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Meat Scandals Continue......

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Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#1 - 2013-04-15 17:44:30 UTC
Anyone for a little ANTEATER ?

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Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2013-04-15 17:45:47 UTC
Who else thought "i wonder what anteater tastes like?"

Come on, be honest.

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Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#3 - 2013-04-15 17:54:50 UTC
Graygor wrote:
Who else thought "i wonder what anteater tastes like?"

Come on, be honest.

That was the first thing I thought too. Might have a little bitter flavor. The way ants smell if you accidentally step on them. (As opposed to intentionally stepping on them, when you were a kid).
Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#4 - 2013-04-15 17:57:30 UTC
Man, some people will eat anything. Shocked

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Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#5 - 2013-04-15 19:39:34 UTC
I guess every country as problems with pseudo-science in one form or another. But the Chinese version actually harms lots of creatures. Not sure what they can do about getting rid of ancient medicinal remedies still adhered to by the peasants.

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silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#6 - 2013-04-16 00:37:40 UTC
Graygor wrote:
Who else thought "i wonder what anteater tastes like?"

Come on, be honest.

:: raises hand ::

Yup. Me too.

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Ivy Romanova
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#7 - 2013-04-16 01:03:07 UTC
Graygor wrote:
Who else thought "i wonder what anteater tastes like?"

Come on, be honest.


I bet it taste like chicken.
Everything taste like chicken.

What does lobsters taste like ?
Chicken.

What does possum taste like ?
Chicken.

What does crocodile taste like ?
Chicken.

What does frogs taste like?
Chicken.

EVERYTHING HAS to be chicken

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silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#8 - 2013-04-16 01:05:44 UTC
Ivy Romanova wrote:
Graygor wrote:
Who else thought "i wonder what anteater tastes like?"

Come on, be honest.


I bet it taste like chicken.
Everything taste like chicken.

What does lobsters taste like ?
Chicken.

What does possum taste like ?
Chicken.

What does crocodile taste like ?
Chicken.

What does frogs taste like?
Chicken.

EVERYTHING HAS to be chicken
God likes the taste of chicken. Or ran out of time during Creation, and just blasted 'chicken' flavor onto a whole list of things, and has never gotten around to patching it. I bet there are rocks out there that taste like chicken.

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Ivy Romanova
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#9 - 2013-04-16 01:16:05 UTC
silens vesica wrote:
Ivy Romanova wrote:
Graygor wrote:
Who else thought "i wonder what anteater tastes like?"

Come on, be honest.


I bet it taste like chicken.
Everything taste like chicken.

What does lobsters taste like ?
Chicken.

What does possum taste like ?
Chicken.

What does crocodile taste like ?
Chicken.

What does frogs taste like?
Chicken.

EVERYTHING HAS to be chicken
God likes the taste of chicken. Or ran out of time during Creation, and just blasted 'chicken' flavor onto a whole list of things, and has never gotten around to patching it. I bet there are rocks out there that taste like chicken.


I blame Millard Reaction

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Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
#10 - 2013-04-16 01:20:58 UTC
Ivy Romanova wrote:
Graygor wrote:
Who else thought "i wonder what anteater tastes like?"

Come on, be honest.


I bet it taste like chicken.
Everything taste like chicken.

What does lobsters taste like ?
Chicken.

What does possum taste like ?
Chicken.

What does crocodile taste like ?
Chicken.

What does frogs taste like?
Chicken.

EVERYTHING HAS to be chicken


Next scandal, chicken meat is found in everything.

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Caleidascope
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2013-04-16 01:38:32 UTC
Micheal Dietrich wrote:
Ivy Romanova wrote:
Graygor wrote:
Who else thought "i wonder what anteater tastes like?"

Come on, be honest.


I bet it taste like chicken.
Everything taste like chicken.

What does lobsters taste like ?
Chicken.

What does possum taste like ?
Chicken.

What does crocodile taste like ?
Chicken.

What does frogs taste like?
Chicken.

EVERYTHING HAS to be chicken


Next scandal, chicken meat is found in everything.

If only we were so lucky.

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Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#12 - 2013-04-16 01:48:26 UTC  |  Edited by: Jonah Gravenstein
Graygor wrote:
Who else thought "i wonder what anteater tastes like?"

Come on, be honest.

*Raises hand.

Kangaroo doesn't taste like chicken, snake does though. If it's not a human being or a personified pet, and it's not on the endangered species list, I'll have a go at eating it.

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Alara IonStorm
#13 - 2013-04-16 03:12:22 UTC  |  Edited by: Alara IonStorm
silens vesica wrote:
God likes the taste of chicken. Or ran out of time during Creation, and just blasted 'chicken' flavor onto a whole list of things, and has never gotten around to patching it. I bet there are rocks out there that taste like chicken.

Perhaps God likes the taste of the other animals and blasted all their flavors on to chickens.
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#14 - 2013-04-16 03:32:43 UTC
Alara IonStorm wrote:
silens vesica wrote:
God likes the taste of chicken. Or ran out of time during Creation, and just blasted 'chicken' flavor onto a whole list of things, and has never gotten around to patching it. I bet there are rocks out there that taste like chicken.

Perhaps God likes the taste of the other animals and blasted all their flavors on to chickens.

I like the way you're thinking here. Chicken as a marinade of all other tasty animals... Big smile

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Marie Hartinez
Aries Munitions and Defense
#15 - 2013-04-16 03:54:14 UTC
Would it be wrong to get a anteater to first eat all the ants that like to invade my Fortress of Doom before eating it?

Surrender is still your slightly less painful option.

silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#16 - 2013-04-16 05:12:33 UTC
Marie Hartinez wrote:
Would it be wrong to get a anteater to first eat all the ants that like to invade my Fortress of Doom before eating it?

That's just efficiency. Clear the problem, then deal with the redundant workforce...

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Ivy Romanova
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#17 - 2013-04-16 05:20:38 UTC
silens vesica wrote:
Marie Hartinez wrote:
Would it be wrong to get a anteater to first eat all the ants that like to invade my Fortress of Doom before eating it?

That's just efficiency. Clear the problem, then deal with the redundant workforce...


The anteater union would like to have a word with you in their private jet

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Alphaphi
KASK Heavy logistics
#18 - 2013-04-16 10:44:58 UTC
Ivy Romanova wrote:
Graygor wrote:
Who else thought "i wonder what anteater tastes like?"

Come on, be honest.


What does crocodile taste like ?
Chicken.


crocodile/alligator tastes like pork more than anything actually.


OT:
i betcha that anteater would sell like twinkies in america on the chinese market.
those garbage containers eat EVERYTHING.
no literally, they eat everything, and sometimes preferably alive. at least that's what i learned on my trip to china.
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#19 - 2013-04-16 13:31:47 UTC
Hannibal Lecter knows something that I certainly hope none of us do.............

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882

Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#20 - 2013-04-16 14:07:34 UTC
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
Hannibal Lecter knows something that I certainly hope none of us do.............

We're the other pork?

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