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Jordania
Kill'em all. Let Bob sort'em out.
Ushra'Khan
#81 - 2011-10-28 13:21:02 UTC  |  Edited by: Jordania
Quote:
NOTE: As a practising roman catholic, I will abandon my faith if I have lied in any of the words above. I have lied before, but anything you have read in this letter is the truth and nothing but the truth.


You lied, you said:

Quote:
I will walk to the edge of the Earth and back if it means becoming a member of Goonwaffe


Earth is round, theres no edge. But by all means give it a go, start now and when you get back we might let you in.
Prencleeve Grothsmore
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#82 - 2011-10-28 13:21:50 UTC
Jordania wrote:
Quote:
NOTE: As a practising roman catholic, I will abandon my faith if I have lied in any of the words above. I have lied before, but anything you have read in this letter is the truth and nothing but the truth.


You lied, you said:

Quote:
I will walk to the edge of the Earth and back if it means becoming a member of Goonwaffe


Earth is round, theres no edge.


It was a figure of speach not a lie. There is a difference. A lie is a false statement which is created to deceive somebody or something.

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Sverige Pahis
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#83 - 2011-10-28 13:22:28 UTC
Prencleeve Grothsmore wrote:
Sverige Pahis wrote:
Prencleeve Grothsmore wrote:
Andski wrote:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3445664

tell me about this

was the diablo 3 beta key worth it, at least?

don't even bother trying to get into goonwaffe, just join TEST like the other failed j4gs (we don't want your posting)


I've been trying since 2010 with alt Graphite Vestian. And i'll keep trying. The only thing i've ever wanted to do is join goonwaffe. If you want to see why I want it so much. Read my 2k word essay on why I want to join:
http://www.mediafire.com/?88ko6vf43fc8tli


ahahahahahahahaahah wat


You people have to understand. I will become a member of Goonwaffe. Its the only thing that drives my onward. Please somebody put me at ease, sponsor me!


I can sponsor you into thunderwaffe but let me make it clear I want everything in your assets contracted to me, you need to SHOW you want in, not say.
Prencleeve Grothsmore
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#84 - 2011-10-28 13:23:35 UTC
Sverige Pahis wrote:
Prencleeve Grothsmore wrote:
Sverige Pahis wrote:
Prencleeve Grothsmore wrote:
Andski wrote:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3445664

tell me about this

was the diablo 3 beta key worth it, at least?

don't even bother trying to get into goonwaffe, just join TEST like the other failed j4gs (we don't want your posting)


I've been trying since 2010 with alt Graphite Vestian. And i'll keep trying. The only thing i've ever wanted to do is join goonwaffe. If you want to see why I want it so much. Read my 2k word essay on why I want to join:
http://www.mediafire.com/?88ko6vf43fc8tli


ahahahahahahahaahah wat


You people have to understand. I will become a member of Goonwaffe. Its the only thing that drives my onward. Please somebody put me at ease, sponsor me!


I can sponsor you into thunderwaffe but let me make it clear I want everything in your assets contracted to me, you need to SHOW you want in, not say.


Can you login so we can discuss more?

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Sverige Pahis
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#85 - 2011-10-28 13:26:57 UTC
Prencleeve Grothsmore wrote:


Can you login so we can discuss more?



I'm ingame now.
Ladie Harlot
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#86 - 2011-10-28 18:03:04 UTC
This guy is goony as ****.

The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet.
Prencleeve Grothsmore
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#87 - 2011-10-28 18:08:54 UTC
Ladie Harlot wrote:
This guy is goony as ****.


Exactly why I should be granted to access to the mighty space guild known as Goonwaffe. Lady Harlot please see what I do. I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyreally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really Want to be a goon.

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David Carel
SWAT Team Sales Consultants
#88 - 2011-10-28 22:28:56 UTC
I heard you're 13. And pretty mature for your age, too!
Andski
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#89 - 2011-10-29 00:08:25 UTC
seriously just join dreddit or something, goddamn I hope you realize you're never getting into goonwaffe and the sooner you accept it the better

Twitter: @EVEAndski

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths."    - Abrazzar
Diesel47
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#90 - 2011-10-29 05:02:49 UTC
I thought goonwaffle was filled with morons like the OP...


Why isn't he getting in then? Lol
Prencleeve Grothsmore
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#91 - 2011-10-29 08:05:06 UTC
David Carel wrote:
I heard you're 13. And pretty mature for your age, too!


Sverige is that your alt?

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Prencleeve Grothsmore
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#92 - 2011-10-29 08:05:45 UTC
Andski wrote:
seriously just join dreddit or something, goddamn I hope you realize you're never getting into goonwaffe and the sooner you accept it the better


I'll never realise that, and one day I will be in. Whether it is with this account or not. One day Andski, one day.

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Prencleeve Grothsmore
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#93 - 2011-10-29 11:42:46 UTC
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPa4jzCqgDY

My appreciation video!

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Luxi Daphiti
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#94 - 2011-10-29 14:43:48 UTC
God damn it. I thought you finally crawled back to wherever you came from and died. But no. You were merely on holiday. And now you're back. Fan-bloody-tastic.

Considering you apparently can't even keep up the most basic veil of deception and have the reasoning ability of a toddler I really hope this is merely a distraction from some grand plan. That this is all a well planned and carefully executed charade. Although somehow I doubt it.

And never before did I think it was possible for someone to walk knowingly into more then one Goonswarm scam. Unbelievable.
Prencleeve Grothsmore
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#95 - 2011-10-29 14:49:45 UTC
Sverige just scammed me. Stole all my assets. Damn you. I haven't given up. I need a sponsor! I'm online now please convo me!

http://adf.ly/3RiOg The Warp Bubble Blog I do things differently.
Luxi Daphiti
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#96 - 2011-10-29 14:53:35 UTC  |  Edited by: Luxi Daphiti
Prencleeve Grothsmore wrote:
Sverige just scammed me. Stole all my assets. Damn you. I haven't given up. I need a sponsor! I'm online now please convo me!

Please, an hero. Now.
Prencleeve Grothsmore
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#97 - 2011-10-29 14:54:50 UTC
Luxi Daphiti wrote:
Prencleeve Grothsmore wrote:
Sverige just scammed me. Stole all my assets. Damn you. I haven't given up. I need a sponsor! I'm online now please convo me!

Please, become an hero. Now.


Its a bit weird though. The goons forget this is just a game. I want to play with them!

http://adf.ly/3RiOg The Warp Bubble Blog I do things differently.
Luxi Daphiti
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#98 - 2011-10-29 14:58:13 UTC
Prencleeve Grothsmore wrote:
Luxi Daphiti wrote:
Prencleeve Grothsmore wrote:
Sverige just scammed me. Stole all my assets. Damn you. I haven't given up. I need a sponsor! I'm online now please convo me!

Please, become an hero. Now.


Its a bit weird though. The goons forget this is just a game. I want to play with them!

I think you misunderstand the meaning of 'an hero' - but you should really look into it.

And let's be honest, they clearly don't want to play with you. Give it up already.
Prencleeve Grothsmore
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#99 - 2011-10-29 14:59:41 UTC
Luxi Daphiti wrote:
Prencleeve Grothsmore wrote:
Luxi Daphiti wrote:
Prencleeve Grothsmore wrote:
Sverige just scammed me. Stole all my assets. Damn you. I haven't given up. I need a sponsor! I'm online now please convo me!

Please, become an hero. Now.


Its a bit weird though. The goons forget this is just a game. I want to play with them!

I think you misunderstand the meaning of 'an hero' - but you should really look into it.

And let's be honest, they clearly don't want to play with you. Give it up already.


Winston Churchill | Never Give Up
The ten months that have passed have seen very terrible catastrophic events in the world--ups and downs, misfortunes-- but can anyone sitting here this afternoon, this October afternoon, not feel deeply thankful for what has happened in the time that has passed and for the very great improvement in the position of our country and of our home?

Why, when I was here last time we were quite alone, desperately alone, and we had been so for five or six months. We were poorly armed. We are not so poorly armed today; but then we were very poorly armed. We had the unmeasured menace of the enemy and their air attack still beating upon us, and you yourselves had had experience of this attack; and I expect you are beginning to feel impatient that there has been this long lull with nothing particular turning up!

But we must learn to be equally good at what is short and sharp and what is long and tough. It is generally said that the British are often better at the last. They do not expect to move from crisis to crisis; they do not always expect that each day will bring up some noble chance of war; but when they very slowly make up their minds that the thing has to be done and the job put through and finished, then, even if it takes months - if it takes years - they do it.

Another lesson I think we may take, just throwing our minds back to our meeting here ten months ago and now, is that appearances are often very deceptive, and as Kipling well says, we must "...meet with Triumph and Disaster. And treat those two impostors just the same."

You cannot tell from appearances how things will go. Sometimes imagination makes things out far worse than they are; yet without imagination not much can be done. Those people who are imaginative see many more dangers than perhaps exist; certainly many more than will happen; but then they must also pray to be given that extra courage to carry this far-reaching imagination.

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David Carel
SWAT Team Sales Consultants
#100 - 2011-10-29 15:02:40 UTC
Prencleeve Grothsmore wrote:
Luxi Daphiti wrote:
Prencleeve Grothsmore wrote:
Luxi Daphiti wrote:
Prencleeve Grothsmore wrote:
Sverige just scammed me. Stole all my assets. Damn you. I haven't given up. I need a sponsor! I'm online now please convo me!

Please, become an hero. Now.


Its a bit weird though. The goons forget this is just a game. I want to play with them!

I think you misunderstand the meaning of 'an hero' - but you should really look into it.

And let's be honest, they clearly don't want to play with you. Give it up already.


Winston Churchill | Never Give Up
The ten months that have passed have seen very terrible catastrophic events in the world--ups and downs, misfortunes-- but can anyone sitting here this afternoon, this October afternoon, not feel deeply thankful for what has happened in the time that has passed and for the very great improvement in the position of our country and of our home?

Why, when I was here last time we were quite alone, desperately alone, and we had been so for five or six months. We were poorly armed. We are not so poorly armed today; but then we were very poorly armed. We had the unmeasured menace of the enemy and their air attack still beating upon us, and you yourselves had had experience of this attack; and I expect you are beginning to feel impatient that there has been this long lull with nothing particular turning up!

But we must learn to be equally good at what is short and sharp and what is long and tough. It is generally said that the British are often better at the last. They do not expect to move from crisis to crisis; they do not always expect that each day will bring up some noble chance of war; but when they very slowly make up their minds that the thing has to be done and the job put through and finished, then, even if it takes months - if it takes years - they do it.

Another lesson I think we may take, just throwing our minds back to our meeting here ten months ago and now, is that appearances are often very deceptive, and as Kipling well says, we must "...meet with Triumph and Disaster. And treat those two impostors just the same."

You cannot tell from appearances how things will go. Sometimes imagination makes things out far worse than they are; yet without imagination not much can be done. Those people who are imaginative see many more dangers than perhaps exist; certainly many more than will happen; but then they must also pray to be given that extra courage to carry this far-reaching imagination.


What the fuck.
Also, you just broke the record on how dumb a person can be.
Scammed 4 times in a row.

Wow.

https://docs.google.com/document/pub?id=1BwSgFFPVi7KMo48e9j908t87zJCQfunJ1hbH2RlL18Y&pli=1