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Meeting Interesting Folks in Wormholes - Small Gang Ambush Tales

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Mourn LeBlade
Jupiter Roughriders
#1 - 2013-04-03 01:21:37 UTC  |  Edited by: Mourn LeBlade
I have been posting stories up for years about our ambush activities in wormholes. I've been told some of the tales are very entertaining. Our small gang has shot at most anything that's moved in a wormhole, including a Rorqual and a few Carriers. We have also apprehended some very elusive and some very notorious characters.

Let me know what your favorite headlines are on our Mishaps page, or just say "hi" if we've blown you up. If you managed to destroy my ship or pod, hey, it never happened. No, I mean it - it never happened, I have no recollection of any such incident. But your ship...oh yes, I probably remember that...just like it happened yesterday.

Our wormhole adventuring goes all the way back to Christmas of 2009 when myself and an associate moved into a wormhole without having the faintest idea of how to PVP. Well, several years have passed, and we still have no idea how to PVP. We do, however, enjoy the fine art of a small gang ambush. Eventually a mega-alliance kicked us out of our wormhole, and our membership dwindled. We still keep the flame alive though, visiting wormholes whenever we can to meet new people and protect Sleepers.

Maybe you've received a 177th Hurt Feelings Report if you took our meaning the wrong way. Most of the folks we encounter are good sports, and this is duly noted and respected in the Mishaps log. Some of those victims even joined our crew. The biggest whiners make it on to our "Tales" log, and their tears are carved into stone for all to enjoy.

Always remember, in space, nobody can hear you disconnect.

Hope to see you soon, and pod you hello.

Best Regards,

Mournblade

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Seraph IX Basarab
Outer Path
Seraphim Division
#2 - 2013-04-03 21:40:59 UTC
Much respect to anyone who makes use of asymmetric warfare.
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#3 - 2013-04-04 16:26:40 UTC
Mission kills. That's what I like.

Let 'em clean out an anom, then bomb the wrecks. Allows a solo-bomber to ruin an entire smallgang's day.
Twisted

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