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[FOR HIRE] If you're good at something, don't do it for free.

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culo duro
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#41 - 2013-04-25 14:16:11 UTC
Ludovicus Bock wrote:
culo duro wrote:
What i find amazing is that this "elite pvp" which you guys are claiming to do, involved having 9 dudes on the first mach, and 6 on the last one.

This guy had the balls to go out there and give you a fight, and what do you do? you come here and say "hey look at us we're awesome for blopping a machariel". I'm betting that neither of you guys would do that, if you were him... Be happy the guy undocked and brought you a fight, or go **** off to narnia.


Nice of you to look at the broad picture of the situation Roll
No bias whatsoever, right? Indeed, from an outsider's point of view it is clear that the self proclaimed one man army is a honorable/elite PVP'er that wouldn't dream of attacking non combat ships and the alliance he wardecced are all mean blobbers that tricked him into wardeccing them and than took advantage of his honor to lure him in a situation where he could loose his ship and there was no danger for them. RollRollRoll

Maybe you need to come out of Narnia before commenting?



You're misunderstanding what i'm saying... You tend to get alot of people that will simply just stay docked up, and only fight fights they know they can win 100%.

I've starting blogging http://www.epvpc.blogspot.comĀ 

Kristoffon Ellecon
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#42 - 2013-04-25 22:22:51 UTC  |  Edited by: Kristoffon Ellecon
Losing ships is what happens when you're drunk and bored (I find the latter worse than the former) and make dumb mistakes. The persons that are here chest beating have absolutely no merit to claim as I was the one dumb enough to fly the mach through a tempest's web range when I could have simply warped off or flown around it. I'm already used to the fact that I'll never be as good as the guys that define their self worth over their ability in a videogame so that argument is over, save your typing. In fact, I'm working my way up to losing AT ships, I hear it's what the real cool kids do. Maybe the carebears here too will one day be able to welp 5B worth of ships over a couple days and not give a **** about it.

Meanwhile I'd like to take a moment and ask the reader and potential customer to count how many of my happy targets, and from how many different corps, took their time to come here and post about how life changing their interactions with me were. This many pissed off people can only mean one thing: if you want to plss people off, hire me.
Kristoffon Ellecon
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#43 - 2013-04-25 22:25:17 UTC
HorusAha Cann wrote:
TwistedGreat doing " Business " with you have a nice day.Blink Oh by the way Thanks again for the % of the 1 bill bounty my friend . Do u need a loan I have tons of isk. Just Eve Mail Twisted
Kristoffon Ellecon wrote:
Ricardo Veneroso wrote:
Yes, Congratulations on the purchase of your new Matriarchal. I hope that you bought insurance for it!

Why? Are you going to undock?

Hey, our business isn't over yet. Wardecs only finish when I let them expire, not sooner.
Swidgen
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#44 - 2013-04-29 11:45:58 UTC
Bump for a service well done. Have a job to be taken care of? Want results? Kristoffon is your guy. Professional service done right and a no-nonsense approach to the job. Satisfied customer here, will call on his services again.
HorusAha Cann
Blast That Azz Corp
#45 - 2013-04-30 14:58:08 UTC  |  Edited by: HorusAha Cann
Big smilelol Twisted Please keep it going I don't really care lol ,you just and will not ever understand. U war doc for money or what ever. if u see me come get get me I'm not going no were. Because I really don't have time for small minded players like u, and oh by the way, I have never stop undocking so get your facts right lol. I see u when I see u . Twisted lol Twisted
Kristoffon Ellecon wrote:
HorusAha Cann wrote:
TwistedGreat doing " Business " with you have a nice day.Blink Oh by the way Thanks again for the % of the 1 bill bounty my friend . Do u need a loan I have tons of isk. Just Eve Mail Twisted
Kristoffon Ellecon wrote:
Ricardo Veneroso wrote:
Yes, Congratulations on the purchase of your new Matriarchal. I hope that you bought insurance for it!

Why? Are you going to undock?

Hey, our business isn't over yet. Wardecs only finish when I let them expire, not sooner.
Kristoffon Ellecon
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#46 - 2013-05-01 13:33:55 UTC
HorusAha Cann wrote:
I have never stop undocking so get your facts right lol.

So how about this four week long period time when your war on me had been declared mutual and you never even logged in, how often did you undock in that period of time? Undocking in your dreams does not count.
Oliver Eels
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#47 - 2013-05-01 14:35:00 UTC  |  Edited by: Oliver Eels
I haven't used Kristoffon's services, but judging by the butthurt in this thread and the maturity (*cough*) of the posts of his detractors here, it does look like he must be pretty good.
Dorian Gozzie
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#48 - 2013-05-01 16:10:24 UTC
Sounds like he dec'd some folks, who in turn decided to fight back (successfully). I'm confused as to why everyone is running to the defense of the aggressor. I believe the targets have every right to gloat, especially since the war was forced upon them in the first place. What should the defenders have done? Hid in the station to satisfy his ego? Line up outside of the station to allow him to pad his killboard?


HorusAha Cann
Blast That Azz Corp
#49 - 2013-05-01 22:48:51 UTC
TwistedYou know the one that dreams are the one that wish, lol just for the record and my last post if you went me come get some . Like I have said before, I'm not dock scan me down and lets do it. See you like war doc ( MINERS ) the weak and when you do make the mistake of war docing a real corp what happen? Oh ya you was bored and have been drinking lol that good . In other words " YOU GOT HANDLE" Twisted not like those miner you war doc and think I stop them for making money. You need to go after people like me and stop war docing the none fighter your weak and lost. Why will I hire some one to war doc a corp that just went to mine, here a ideal War Doc me come on, but there one thing Twisted just war me and u will see. Yes this is EVE do or die, "but man have a pair".PVP a PVP and not PVE [if you so good. Have a Bless Day Twistedquote=Kristoffon Ellecon]
HorusAha Cann wrote:
I have never stop undocking so get your facts right lol.

So how about this four week long period time when your war on me had been declared mutual and you never even logged in, how often did you undock in that period of time? Undocking in your dreams does not count.
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Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#50 - 2013-05-01 22:58:50 UTC  |  Edited by: Cannibal Kane
HorusAha Cann wrote:
TwistedYou know the one that dreams are the one that wish, lol just for the record and my last post if you went me come get some . Like I have said before, I'm not dock scan me down and lets do it. See you like war doc ( MINERS ) the weak and when you do make the mistake of war docing a real corp what happen? Oh ya you was bored and have been drinking lol that good . In other words " YOU GOT HANDLE" Twisted not like those miner you war doc and think I stop them for making money. You need to go after people like me and stop war docing the none fighter your weak and lost. Why will I hire some one to war doc a corp that just went to mine, here a ideal War Doc me come on, but there one thing Twisted just war me and u will see. Yes this is EVE do or die, "but man have a pair".PVP a PVP and not PVE [if you so good. Have a Bless Day Twistedquote=Kristoffon Ellecon]
HorusAha Cann wrote:
I have never stop undocking so get your facts right lol.

So how about this four week long period time when your war on me had been declared mutual and you never even logged in, how often did you undock in that period of time? Undocking in your dreams does not count.


Firstly... learn to quote properly your post are a mess.
Secondly, you talk way to much about PVP and daring people to come shoot you for somebody with 0 kills and losses along with your corp... 0 kills or losses.

Stop it...

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk

Kristoffon Ellecon
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#51 - 2013-05-02 00:43:24 UTC  |  Edited by: Kristoffon Ellecon
HorusAha Cann wrote:
Mr Cann writes some gibberish that, as a mere English speaker, I cannot understand


You do remember that that day when I busted yours or your friend's mining op you only escaped with your Navy Scorpion because your limited grasp of game mechanics led you to wardec me separately, instead of allying into his war, and that war wasn't live yet? Well I didn't forget.

Tell you what, ally with him, or wardec me, or duel me, I don't care, bring out your Navy Scorp and I'll fight you in a T1, non-faction battlecruiser. Think you can handle that?

Edit: also, my bounty could use a topping up. Would you kindly oblige?

Edit 2: could someone please supply me with a good failfit dual tanked navy scorp fitting for scientific purposes?
Kristoffon Ellecon
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#52 - 2013-05-02 14:17:19 UTC
Hey Cann, since you blocked me, kindly take a look and give us your input in this thread: https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=2964246#post2964246

Thank you.
Ginger Barbarella
#53 - 2013-05-02 15:23:06 UTC
OK, so let me see if I understand your criteria:

* If I do market peeveepee and never HAVE to undock, that's a WIN in your book
* If I shift my alts & corpies to other corps (including NPC corps) or have them make use of their jump clones to relocate somewhere else and CONTINUE THE SAME BUSINESS IN GENERAL, that's a WIN in your book

I hope I understand this. Oh, and the only part you got right (and no, I haven't looked at your KB stats) is that kills are the measure of success... Forcing a corp to relocate and their operation continues unabated is not a win.

"Blow it all on Quafe and strippers." --- Sorlac

Kristoffon Ellecon
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#54 - 2013-05-02 15:27:46 UTC  |  Edited by: Kristoffon Ellecon
According to the Merriam Webster dictionary, "win" is either a transitive verb or an intransitive verb: http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/win

It is not a noun under any circumstances. The word you are looking for is "victory". Please update your post so that it follows proper grammar.
HorusAha Cann
Blast That Azz Corp
#55 - 2013-05-06 16:39:07 UTC
EvilHummm Hi Mr Ellecon how have u been, sorry for the long delay. Yes I have read your post and seen the response. They are right to the point and yes this is a alt of my. I main is bounty to the max and will be killed on sight, lol but beside that I'm dock right now and will be out in about 3 day after the final training of my Widow, Train well and hope to see you soon Evil
Kristoffon Ellecon wrote:
Hey Cann, since you blocked me, kindly take a look and give us your input in this thread: https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=2964246#post2964246

Thank you.

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