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Crime & Punishment

 
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NEW ORDER DEATH DEALERS

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Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
#81 - 2013-07-19 00:20:11 UTC
Thread necromancy is bad, m'kay.

There's a million angry citizens looking down their tubes..at me.

Hevymetal
POT Corp
#82 - 2013-07-19 02:57:21 UTC
Doc Fury wrote:
Thread necromancy is bad, m'kay.



I know the undead thread.

Someone shoot the darm thing in the head, drive a stake though it's heart and burn it.
Starkiller Lothlorien
Doomheim
#83 - 2013-07-19 04:36:17 UTC  |  Edited by: Starkiller Lothlorien
Posta Wifda Mosta wrote:
Hey OP, I will read past the first 2 lines of your post once your testes drop into your sack.


No you won't. By then you be blind and senile from old age, forget promise made now and unable to read anyway.

Suicide gankers? Rhymes with gankers, sure. But not start with G.
Lugalbandak
Doomheim
#84 - 2013-07-19 09:33:02 UTC
Polaris Sagan wrote:
Wow you killed a 3 week old AFK miner (killing noobs always gets good on the killboards doesn't it)... Yet the POD got away... Yup AFK I'm sure...


Lol yeah , I love what you guys do , but for the love of god , just say you kill every miner that you see , afk or not , you cant see at the mining laser if sombody juts ignore you or is afk

happy ganking Lol

The police horse is the only animal in the world that haz his male genitals on his back

Karle Tabot
State War Academy
Caldari State
#85 - 2013-07-19 12:05:28 UTC
xxBLACK SKULLxx 929 wrote:
First i would like to say sorry for not posting in awhile ( training time is a pain ) Now that some of our boys & girls are trained up. We just had to go hunting for the Filthy New Order miner. After a few hours, we we're getting bored. I started to think that this Mythical Miner didn't exist. But just when I thought all hope was lost our scout yells out " I have a target " . With tension growing we jump through the gate. I warped my Death Dealers to the target and like a mexican pinata the target popped. Now as we laugh in coms of our sweet victory. The POD got away ( SAD FACE ). Now I looked up the BIO on the pinata pilot and i found out the she was only 3 weeks old and had no BIO?? So I was like WTF o_O.......... Hey scout why did you pick the miner?? She was AFK.... So what do we do to AFK miners https://zkillboard.com/detail/29743677/ We make them go pop.


Well that's all for now check back as we keep on hunting this Mythical New Order Miner.

Remember boys & girls we're here to enslave not save.

929 The Anti-Savior

When I said the POD got away. I meant everyone was laughing so hard that we forgot to pop the POD.
Now the scout bumped the POD around for a good 7 mins before it warped out.

Update to keep it short another AFK miner got popped. Our scout even bumped him for a few mins. Before we warped in and popped him. I have a good feeling we're going to find this Mythical New Order Miner. As we set our sites on New Order Prime in the heart of New Order territory. Fear not miners of high-sec. As we bring a little risk to your lives and alot of fun in to ours.

So watch out as The Alabama Jihad Squad come to a system near you.
FYI Skittles is our scout & he will make sure you TASTE THE RAINBOW



So we have a group that thinks that ganging up together in combat ships to kill a 3 week old player is the highpoint of their lives.



Medarr
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#86 - 2013-07-19 13:21:48 UTC
DIE THREAD DIE

Who the hell keeps ressing this nerco of a thread?

* cuts of its head, drives a stake through its contentless body and burns what remains *
CCP Logibro
C C P
C C P Alliance
#87 - 2013-07-19 15:06:26 UTC
Moved to Crime & Punishment.

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Plastic Psycho
Necro-Economics
#88 - 2013-07-19 15:40:52 UTC
CCP Logibro wrote:
Moved to Crime & Punishment.

Good - could you also put a stake through the heart of this un-dead thread?
Don Purple
Snuggle Society
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#89 - 2013-07-20 05:16:53 UTC
.....

I am just here to snuggle and do spy stuff.