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Burn Jita II: This Time We're Sirius!
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MailDeadDrop
Archon Industries
#1 - 2013-04-18 16:04:21 UTC  |  Edited by: MailDeadDrop
So Goons & other Burn Jita II participants (voluntary or otherwise Roll ), please share the humorous parts of the event here.

I'm under the impression that the event hasn't officially started yet (as of this writing), so I thought I'd throw out a little pre-event activity: what should this year's subtitle / tagline be? I listed mine in the thread title.

I'll pay 25M for the best (IMHO) submission; obviously my own submission is *NOT* in the running.

I'm looking forward to the ("Yakety Sax"-soundtracked) tales of BJ2 events...

MDD
n.b.: "Yakety Sax" is also commonly known as the "Benny Hill chase" song.

Update EVE Time: 2013.04.19 14:12
Rule update: Multiple entries are permitted.
Here are the entries so far. I've made some edits for clarity, etc.

Update EVE Time: 2013.04.22 15:36
Winners announced here
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Dave Stark: Burn Jita II: This time we remembered the matches
Anna Karhunen - Burn Jita Burn! EVE Inferno! (to the tune of "Disco Inferno" by The Trammps)
Metal Icarus - Burn Jita II: Because we blued everyone in nullsec who stands even a remote chance of fighting us
March rabbit - Burn Jita II: When everything already happened
Bizzaro Stormy MurphDog - Burn Jita II: Circle Jerk
Tank Talbot - Burn Jita II: Where HULK marshmallows aren’t green
Tank Talbot - Burn Jita II: Goon Creep
Tank Talbot - Burn Jita II: Requiem of the Invincible Statue
Frostys Virpio - Burn Jita II: Because WHY NOT?
Unsuccessfful At Everything - Burn Jita II: This time was different...this time....they were super serial
Sentamon - Burn Jita II: So boring, if it wasn't in Jita nobody would come
War Kitten - Burnin' Jita II: Electric Boogaloo
Shao Huang/Dave Stark - Burn Jita II: It hasn't happened yet, you early
Charlie Jacobson - Burn Jita II: "Are we there yet?"
Setaceous - Burn Jita II: now sponsored by Nads for Men
Akinesis - Burn Jita II: 'Cos no one gives a BJ like a Goon
Crompton Aberforth - Burn Jita II: all fired up and this is where we go!
Crompton Aberforth - Burn Jita II: for those who flamin' missed it the first time
Ranger 1 - Burn Jita II: Raiders of the Lost Ark
Ranger 1 - Burn Jita II: Is That Your Final Anshar?
Mistah Ewedynao - Burn Jita II: If this game gets any more boring, it's not even gonna be worth playing for free!
Marlona Sky - Burn Jita II: Cry for Attention
Elysium Foxx - Burn Jita II: Weekend at Burnies
Arduemont - Burn Jita II: Because Everyone Else is Blue
Mike Whiite - Burn Jita II: Better than Highlander II
War Kitten - Burn Jita 2: The Nomad Warrior
War Kitten - Burn Jita 2: From Rhea with Love
War Kitten - Burn Jita 2: Meet the Fokkers
AkJon Ferguson - Burn Jita II: Cuz Gianturco's wife said so
Khadi Nakrar - Burn Jita II: Coz its the only way goons can get a little bit of attention
Khadi Nakrar - Burn Jita II: Coz we are a pathetic alliance
Atlan Gozozal - Burn Jita II: Cry for attention
Atlan Gozozal - Burn Jita II: Life goes on for the rest of us!!!!!!!!!!
Arancar Australis - Burn Jita II : Ganking Down the Freight (to the tune of "Burning Down the House" by Talking Heads)
JamesCLK - Burn Jita II: We had leftover Tornadoes from last year
Aracimia Wolfe - Burn Jita II: Star Curse of the Princess Menace Wars Diaries
Xearal - Burn Jita II: Relighting the cinders
Xearal - Burn Jita II: Carebears Strike Back
Xearal - Burn Jita II: Revenge of the Donut
Xearal - Burn Jita II: Then The World
Dave Stark - Burn Jita II: Forcing one out every year, just like the new Star Wars films
Hayz Hayward - Burn Jita II: Because trade hubs are full of Le PvP
Jint Hikaru - Burn Jita II: Please please please pay attention to us...... (Editorial Q: to the tune of "Please Please Tell Me Now" by Duran Duran?)
Jasmine Nyteshade - Burn Jita II: Something Awful This Way Comes
Jasmine Nyteshade - Burn Jita II: Y U No Aspolde?
Jasmine Nyteshade - Burn Jita II: Freighter Sale next Tuesday
ConranAntoni - Burn Jita II: A Game of Freights
Kinis Deren - Burn Jita II: Attack of the scrubs
Kinis Deren - Burn Jita II: Groundhog day (yawn)
Kinis Deren - Burn Jita II: The search for content
Pepper Mind - Burn Jita II: Because Tecmoons don't provide tears
Signal11th - Burn Jita II: The only place left where they haven't given Mits a reacharound
Xanadu Redux - Burn Jita II: Damn the timing of the APHack bans!
Jerome Hauleralt - Burn Jita II: Celebrating another year of letting a bunch of douchebag forum trolls from Something Awful control an entire MMO
Tank Talbot - Burn Jita II: Null Sec Warriors (The New Sovereignty Grind)
DonRA Duki - Burn Jita II: When Time Stopped
Lord Zim - Burn Jita II: When Time Slowed Down to 10% Every Time a Freighter Popped
flakeys - Burn Jita II: the idea has become the institution
TEABO BAGGINS - Burn Jita II: This time I was there and I profited
Herzog Wolfhammer - Burn Jita II: We wrecked nullsec, now we mess with you
EvEa Deva - Burn Jita II: go to amarr for a few days
Caviar Liberta - Burn Jita II: You may eat the donut, but in Jita the donut eats you!
Mistah Ewedynao - Burn Jita II: Actually work on your production, sell it local, make a billion or so on local PI and just fart in the Goons direction
Jake Warbird - Burn Jita II: Doctor Who Cares
Liltha - Burn Jita II: Oops we did it again
Liltha - Burn Jita II: Null sec is boring/lonely
Liltha - Burn Jita II: Please notice us, please!
Liltha - Burn Jita II: Now with more gravy
Xython - Burn Jita II: Holy ****, these Pubbies are Buttmad
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Spurty
#2 - 2013-04-18 16:16:51 UTC
Cor its going to be GREAT!

FANTASTIC

EXCELLENT

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRILLIANT FUN

RAWR

CAN'T UPPERCASE MY UPPERCASE ANYMORE ... MUST TRY BOLD

So excited

Hyper ventilating .. must ... find ... paper ... bag .. to ... breath .. in....to.....

So giddy .. this is going to be the bestest day ever!

There are good ships,

And wood ships,

And ships that sail the sea

But the best ships are Spaceships

Built by CCP
Miilla
Hulkageddon Orphanage
#3 - 2013-04-18 16:21:21 UTC
who are you?
Dave Stark
#4 - 2013-04-18 16:28:32 UTC
burn jita II: this time we remembered the matches.
MailDeadDrop
Archon Industries
#5 - 2013-04-18 16:49:08 UTC  |  Edited by: MailDeadDrop
Miilla wrote:
who are you?

Me? I'm not in Goons on any character; just an amused bystander. Or hopefully amused.

Dave, your entry is currently the frontrunner. Big smile

MDD
Dave Stark
#6 - 2013-04-18 16:54:11 UTC
MailDeadDrop wrote:
Miilla wrote:
who are you?

Me? I'm not in Goons on any character; just an amused bystander. Or hopefully amused.

Dave, your entry is currently the frontrunner. Big smile

MDD


**** yeah, coming first in a 1 man race!

i think i have some atrons in jita that are left over from the live event in luminaire... might sacrifice them for the amusement of saying "i was there".
Anna Karhunen
Inoue INEXP
#7 - 2013-04-18 16:56:04 UTC
Burn Jita burn! EVE Inferno!

As my old maths teacher used to say: "Statistics are like bikinis: It's what they don't show that's interesting". -CCP Aporia
Metal Icarus
Star Frontiers
Brotherhood of Spacers
#8 - 2013-04-18 17:14:23 UTC  |  Edited by: Metal Icarus
Burn Jita II: Because we blued everyone in nullsec who stands even a remote chance of fighting us

Its a long title, but it fits
March rabbit
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2013-04-18 17:34:39 UTC
Burn Jita II: When everything already happened

The Mittani: "the inappropriate drunked joke"
Mina Sebiestar
Minmatar Inner Space Conglomerate
#10 - 2013-04-18 17:37:10 UTC
man that crap system and goons deserve each other.

You choke behind a smile a fake behind the fear

Because >>I is too hard
Charlie Jacobson
#11 - 2013-04-18 17:42:48 UTC
Is it over already? I'm in Jita and not seeing any fires.

I support James 315 and the New Order of Highsec
Bizzaro Stormy MurphDog
B.L.U.E L.A.S.E.R.
#12 - 2013-04-18 17:50:40 UTC
Burn Jita II: Circle Jerk

I am not an alt of Chribba.
Dave Stark
#13 - 2013-04-18 17:59:26 UTC
Charlie Jacobson wrote:
Is it over already? I'm in Jita and not seeing any fires.


it hasn't started yet, you're early.
Charlie Jacobson
#14 - 2013-04-18 18:01:50 UTC
Dave Stark wrote:
Charlie Jacobson wrote:
Is it over already? I'm in Jita and not seeing any fires.


it hasn't started yet, you're early.


I'm glad I didn't miss it at least. When does it start (EVE time) ?

I support James 315 and the New Order of Highsec
Tank Talbot
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#15 - 2013-04-18 18:19:29 UTC
Burn Jita II: Where HULK marshmallows aren’t green.

Burn Jita II: Goon Creep.

Burn Jita II: Requiem of the Invincible Statue.
Dave Stark
#16 - 2013-04-18 18:22:08 UTC
Charlie Jacobson wrote:
Dave Stark wrote:
Charlie Jacobson wrote:
Is it over already? I'm in Jita and not seeing any fires.


it hasn't started yet, you're early.


I'm glad I didn't miss it at least. When does it start (EVE time) ?


there's no time, just a date. that date is the 19th.
however that means it could be the evening of the 18th (today) for some time zones, or they could start earlier than that because why not?
either way, i think it's safe to say by saturday jita should be a mess and will be until monday.

note: all of this is from various words found on the internet, total speculation and 2+2=5 because i'm not a goon nor do i have inside info.
Frostys Virpio
State War Academy
Caldari State
#17 - 2013-04-18 18:29:45 UTC
Burn Jita II : Because WHY NOT?
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#18 - 2013-04-18 18:30:34 UTC
I feel like this threads needs the movie guy voiceover voice.

I will settle for Morgan Freeman narration.

I think Id rather have Patrick Stewart narrate it though.

...from the depths of VFK the fleet came, to once again spread fear and lulz to the huddled masses of Jita. This time was different...this time....they were super serial.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Tank Talbot
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#19 - 2013-04-18 19:06:24 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
I feel like this threads needs the movie guy voiceover voice.

I will settle for Morgan Freeman narration.

I think Id rather have Patrick Stewart narrate it though.

...from the depths of VFK the fleet came, to once again spread fear and lulz to the huddled masses of Jita. This time was different...this time....they were super serial.


James Earl Jones man. James Earl Jones...
Sentamon
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#20 - 2013-04-18 19:46:52 UTC
Burn Jita II: So boring, if it wasn't in Jita nobody would come.

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