fuzzwork Enterprises

Twitter: @fuzzysteve on Twitter
Parsec Seti
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2011-10-17 23:06:42 UTC
This will end well...

"Welcome to you're doom!"
Vandy ColdStone
Doomheim
#7 - 2011-10-17 23:07:28 UTC
Bad troll.

1/10.

+1 only because you PLAY a female and you are clearly either trolling, or talking about thy self. Good day sir.

Ebony Shakiel
Doomheim
#8 - 2011-10-17 23:08:44 UTC
Vandy ColdStone wrote:
Bad troll.

1/10.

+1 only because you PLAY a female and you are clearly either trolling, or talking about thy self. Good day sir.




Like you know anything about women...

Nice try, jerk

Your first post was so full of passion, and angst, and fury, so much that as I read your post I could feel a shiver trickle down my spine... as that tingle slowly made its way to my buttcrack, only to end in such a climax, leaving a single moist spot on the front my panties. -Riley Madison
Wylee Coyote
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#9 - 2011-10-17 23:08:48 UTC
Ebony Shakiel wrote:
I want to start off by saying all of you are nerds who wouldn't know what a women felt like unless someone told you.

The other day I was flying in amarr with my brand new badger that I bought all by myself. I have a job and have a social life so it took me a long time of playing to get the isk together. I earned every single ISK that went into that badger!

One of you dumb nerds decided it would be a funny to steal from me. I locked that Nerd up quicker than you can say "Proactive" and the next thing I know my ship is blown up!

Frankly, all of you nerds disgust me. Since you can't get women like I can, you take it out on innocent players by blowing their space ships up. You all need to go outside and GET A LIFE!

I go out at least 4 times a week and get laid whenever I want because I am a badass. Unlike you stupid nerds who spend all your life in front of a computer monitor to play space ship games with eachother. I actually talk with women and know how to communicate. Unlike you nerds who can't even get up the courage to go outside!


You will all end up alone in the end because of your horrible hygene and bad eating habbits.


I hope you are happy! I quit!


Trolling way too hard...
Ebony Shakiel
Doomheim
#10 - 2011-10-17 23:09:33 UTC
Vandy ColdStone wrote:
Bad troll.

1/10.

+1 only because you PLAY a female and you are clearly either trolling, or talking about thy self. Good day sir.





GRRRRRRRRR you are making me mad! Don't you people read? Y O U are ruining eve!

Your first post was so full of passion, and angst, and fury, so much that as I read your post I could feel a shiver trickle down my spine... as that tingle slowly made its way to my buttcrack, only to end in such a climax, leaving a single moist spot on the front my panties. -Riley Madison
Kellen Shimaya
#11 - 2011-10-17 23:09:44 UTC
So... why did you take the time to make this post instead of going to get laid?
Ebony Shakiel
Doomheim
#12 - 2011-10-17 23:12:10 UTC
Kellen Shimaya wrote:
So... why did you take the time to make this post instead of going to get laid?



I SAID I GO OUT 4 TIMES A WEEK, NOT EVERYDAY, NERD!

SOMETHING YOU WOULDN'T KNOW ABOUT!

Your first post was so full of passion, and angst, and fury, so much that as I read your post I could feel a shiver trickle down my spine... as that tingle slowly made its way to my buttcrack, only to end in such a climax, leaving a single moist spot on the front my panties. -Riley Madison
Steve Ronuken
Fuzzwork Enterprises
Vote Steve Ronuken for CSM
#13 - 2011-10-17 23:13:05 UTC
On the very off chance this isn't a troll, and I seriously doubt it, go talk to the industrial career agent. get a free indy.

Woo! CSM XI!

Fuzzwork Enterprises

Twitter: @fuzzysteve on Twitter
Jovan Geldon
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2011-10-17 23:13:55 UTC
1/10 for getting me to reply

Must do better, see me after class
Ebony Shakiel
Doomheim
#15 - 2011-10-17 23:14:22 UTC
Steve Ronuken wrote:
On the very off chance this isn't a troll, and I seriously doubt it, go talk to the industrial career agent. get a free indy.



The first helpful person in this whole thread, thank you.

How do I do this and where do I get one?

Your first post was so full of passion, and angst, and fury, so much that as I read your post I could feel a shiver trickle down my spine... as that tingle slowly made its way to my buttcrack, only to end in such a climax, leaving a single moist spot on the front my panties. -Riley Madison
The Crushah
Yarrtards With Epeen
#16 - 2011-10-17 23:14:44 UTC
Ebony Shakiel wrote:
Vandy ColdStone wrote:
Bad troll.

1/10.

+1 only because you PLAY a female and you are clearly either trolling, or talking about thy self. Good day sir.





GRRRRRRRRR you are making me mad! Don't you people read? Y O U are ruining eve!


Shush fatty. I make EVE awesome!
Steve Ronuken
Fuzzwork Enterprises
Vote Steve Ronuken for CSM
#17 - 2011-10-17 23:16:06 UTC
Again, assuming not a troll, pay attention to the tutorials. If you had, you'd know this already. hit f12. then use the 'show career agents' button. And get used to losing ships. Everyone does.

Woo! CSM XI!

Fuzzwork Enterprises

Twitter: @fuzzysteve on Twitter
kiwis-can-fly
State War Academy
Caldari State
#18 - 2011-10-17 23:16:33 UTC
Mate are you taking the **** well instead of spending money on hookers buy a plex and get a new ship.

BTW nice trolling !!!!NOT!!!!
Kellen Shimaya
#19 - 2011-10-17 23:16:37 UTC
Ebony Shakiel wrote:
Kellen Shimaya wrote:
So... why did you take the time to make this post instead of going to get laid?



I SAID I GO OUT 4 TIMES A WEEK, NOT EVERYDAY, NERD!

SOMETHING YOU WOULDN'T KNOW ABOUT!


uh huh
Skunk Gracklaw
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#20 - 2011-10-17 23:16:57 UTC
Lazy trolls make me sad.
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